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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

any ladies or cpls fancy a chat on msn later with a horny guy drop me a line

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over a year ago

lmao I meant join in with the banter thats already going on !

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"any ladies or cpls fancy a chat on msn later with a horny guy drop me a line"

ya got more chance of winning a oscar ...here y are have mine ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol this the same guy that wanted to play on cam yesterday?...god loves a tryer

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over a year ago

I told him to join in with the forums lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I told him to join in with the forums lol"

hell nothing like coming in with a strong maiden speech....lol

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over a year ago

"I told him to join in with the forums lol

hell nothing like coming in with a strong maiden speech....lol "

But not with the original post lol I just meant join in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry guys miss understood sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told him to join in with the forums lol

hell nothing like coming in with a strong maiden speech....lol

But not with the original post lol I just meant join in!"

Well you're just going to have to go and get ya baps out on cam for him now...encouraging the poor guy...here let me take that award you need both hands free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cheeky erection !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told him to join in with the forums lol

hell nothing like coming in with a strong maiden speech....lol

But not with the original post lol I just meant join in!

Well you're just going to have to go and get ya baps out on cam for him now...encouraging the poor guy...here let me take that award you need both hands free

No!!!! let me look after it for you girls, runs off to hide it in my naughty draw. lol Back in a bit (ha ha thats what they think lol) I'm gonna sell it on ebay. lol

Earthy X;)

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over a year ago

"I told him to join in with the forums lol

hell nothing like coming in with a strong maiden speech....lol

But not with the original post lol I just meant join in!

Well you're just going to have to go and get ya baps out on cam for him now...encouraging the poor guy...here let me take that award you need both hands free

No!!!! let me look after it for you girls, runs off to hide it in my naughty draw. lol Back in a bit (ha ha thats what they think lol) I'm gonna sell it on ebay. lol

Earthy X;)"

Split the proceeds,and we can have a good night out with it

I already have one from last time hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!"

Whats a cheeky erection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

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over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

i am not sure i believe you ....LOL

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over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

i am not sure i believe you ....LOL"

Shhhhhhh I have a virginal image to maintain here!! it lulls people into a false sense of security

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

i am not sure i believe you ....LOL

Shhhhhhh I have a virginal image to maintain here!! it lulls people into a false sense of security

shhhhhhhhhhhhh but it aint working hun .,...LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

i am not sure i believe you ....LOL

Shhhhhhh I have a virginal image to maintain here!! it lulls people into a false sense of security

shhhhhhhhhhhhh but it aint working hun .,...LOL"

Aint it? lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

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"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

i am not sure i believe you ....LOL

Shhhhhhh I have a virginal image to maintain here!! it lulls people into a false sense of security

shhhhhhhhhhhhh but it aint working hun .,...LOL

Aint it? lol"

You're as virginal as me my sweet......!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Your a fountain of knowledge I am a mere novice

i am not sure i believe you ....LOL

Shhhhhhh I have a virginal image to maintain here!! it lulls people into a false sense of security

shhhhhhhhhhhhh but it aint working hun .,...LOL

Aint it? lol

You're as virginal as me my sweet......!!!!!"

Hehehehehe great though innit? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

"I have a cheeky erection !!

Whats a cheeky erection?

its one of those ones that pops up on the bus or at a funeral

Definition - erection cheeky:

First appears at age 12 (approx)

There doesn't appear to be any firm

data as to, or if, this inbuilt yet uncontrollable blood flow disorder has an upper age limit (personally I hope it doesn't). Scientist have simply dismissed information received from the over 50s as spurting little white lies!! That or senility?

At the beginning of this condition you can expect a sudden surge at any time, anywhere !!

Bus rides being the most common activity when this embarrassing known medical condition can strike, vibration often being stated as the cause, easily spotted by the removal and placing of a cap/hat upon the lap. You may be lucky enough to witness the red faced male refusing to stand up and leave the bus after over-running his paid fare. The law abiding males among us tend to feign d*unkenness and crawl off the bus quickly, only to be seen leaping to their feet and pole vaulting over the nearest suitably high fence directly after disembarking and falling to the pavement!!

If you are unfortunate enough to find an angry looking male in the middle of your lawn clutching his groin and muttering "I hate buses" - DON'T APPROACH as he is dangerous and most definitely armed !!!!

Sat at home watching TV with the family comes high on the "Oh Fook" list - signs being arms locked with hands placed over the groin whilst maintaining an insane looking smile with the occasional muttering "I hate Songs Of Praise".

The phrases Hallelujah and Praise the Lord being often wrongly attributed to the religious, when in fact this was first heard spoken out loud by an unfortunate couple with 12 sons after the invention of scatter cushions, the insane smile however remains!!

My own personal embarrassing moments being - bus rides, english classes, wood/metalwork, Songs Of Praise and army cadets (on parade, causing an outbreak between the cadets, even the Sgt Major found it hard to bark his orders, they maintained arms length that day I can tell ya !!) aged thirteen

Reliable information doesn't exist regarding post mortem erections - scientists are very reluctant to dig up a stiff one.

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over a year ago

LOL thats all well and good,informative and very very funny :D :D

My question is though....what brought it on yesterday and what made you feel the need to share it with us pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was feeling generously playful and surprisingly horny after a memorable wild one ! nuff said methinks lol

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