FabSwingers.com forum: whats the worst excuse u have had from someone who cant make it ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i met a guy off another site last august after he let me down loads the final time he let me down he said his mum had died, i so believed him, we stayed in touch i was a shoulder for him to cry on.. we met a while after as ya do .....lol

and then omg tonight he is on the news getting 2 years in the nick for selling on ebay and failing to deliver, and guess wot, his mum is on the telly too supporting him,

chrisy wot sicko says his mum has died as an excuse not to meet.... wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just this min had we are too full after having our dinner !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG u have gotta be kidding lol

thats funny ( the excuse i mean) cant wait to see wot excuses get put up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol nope wish we were kidding not as crazy as the one you had though, thats not right!! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't know what to say!!!

Both are outrageous in their own way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have met you before !!! lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I don't know what to say!!!

Both are outrageous in their own way"

We had one who told us that his brother had broken his neck in a car accident the day before he was due to meet us.

Funnily enough..... his brother bid on a car of ours on ebay a week later and then when it was time to collect it, his brother phoned Jason's mobile and told him the exact same story.... his brother had broken his neck the night before.

Turns out, they were habitual bidders on ebay and rather than auction wrecking they came up with this excuse.

We've also had the muy mum/dad/daughter/sister/son/dog/llama/spider has been rushed to hospital

We never ever believe anyone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Habitual tosspots more like!

Feel a bit left out we hav'nt had anything like that lol

Just one guy who thought it was too far to come to meet us half way! it was only half hr drive....never did meet him in the end you get to a point where you really can't be arsed sorting out the logistics :D

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I’d have to say the best (or rather worst) one was the guy who claimed he had witnessed a suicide at a train station whilst making his way to my house. He also claimed his phone was broken, so I was only receiving short messages via swinging sites…. Yes he claimed he was borrowing some stranger’s laptop to log on to swinging sites to leave messages (as ya do) rather than msn.

Now there was me wondering why the police would hold witnesses for 5-6 hours at a train station to take statements. Having worked in public transport at one time, I always believe the protocol to be to take names and addresses as quickly as possible and clear the area. Well I wasn’t actually wondering that…. as earlier, when I was trying to be thoughtful, I had rang the British Transport Police to find out which station the incident had happened. He’d said he was at a Birmingham station – not far - I could go and pick him up because a suicide on the tracks means closing down the line and long delays. But guess what…. there had been NO F*CKING SUICIDE at any station anywhere on the network that day!

To top it all off nicely, he then posted on another site about what a shitty day he had experienced, how he had missed out on an arrangement, had witnessed a suicide, had spent all day stuck at a station…. blar blar blar …. the f*cking cheek! Posting what a shitty day he had and accepting sympathy from people on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Did you tell him he was a lying shitbag? :D

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By *hemadcoupleCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

One of ours was, "we went for a lie down before coming over, went to sleep and didn't wake up until morning!"

Excuses are one thing though, but 'phone calls to say that they are on the way and will be with us within the hour, never to turn up, or be heard from ever again, are another. Have they been abducted by aliens?

Despite these, I still give credence to some excuses. It all depends on how they are presented. As it happens, my mother did break her neck last November, and she did have a stroke last month to complicate it, and our boy has been off school recently, ill, and we did have various colds over the winter, any of which events could have put paid to any arranged meets. As it happened they didn't, as we're not very active at the moment, but nevertheless, they could have.

The difference is that we would have spoken on the 'phone to anyone we would have had to put off, at great pains to ensure that the situation is valid, and not just a one liner message or text or something.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Did you tell him he was a lying shitbag? :D"

Oh yes - shortly after posting what the BTP had told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Did you tell him he was a lying shitbag? :D

Oh yes - shortly after posting what the BTP had told me."

Good on Ya :D

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

the door handle came off my bedroom door and i cant get out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the door handle came off my bedroom door and i cant get out "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"the door handle came off my bedroom door and i cant get out "

Are they still in there!?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i dont know ...it was a bloke pretending to be a woman i was so confident it was a scam i hadnt even bothered to get ready LOL..

had a student who was due to hand an assignment say ...he never came in as he decided to watch a herd of deer playing in his garden...as it was a unique opportunity....he lives 5 miles from the city centre ....defies belief some of the bollox some people come up with...bizzare

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"i dont know ...it was a bloke pretending to be a woman i was so confident it was a scam i hadnt even bothered to get ready LOL..

So for my next assignment the herd of deer in the garden excuse is no good?

Ive got to think up another one now grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont know ...it was a bloke pretending to be a woman i was so confident it was a scam i hadnt even bothered to get ready LOL..

So for my next assignment the herd of deer in the garden excuse is no good?

Ive got to think up another one now grrrr"

what about sheep? I have actually woken up with sheep in the garden lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i dont know ...it was a bloke pretending to be a woman i was so confident it was a scam i hadnt even bothered to get ready LOL..

So for my next assignment the herd of deer in the garden excuse is no good?

Ive got to think up another one now grrrr"

well not unless you want to be disciplined LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert mans name...

******`s wife hasnt left the house yet,... and we had traveled three hours to get to the next street

S&A

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

lol...ummm i nearly had to cancel a meet because i did have an car accedent....i smashed in to someone else...when i phoned...i could here the he is pulling out sye.....and i arrived an hour late with a smashed car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are geniune excuses for some of my meets not turning up:

* washing machine exploded

* I had a tummy bug and a bad night, when i got of to sleep i slept past our meet time. (and he's in the army, i wondered if his sergent brought him some lucazade and TLC)

* I got lost......(ok this is believeable, only he had choosen the location, as it was his local...DAH!!!!!!!!)

* Boilers broken down

* I have got the kids.......(What?...like and you only just remembered????)

* I have been called into work, theres a problem that only I can fix.

* I had my phone stolen

I have a meet today, at lunch. I doubt if he will actually turn up, It will be interesting to see what excuse this one brings.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

oowwww I remembered one from a guy who was meant to be meeting me and a couple I know. Bless him for being honest, but the cheek of what he said was so funny....

(15 minutes before the meet - a text message) "Sorry have been watching porn all afternoon and I am not really in the mood now. Can we do it some other time?"

(reply) "Yeah sure, how about next notafuckingchance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had the Kids thing 15 mins before a meet before... I mean yeah ok.. Goodbye!

Worst we have had though has to be we forgot?? Charming lol.. We had spoken the night before... Travelled to a hotel they chose.. waited and fluck all.... 3 days later they mailed saying they forgot.. Bollox lol.

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

We have found people offten use a death as a excuse. We have had all sorts of excusess. One time we had chated to a guy for ages well hung, polite emails, fun on messanger etc etc finaly come to meeting him and YES he did turn up but when we meet him all he was intrested in was geting a pair of knickers and leaving rather than any fun. A lot of the time we dont even get a excuse thay just dont turn up and then dont reply to emails after. Anouther guy we meet he watched to start with got so excited shot his load so then decided to leave LOL well the list goes on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We spoke with a couple for weeks via msn (seen on web cam so knew they were the ones in their pics) and messages here, we eventually arranged a meet, they messaged us to ask if we had booked the hotel, we replied with 'we will do that in about one hour' the message was read, no reply, we went on to book, messaged them to say it was booked, with some details of the receipt (not too much but enough to know it was for real), again message was read, next night we got a message saying they couldn't make it, gave the benefit of the doubt, messaged a couple more times between us but never seen on msn since, though the last time I looked they still come online here and had only cam verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

What is wrong with people when they can't be honest?

Especially when you,ve had to pay out for a hotel room

Then the front they have of coming back and chatting to others on site

I would rather someone just say...look we've changed our minds we don't want to meet you anymore,its easier than making up a shit load of poor excuses

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

chatted for a while to a guy before finaly arranging to meet for drinks one sat afternoon , got up on the sat nice ne earlie got showered and prepared so had some time to spare before meeting him so though id pop online to check emails only to discover one from him saying sorry cant make meet today no excuse or nothing.

so i mailed him asking why only to be told his mate had a spare ticked for fotty and he was going there instead so ul have guessed he was swiftly deleted n never spoken to again lol

luv jacs

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i had another, after chatting etc etc, the saturday came, he text to ask wot wine i liked as he was setting off, ...... he never showed,he was back online here later that eve, never to give me an excuse.... 6 weeks later he text to appologise lol

wtf... said his mate had died, yeah right ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about the one where you turn up after talking for 2 weeks only to find the wife says who the hell are you or the one where you go to pub for a meet they dont turn up so you end up all day in pub with friends getting wasted and covered in eggs plz dont ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was it pancake day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is wrong with people when they can't be honest?

Especially when you,ve had to pay out for a hotel room

Then the front they have of coming back and chatting to others on site

I would rather someone just say...look we've changed our minds we don't want to meet you anymore,its easier than making up a shit load of poor excuses

I know, for several days they had asked if we had booked the room yet, we said we hadn't and asked if they had (we was getting a room each), after a few days of this we went on to book the room, show them proof as we assumed they didn't want to book to be let down, it wasn't 24 hours later they said they couldn't make it.

Anyway, we got our cash back, and went on a meet that same night we had planned, so didn't lose out.

Nowt stranger than folk eh!!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I was to meet a couple from Maidstone, (they couldn't come to mine as they thought it to far) but they don't play at home cause of the kids.

"Fine" I said "How bout a hotel?"

They picked one 10 mins from theirs (they don't like to go too far) but didn't want to be out all night as it was first meet, next time they'd make it all nighter they said.

Fair enough - except they were hoping I'd book the hotel as the only credit card they had was the hubby's company card. (Getting weirder).

This would not have been such a big deal.. if not for the fact that:

1) If they couldn't make it I'd lose my money booking the room (as last chance to cancel with travelodge is noon)

2) They needed to confirm sitter, which they couldn't do till 2pm of the day

3) The worst of all.. when I said "ok, just let me know as soon as possible and I'll book it, and when we meet up you can give me half", THEY called ME a cheap skate! (considering I was paying train tickets to them, cab from station to hotel and the petrol for 10 min drive for them would have been nothing).

They then hung up repeating that they don't deal with people who are such tightwads. They actually expected ME to pay the whole cost of hotel room at a night's notice with risk of losing it all if they didn't show??

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Worse thing is - all the original excuses you can generally relate to - so you give em a chance.

But my opinion is- why take it that far if you really dont want to meet somebody???

I know people dont like to email/msn tennis - but unless i feel like i am making a rapport - there is no way i would meet on my own, and therefore it wouldnt get that far. And if i did get a rapport - then i would expect that things were going well and all would pan out well. No need for excuses.

debz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once said no to someone with the excuse that i had to go to ASDA! Well I say excuse - it was actually the truth! Cant undestand why she didnt speak to me for weeks afterwards tho...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fave let down was a guy who called me 2 hours before we was supposed to be meeting and ask if we could move our meet to the next day as he had just had a offer off another woman who he'd rather meet but she could only make that day so he'd like to meet her tonight and meet me the next night lol

come on you have to give him 10 out of 10 for honesty lol

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By *ojomanMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

Once i was on my way to meet a couple when i was abducted by aliens, i can tell you it was not a nice experiance

But i did have the decency to text them and let them know, funny though they didn't believe me and told me to f**k off

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