FabSwingers.com forum: Moral maze

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

So you have arranged your meet and you turn up .The vision opening the door in no way resembles the pictures they sent ...your invited in and the house smells like a zoo because of the 14 cats ,3 dogs ,and 12 budgies crammed in a cage...

You dont want to sit down and would rather drink formaldehyde than the cup of tea being offered.

How would you ...or did you get out .

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Just say ta ta and go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would say what a skank u are!!! put my fag out on their carpet and leave hahahahahaha

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

WE DONT REMBER MEETING YOU ....LOL

You would just say sorry and leave

But if you wanted to be polite you could make up you have a animal hair allagey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there, done that, left....got nasty messages for a while, but hey, it was not what was on the profile in anyway, so my consience was cear!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"i would say what a skank u are!!! put my fag out on their carpet and leave hahahahahaha"

love the idea of making em feel comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they gonna make out their something they are not on their profile and then invite me to a stinky home making THEM comfortable will not be on the top of my list lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably not even get to the point where I knocked at the door.

With that type of house you can usually tell whats it's like inside by looking at the general condition of the outside .....

Overflowing dustbins with bin bags lying on the ground beside them, dirty windows, tattered curtains, scrap car on the driveway ..

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd probably not even get to the point where I knocked at the door.

With that type of house you can usually tell whats it's like inside by looking at the general condition of the outside .....

Overflowing dustbins with bin bags lying on the ground beside them, dirty windows, tattered curtains, scrap car on the driveway ..

Looks can be deceptive can all look ok but havent you ever seen the Ozbourns on TV lol house is posh smart cars on the drive but as soon as you step in the house soding DOG SHIT every where lol sharons soding little untrained house rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly feign panic and tell 'em you left a pan on.

Trace & Ric

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By *hemadcoupleCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Emergency 'phone call from work. I arranged someone to ring my mobile once when we weren't quite comfortable and made out I had been called out to an emergency. It worked a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why we only ever meet at a pub first for a quiet drink and a chat, avoids all that potential embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

But what if you all get on great and you go back to their house and its a stinky shit hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what if you all get on great and you go back to their house and its a stinky shit hole?"

If you haven't worked it out by that stage then you are probably well suited

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By *ton DiamondWoman
over a year ago

Slough/Windsor

I had left the iron plugged in (in my excitement to get to them!) so had to whizz home quickly before i burnt the place down.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not ehave in a manner that will make them ask you to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Why not ehave in a manner that will make them ask you to leave."

Would have to be something really really bad to put em off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have said that as they wasn't quite honest with me then I hadn't been quite honest with them and had Herpes but if they were prepared to let bygones be bygones I'd be happy to play with them.

Should do the trick methinks hehehe

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"I'd have said that as they wasn't quite honest with me then I hadn't been quite honest with them and had Herpes but if they were prepared to let bygones be bygones I'd be happy to play with them.

Should do the trick methinks hehehe"

what if they got herpes already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I'm fucked aint I!!! (gulps)

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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LOL

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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"Then I'm fucked aint I!!! (gulps)"

yep and a nice dose of herpes with it off them pmsl

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"So you have arranged your meet and you turn up .The vision opening the door in no way resembles the pictures they sent ...your invited in and the house smells like a zoo because of the 14 cats ,3 dogs ,and 12 budgies crammed in a cage...

You dont want to sit down and would rather drink formaldehyde than the cup of tea being offered.

How would you ...or did you get out .

I tell them that their house stinks and you'd rather wash a maggot infested corpse. It would be cleaner.

Then I'd run!

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

been there but the other way round, someone came 2 us who wasnt exactly as advertised, which set into action operation bailout, everyswinger should have an operation bailout for exactly this kind of situation, in our case hannah sudenly was struck down with the monthly.s lol, what we would say though is never go through with it cos 2 embarassed 2 to cancel face 2 face,

maybe shouldnt post this cos now we need a new operation bailout lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

We always do what a poster up there said, meet at a pub, and as we then normally go back to our house anyway, it isn't a problem.( no pets, stink, dirty dishes etc)

But, we do have a deal with all out meets that either party can walk away without having to give a reason.

If we were in that situation though,we would have run !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not ehave in a manner that will make them ask you to leave."

Like having a piss through their letterbox before they answer the door ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have said that as they wasn't quite honest with me then I hadn't been quite honest with them and had Herpes but if they were prepared to let bygones be bygones I'd be happy to play with them.

Should do the trick methinks hehehe

what if they got herpes already lol "

or what if they didn't know what it was, hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy....

We text from the Loo.. have a major problem that just can't wait a minute longer..

When the other walks back in the room... we have to go...

Bingo lol...

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

You dont want to sit down and would rather drink formaldehyde than the cup of tea being offered.

How would you ...or did you get out .

I tell them that their house stinks and you'd rather wash a maggot infested corpse. It would be cleaner.

Then I'd run!"

actually maggot infested corpses are pretty clean as the maggots are getting rid of the rotting material .....love to piss you off ...lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

You dont want to sit down and would rather drink formaldehyde than the cup of tea being offered.

How would you ...or did you get out .

I tell them that their house stinks and you'd rather wash a maggot infested corpse. It would be cleaner.

Then I'd run!

actually maggot infested corpses are pretty clean as the maggots are getting rid of the rotting material .....love to piss you off ...lol"

I knew that. That's why I used that analogy!

1 each me thinks boss.

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

You dont want to sit down and would rather drink formaldehyde than the cup of tea being offered.

How would you ...or did you get out .

I tell them that their house stinks and you'd rather wash a maggot infested corpse. It would be cleaner.

Then I'd run!

actually maggot infested corpses are pretty clean as the maggots are getting rid of the rotting material .....love to piss you off ...lol

I knew that. That's why I used that analogy!

1 each me thinks boss."

Boss .......Boss.....faints .....you watching fussy i got the ultimate sub

she is head of the bossy posse !!!!

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