FabSwingers.com forum: Confession time, yeah and you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who else has shaved years off their age on their profile? I'm actually, wait for it, a year older

Is there a different lie on your profile?

Reveal here.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm not really a monkey

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Nope.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shock horror, that's not my actual name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it’s pointless. I look my age and even joke about it all in my username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I really am 28.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Nope. 45 is correct as is the rest.

No point in fibbing is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everything on my profile is a lie. Can't trust people on here with anything!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nope. I'm accurately aged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just me cock pic and all not here to impress just here for giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the age I put on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah most of my personal details are. My age isn’t correct, my names not really Nora and I’m definitely not living in paradise right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im indeed 52 but my names not kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, i may be 41, but im not called Bella and my postcode isn't correct

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Real even down to the month

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm really 42 but only few they believe that , my real name ? You can ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is correct

Her x

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

"Real even down to the month

Oh I'm afraid my name is not RedHeadedFun

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m just me cock pic and all not here to impress just here for giggles "

Whenever I see you post I'm reminded of the mid 80s and Wicked Willie

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

If you can't be truthful on here, then there's no hope with me. What you see is what you get and I tell it like it is. I expect the same (I accept confessions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't be truthful on here, then there's no hope with me. What you see is what you get and I tell it like it is. I expect the same (I accept confessions)

Oh I tell it like it is privately. Always. Publicly, no I don’t.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine is too honest!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Never. Its deafly me and my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was accused of trying to be older than I was, gods honest truth I was ID’d on a date a year ago... that was bloody awkward and then some

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

I'm no longer a redhead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not really a monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I added a few on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much everything on my profile is a lie. Can't trust people on here with anything!"

There's nothing on your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is pretty honest... yup! Even my age is dead on just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all good

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Actual age and name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real age, and they aren't weapons... Just boobies

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Real name and age, why lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much everything on my profile is a lie. Can't trust people on here with anything!

There's nothing on your profile? "

All the stats info. Everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point in lying?

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Nope. Very open and honest couple here.

We once had a guy who turned upto a meet and he was clearly a lot older than his photos. He got a sharp swift exit.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Absolutely not. I don't think mine could be any more honest if I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just me cock pic and all not here to impress just here for giggles

Whenever I see you post I'm reminded of the mid 80s and Wicked Willie

Have considered taking the cock down I guess it was a nieve pic to put up but now it’s me you all know it’s silly old me with another crappy joke so in that case the cock pic fits nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much everything on my profile is a lie. Can't trust people on here with anything!

There's nothing on your profile?

All the stats info. Everything. "

Stats? Age! Info zero. Can't see the point!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My age is correct

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Who else has shaved years off their age on their profile? I'm actually, wait for it, a year older

Is there a different lie on your profile?

Reveal here. "

My surname is really not

DeUther-One.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. Very open and honest couple here.

We once had a guy who turned upto a meet and he was clearly a lot older than his photos. He got a sharp swift exit."

Similar - 10 years difference, and looked it

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I added a few years when I first signed up but wasn't long til I corrected it so yeah I'm 26

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Very open and honest couple here.

We once had a guy who turned upto a meet and he was clearly a lot older than his photos. He got a sharp swift exit.

Similar - 10 years difference, and looked it

What’s the point. I had that once. I could just about see the resemblance from his pics!! My age is a few months out but years is ridiculous!

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Temple Bar

Mines honest and I always get someone to send pic with the days date on if I’m gonna meet

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I was born in February and I'm really a 35 year old woman called Stacey

There...got it off my (ample) chest..finally I can be me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Who else has shaved years off their age on their profile? I'm actually, wait for it, a year older

Is there a different lie on your profile?

Reveal here. "

Do you easier to admit to adding a year than shaving 1 off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was born in February and I'm really a 35 year old woman called Stacey

There...got it off my (ample) chest..finally I can be me

Feels good doesn’t it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is correct, the rest I’ll let you decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There may not be a place called angel-ville

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I was born in February and I'm really a 35 year old woman called Stacey

There...got it off my (ample) chest..finally I can be me

You look great.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There may not be a place called angel-ville

Say it's not so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of people on here who lie about their age. I don't understand why. But if you were going to lie about your age why did you just take a year off ?? Or shave it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There may not be a place called angel-ville

Say it's not so!

Come join me and we'll find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines honest and I always get someone to send pic with the days date on if I’m gonna meet"
very efficient if a little clinical. Romance is not dead!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There may not be a place called angel-ville

Say it's not so!

Come join me and we'll find out

Only if there's cake

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

I'll tell you my name when we meet..........

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By *eedsnoiseMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds/Harrogate

"Yeah most of my personal details are. My age isn’t correct, my names not really Nora and I’m definitely not living in paradise right now!"

Are you not actually an explorer, either?

. My dreams are now shattered! I'd bought a pith helmet, safari suit and everything

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Who has lied about their height...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah most of my personal details are. My age isn’t correct, my names not really Nora and I’m definitely not living in paradise right now!

Are you not actually an explorer, either?

. My dreams are now shattered! I'd bought a pith helmet, safari suit and everything

Aw sorry

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

All my profile is 100% honest. I just haven't put the exact town as I like to be a little discreet.

I tell people where I live if asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There may not be a place called angel-ville

Say it's not so!

Come join me and we'll find out

Only if there's cake

Omg there is always cake!! Cake is life

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

It did not occur to me to lie about my age when i joined. I wish it had.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I was born in February and I'm really a 35 year old woman called Stacey

There...got it off my (ample) chest..finally I can be me

Feels good doesn’t it..

Amazeballs....I can even talk like my real self now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually, Carol Baskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

I'll need a large one to get over this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

I'll need a large one to get over this

I think we’ll need about 2 cases, she’s ruined my life now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

..dafty bugger you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

I'll need a large one to get over this

I think we’ll need about 2 cases, she’s ruined my life now

We'll drink to forget..you won't remember a thing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We are who we are. No hiding it.

Although I’m not as shocked anymore when we meet people and we don’t recognise them or we assume they’ve sent their older sister or brother!

The first couple we meet on fab We were stood next to They and didn’t realise. I was so shocked I actually said I thought your profile said you were 44 & 45, they had shaved off 10 years! All well and good if they were wearing well, but both looked like they’d had a few hard paper rounds as a child along with a heavy milk round!

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By *eedsnoiseMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds/Harrogate

"Yeah most of my personal details are. My age isn’t correct, my names not really Nora and I’m definitely not living in paradise right now!

Are you not actually an explorer, either?

. My dreams are now shattered! I'd bought a pith helmet, safari suit and everything

Aw sorry

Luckily I look pretty damn snazzy in the safari suit, so there's an upside

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depressingly enough I am actually 50

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over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

Wait till you see me after a case of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

Wait till you see me after a case of wine

Is it worse than after coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

Wait till you see me after a case of wine

Is it worse than after coffee...

I am not lois49 or Lois MkII am I allowed to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

Wait till you see me after a case of wine

Is it worse than after coffee...

I am not lois49 or Lois MkII am I allowed to join in?

Hello not Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

Wait till you see me after a case of wine

Is it worse than after coffee...

I am not lois49 or Lois MkII am I allowed to join in?

Hello not Lois

I would say hello not Cheeky but you are

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My name isn’t Jamie and I don’t live at the bottom of the Marianas Trench

Sorry everyone

You’ve made me cry now

Pass us a tissue

Shall we cry together over a bottle of wine

Can I still come for the wine?

I can pretend my name is Jamie

Who are you

It’s a total mystery

Except for a lot of people know my name because I managed to name and shame myself about 3 times on a nocturnal thread once

I manage to shame myself often..fuck it

That so didn't come out right

It was funny

Wait till you see me after a case of wine

Is it worse than after coffee...

We really need to find out. If the coffee was anything to go by it would be legendary

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

What you see is what you get

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What you see is what you get

Then there's a whole lot of getting to be got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you see is what you get

How did your parents come up with Chillout?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Theres not really a town called Bazingastoke.

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not really a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are who we are. No hiding it.

Although I’m not as shocked anymore when we meet people and we don’t recognise them or we assume they’ve sent their older sister or brother!

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By *hefmike555Man
over a year ago

south west

i am 52 not real name but a chef

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By *aige675Woman
over a year ago

North of London

Not sure its worth it. Unless your body and face can pull it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not "A typical guy", I like what I've said I like but I'm a complete weirdo most of the time. I thought it best to leave that part out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am not a stockbroker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally honest on my profile

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm not really a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People lie on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, all true on my profile - it either appeals or doesn't. Might have left some things out. No point in lying as I can't be what I am not - WYSIWIG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People lie on here?

Hard to believe but I am told the odd yarn is spun!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Other than the vagueness of the location, mine's pretty truthful.

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