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A guy who likes the feeling of his dick swinging around unrestrained


Man in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

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Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 81. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

David

39 years old
Bisexual

6'1"  185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams
Hi there,

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I am not a woman, I am a man. Or maybe an anatomically incorrect woman. Actually, I think I am just a bitch.

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I am an occasionally a hard working guy. Unfortunately I only work on the odd occasion and even then, I tend to call in sick...or to phrase it in a slightly different, yet in a much more accurate, way, I am unemployed & I do not bother calling in sick. I was a lawyer until I became an unemployed lawyer, for my next career move, I became a FOREX day trader, making less money than when I was unemployed without any income. So accordingly I adopt the designation of unemployed rather than admit the shameful truth.

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I get really nervous when women first see me naked for the first time, because usually they run from the park, church or hospital screaming. ..................................................

Gay sex had a always been wrong in my eyes, and one day somebody mentioned that it's supposed to take place in the ass not in the eyes. I now have a different view on the subject.

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My last girlfriend left me. Her dog died so I went straight out and bought her an identical one. She was livid when I gave it to her, yelling WTF am I supposed to do with two dead dogs? .

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I am a very laid back, easy going kinda guy. Sometimes so laid back I fall over. But I learned early in life how to get back up when I fall over. Thanks Mum and Dad. .

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My family could not decide whether to have mum buried or cremated, so with it being a voting deadlock, we had to let her live.

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I watched porn films backwards when I was little, so naturally I thought it normal to vacuum cum off a girls face, break her washing machine and then leave wearing a tool belt. I should have realised my mistake just from the look on her husbands face as I stood waiting next to their bed holding a vacuum cleaner. .

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I have a memory of an elephant. I remember once I went to the zoo where I saw an elephant.

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I also have a memory-foam mattress, which is now trying to black mail me.

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If you have read to here, firstly why? Secondly, you would have undoubtedly noticed that I am indeed quite the catch. Someone to take home and show off to Mum & Dad...