FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite film quotes

By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Watching Moonraker now and chuckled at

DRAX: You missed. Mr Bond

BOND: Did I...

What film parts make you chuckle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Belllllllo.

You gotta love the minions.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that....

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

From Enter The Dragon:

Han:

We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams:

Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.

Han:

Oh? How so?

Williams:

I'll be too busy looking gooood.

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

‘I love the smell of Napalm in the morning’ .... Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now!

‘Do your top button up lad’ .... CSgt Bourne - Zulu.

You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors of. Charlie Crocker - The Italian Job.

R xxx

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Belllllllo.

You gotta love the minions.

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that.... "

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"From Enter The Dragon:

Han:

We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams:

Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.

Han:

Oh? How so?

Williams:

I'll be too busy looking gooood."

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"‘I love the smell of Napalm in the morning’ .... Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now!

‘Do your top button up lad’ .... CSgt Bourne - Zulu.

You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors of. Charlie Crocker - The Italian Job.

R xxx"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"From Enter The Dragon:

Han:

We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams:

Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.

Han:

Oh? How so?

Williams:

I'll be too busy looking gooood."

Williams was so damned cool!

‘Bullshiiit Mr Han man!’

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

From Goin' South with Jack Nicholson. He was trying to be going straight and was married and had a smallholding in the middle of nowhere. Some of his old gang rocked up at his ranch after a few days ride.

Henry Moon: Well...Anybody hungry?

Big Abe: Hungry? Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.

Henry Moon: Well, we'll go to the kitchen and see if we've got one already froze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to go to the toilet, eh? Do you want to go to the toilet?

michael caine - get carter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Just keep swimming”

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

you made a woman meow? - when harry met Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exterminator...I will be back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Well _ello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now; Jack and shit..... and Jack left town.’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"“Just keep swimming”

Mine, mine, mine, mine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Just keep swimming”

Mine, mine, mine, mine....."

Love that bit

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"“Just keep swimming”

Mine, mine, mine, mine.....

Love that bit

Ditto.

(there's another quote). Lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

* Your

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer-Henry point-four-five caliber miracle.

CSgt. Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind it.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

There's two kinds of people in this world my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.""

“He’s off saving the rainforests or recycling his sandals or some shit”

Faaaar to many quotable moments in that movie!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"There's two kinds of people in this world my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig

Whilst we're on Clint...

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

On this particular Thursday something was moving through the ionosphere, huge slab like somethings that hung in the air exactly the same way bricks don't.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"On this particular Thursday something was moving through the ionosphere, huge slab like somethings that hung in the air exactly the same way bricks don't."

Hitchhiker's I think

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"On this particular Thursday something was moving through the ionosphere, huge slab like somethings that hung in the air exactly the same way bricks don't.

Hitchhiker's I think"

42 points for you

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Al Pacino in Heat.

"Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "What"?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.

Brett: What…?

Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face] Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.

Brett: He-he's black.

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald.

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder; Brett screams] DOES…HE…LOOK…LIKE A…BITCH?!

Brett: [in pain] No!

Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: [faintly] I didn't.

Jules: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?

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By *ishygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Great film!

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On this particular Thursday something was moving through the ionosphere, huge slab like somethings that hung in the air exactly the same way bricks don't."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Molly, you in danger, girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left side! Strong side! Left side! Strong side!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at Hello.

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"From Enter The Dragon:

Han:

We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams:

Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.

Han:

Oh? How so?

Williams:

I'll be too busy looking gooood.

Williams was so damned cool!

‘Bullshiiit Mr Han man!’ "

Agreed

"Man...you come right out of a comic book"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The indians are coming, the indians are coming.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run along now there's a good gentleman

And

If you were looking for the opportune moment ... that was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not first your last.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

And don't call me Shirley

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Etri: "You understand boy, you are taking on a star? It will kill you."

Thor: "Only if I die."

Etri: "Yes....that’s what....killing you...means."

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Molly, you in danger, girl!"

Is that Ghost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?'

Evil Dead II

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Etri: "You understand boy, you are taking on a star? It will kill you."

Thor: "Only if I die."

Etri: "Yes....that’s what....killing you...means.""

Rocket Raccoon : This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is

Thor : Well, he's never fought me.

Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, he has.

Thor : He's never fought me twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when I thought I was out , they pull me back in.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Get on your feet Private Pyle. You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, but don't touch.

Touch, but don't taste.

Taste, don't swallow.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two from Scum:

'Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fucking kill ya!'

'Vegetarians? I've shit 'em.'

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

are you from outer space?

no Iowa,ijust work in outer space

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Toto I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto? Urgh I thought you'd been house trained already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JEEZ ! You got a big pussy!

Predator

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There's no sense going out half-cocked."

A very louche Roger Moore to a teenage Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

“You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Smile you cunt”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.""

I did

But then I did not

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Nobody is perfect!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

He's laughing his fucking ass off. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.""

Con air

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

From The Big Lebowski:

Da Fino, Private Snoop: I'm a Brother Seamus!

The Dude: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish monk?

Da Fino, Private Snoop: ...What the fuck are you talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come here today to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have come here today to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

RIP Roddy Piper

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Lilo and stitch:

ALSO CUTE AND FLUFFY!!!!

and

Ohana meams family, family means no-one gets left behind or forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see this! NYPD it means I will knock your punk ass down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come here today to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum!

RIP Roddy Piper

Yep. They live is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Smile you cunt”"

Sexy beast??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices …"

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodge this!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Dodge this!"

The matrix

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Hit it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the change you filthy animal"

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

“I'm gonna call me a couple a Hard Pipe Hittin' Niggas, to go to work on the Homes here....with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me hillbilly boy? I ain’t finished with you by a damned sight. I’m gonna get medieval on your ass”

...well you did say something that made me chuckle

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

From the eminently quotable Sergeant Major in Full Metal Jacket.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

""I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

From the eminently quotable Sergeant Major in Full Metal Jacket."

You could fill this thread with him alone...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it! "

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Jerry Maguire

'Show me the money!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

From Under Siege 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

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By *ssexhamptonMan
over a year ago

Rayleigh

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous retribution administered by a suitable agent. I this case by a right orrible cunt.......me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll tell ya sumfin! They ain’t gettin the TV!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You can’t handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it you? You Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have the luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago’s death while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence while grotesque, and incomprehensible, to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that well, you need me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something, you use them as a punchline. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself, to a man who rises and sleeps, under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and than questions the manner in which I provide them! I’d rather you just said ‘thank you’, and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"“Just keep swimming”

Form Finding Dory ..

That's a lot of eyes doing nothing..

No accident he was a clownfish.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Make it happy ..make it snappy... make it.....gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Know what I think? You are a sawn off intellectual ' Lee Marvin Ship of fools

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and am all okay gum "

the late roddy piper they live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Life is the toughest opponent youll ever face, itll beat you to your knees and keep you there if you let it but it’s not about how hard you hit, it’s about how many hits you can take and get back up and keep moving forwards that’s how winnings done”

Rocky Balboa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and am all okay gum "

the late roddy piper they live "

It's I came here today to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum. Sorry for correcting you but it's my favourite quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it you? You Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have the luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago’s death while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence while grotesque, and incomprehensible, to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that well, you need me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something, you use them as a punchline. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself, to a man who rises and sleeps, under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and than questions the manner in which I provide them! I’d rather you just said ‘thank you’, and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!

Goosebumps just reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If the milk turns out to be sour (souuuurrr) ...

I ain’t the pussy to drink it “ ...

Good old lock stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“If the milk turns out to be sour (souuuurrr) ...

I ain’t the pussy to drink it “ ...

Good old lock stock

Classic ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“If the milk turns out to be sour (souuuurrr) ...

I ain’t the pussy to drink it “ ...

Good old lock stock

Classic ??"

For me it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.

You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.

The Princess Bride

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

You will not be taking our pod today sir.

Quill are you making your voice deeper?

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

Its mega-maid sir,shes gone from suck to blow!

Gold star if you guess the film

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By *iger-NWMan
over a year ago

Preston

Nothing exceeds like excess

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

"“If the milk turns out to be sour (souuuurrr) ...

I ain’t the pussy to drink it “ ...

Good old lock stock

So many great quotes from lock stock.brilliant film

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Its mega-maid sir,shes gone from suck to blow!

Gold star if you guess the film"
spaceballs

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

"Its mega-maid sir,shes gone from suck to blow!

Gold star if you guess the filmspaceballs

Gold star is on it's way to you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Its mega-maid sir,shes gone from suck to blow!

Gold star if you guess the filmspaceballs

Give me ludicrous speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

"Its mega-maid sir,shes gone from suck to blow!

Gold star if you guess the filmspaceballs

Give me ludicrous speed

May the Schwartz be with you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Here's two from the same film...

I'm the same colour as the department of motor vehicles and you look like a flower...

I want to go out without my watch but everything I own is beige...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be cool Honey Bunny

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"I don't think it's nice you laughing!" - Clint Eastwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be cool Honey Bunny "

TELL THAT BITCH TO CHILL! SAY BITCH, BE COOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be cool Honey Bunny

TELL THAT BITCH TO CHILL! SAY BITCH, BE COOL

Yes you’ve got it !

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

From eight legged freaks.

'Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me'

Makes me chuckle a lot for some reason

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Goosebumps just reading it

One of Jack's prime cuts. I also liked the way he delivered: "... if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Best one ever

Your gunna need a bigger boat

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Best one ever

Your gunna need a bigger boat "

We're

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Best one ever

Your gunna need a bigger boat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When will they be ready ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back we're bad you're black and I'm mad.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

No, you're not thinkin'. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to "think" and stop bein' a smart aleck. Can ya try that for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two kinds of people in this world my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig

If you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

TEAM AMERICA

D*unk in a Bar

"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not a knife....this is a knife

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.”

“Goodyear?”

“No, the worst.”

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

How long til them sausages??

2 minutes Turkish...

You said 2 minutes 5 minutes ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the curb

Fuck 'em if they can' t take a joke.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Don't tell them your name Pike.

Say _ello to my liddle fwend

“Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.” — Don Vito Corleone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do youn expect me to talk?.....

No.I expect you to die Mr Bond"

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain. Time to die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back.

The Terminator

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.”

“Goodyear?”

“No, the worst.” "

Love the Naked Gun films

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By *uzyamCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Smile and wave boy's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marty DiBergi: The review for “Shark Sandwich” was merely a two-word review which simply read “Shit Sandwich”.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When you're born in the gutter, you end up in the port - City of Lost Children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain. Time to die"

From what I remember Rutger Hauer took free reign on the original script and it was a far better scene for it. The realisation of humanity and the importance of life that he could only finally see when his was ending, great scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.”

“Goodyear?”

“No, the worst.”

Love the Naked Gun films

I always loved this one from The Police Squad tv series when Drebin says to recently widowed lady...

"We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah they were on a mad scramble to complete shooting of the film under studio pressure and he wrote this night before.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.”

“Goodyear?”

“No, the worst.”

Love the Naked Gun films

I always loved this one from The Police Squad tv series when Drebin says to recently widowed lady...

"We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then""

Loved the dialogues with the shoe-shine guy in that series too

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

Paul Finch: Grandmother-fucker.

Steve Stifler: Mother fucker.

Paul Finch: Yes I am.

Steve Stifler: Oh, you son of a bitch.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘How can you be so obtuse?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘How can you be so obtuse?’"

I guess its a simple choice. Get busy living or get busy dying

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

And I'm all out of bubblegum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilsooooooon !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

And I'm all out of bubblegum "

Great quote...... and film also contains best fight scene ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Is Your Life, And It’s Ending One Minute At A Time.

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By *mber99TV/TS
over a year ago

reading

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By *mber99TV/TS
over a year ago

reading

Yeah they were on a mad scramble to complete shooting of the film under studio pressure and he wrote this night before. "

Priceless -Fantastic Scene

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robert de Niro, in taxi driver, saying "you talkin to me".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's my driving man? I think were parked man. Up In Smoke. Cheech and Chong

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By *eekfreek00Man
over a year ago

Dublin

So tell me...you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we gonna jump or jerk off...point break..has to be being ex skydiver

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By *pidey68Man
over a year ago

St Helier

"Watching Moonraker now and chuckled at

DRAX: You missed. Mr Bond

BOND: Did I...

What film parts make you chuckle"

From Goldfinger

Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No Mr Bond I expect you to die.

As the later creeps ever closer to his tackle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile and wave boy's! "

Brilliant. They were the funniest part of that movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You can't handle the truth'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You make me want to be a better man”

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Better than T1 IMO...

Renton: “Choose life”. “Choose life” was a well meaning slogan from a 1980’s anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose… designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you’ve never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don’t look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging from your first wank to your last breath, human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who’ve had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose r*pe jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it’s better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s fucking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you’d done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, and as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there’ll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life."

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You had all the numbers on your lotto ticket just not in the right order they came out - dumb & dumber 2

Life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what your gonna get- Forrest Gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“How do you write women so well?”

“I think of a man and take away reason and accountability!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Brian and so's my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victims aren’t we all - Eric draven The crow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"“How do you write women so well?”

“I think of a man and take away reason and accountability!”

Another classic delivered in Jack's inimitable style

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a film but this quote:-

‘Your uncle is a monstrous incubus’

I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass..and I'm all out of bubblegum".

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sky's awake! So I'M awake!

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By *ussieDaveMan
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Say _ello to my little friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Mongo just pawn in game of life

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