FabSwingers.com forum: The last text you sent

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is the title of your autobiography

Saw this on Facebook and it made me laugh. Mine would be called "Mmmmm yes please

Xxx

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Don't know, a bit awkward

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine would be ‘It’s a load of shite’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh fair enough, it’s good now and again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about pickled beetroot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got chased by a horse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just got chased by a horse! "

Hahaha! I'd read this! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't know, a bit awkward "

This would sum me up quite well for an autobiography

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah baby, you can put it in my ass.

I jest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the head for a peppa pig stuffed toy but also I made a micropenis.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

'Venti caramel macchiato please'

I'd not be sad about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of fish

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine was "It's big enough for 2"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Venti caramel macchiato please'

I'd not be sad about that"

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to slap you?

Was to my boss (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WhatsApp was "Can't believe Monica EVER agreed to go Thanksgiving again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck him. Hes a cunt anyway, if theres a problem he can call me

In relation to a friends ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re so very welcome

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Stick yer pizza up yer arse your 10 minutes late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SWING

I was renewing our subscription lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we lose to Stoke,we may aswell just say we've fucked it again

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know you dig that

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I like the thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good that you are enjoying it. Night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a bacon butty?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"If we lose to Stoke,we may aswell just say we've fucked it again"

Take it yr a Leeds fan? We use to be yr bogey side

As for the book “drive carefully”

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Mine “ I would like to shag you”.

I know, a bit forward..

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Do you want me to slap you?

Was to my boss (

And what was his/her answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get 2 if you can and don't forget my milk xx

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

‘Oh is tomorrow the bigger groups?’

About social bubbles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s still two boxes for £21 in Morrison’s xx

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

No, not going to happen,

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It doesn't have bestseller written all over it...was quite a lengthy message to a plumber about a leak in the bathroom

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I think it’s still two boxes for £21 in Morrison’s xx"

Whiskas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can you grab eggs on the way home?” Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for my bday card and tenner Dad! Xx

Ha! Don't know who would want to read that....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A bit of a pain to get to, but worth the journey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awwww

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Mine would be:

I've done it but my pipes still clogged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it’s still two boxes for £21 in Morrison’s xx

Whiskas?

Obviously...

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

“Ermmm don’t take it personally”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god three hormonal people in the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit of a pain to get to, but worth the journey. "

A bestseller

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just never know

A true story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Franchement je lui casse le cul sévère a cette meuf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AHH..that's brilliant .

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Mine would be “Your medication has arrived” It’ll be a medical drama

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Brilliant. Mine is: Breasticles or Testicles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good at following instruction"

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Still weird number yes.

Some kind of mathematical thriller. Two words you'd never want to see next to each other on a book cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful lv mine was

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

You've ruined me

Ms x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too Free To Write

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Keep the painkillers coming

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The last text I sent is "Great tune, just listened to it!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still weird number yes.

Some kind of mathematical thriller. Two words you'd never want to see next to each other on a book cover."

I mean... I quite like that TV show which is all about numbers and solving crimes? Could be niche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last text I sent is "Great tune, just listened to it!""

What was the tune?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

No & nothing

In response to T at the shop

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made the head for a peppa pig stuffed toy but also I made a micropenis. "

What a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, don't fuck it up, ok....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh, I am so sorry (name), it completely slipped my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was - #greedy

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By *luemarraMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I fucking give up on everything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking give up on everything!"

Preach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking give up on everything!"

But also I hope you're okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hi Babushka how was your favourite place in the whole world

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Can you run me a bath please baby, I'm fucking knackered and my feet hurt"

sounds like a great book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was: where the fuck you at? I’m stood in the piss soak rain! Lol

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By *luemarraMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I fucking give up on everything!

But also I hope you're okay "

Yeah im fine thanks.

Just having one of those weeks.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

FFS. They can kiss my ass if they want me to do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS. They can kiss my ass if they want me to do that!"

Hahaha a self help book!

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I am.

An intriguing book title.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nah I'm just annoying.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Well if you're going in there, pick me up a Titleist T200 magic wand please - thanks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Well if you're going in there, pick me up a Titleist T200 magic wand please - thanks""

Sounds like a sex toy but I think it's a golf club. Disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving now!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

""Well if you're going in there, pick me up a Titleist T200 magic wand please - thanks"

Sounds like a sex toy but I think it's a golf club. Disappointed"

A golf club indeed - albeit, one with a bulging head!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Well if you're going in there, pick me up a Titleist T200 magic wand please - thanks"

Sounds like a sex toy but I think it's a golf club. Disappointed

A golf club indeed - albeit, one with a bulging head!!

I'm not sitting on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat"

I mean...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Nice... And a beer?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Is everything okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone's doing it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Maybe hold off for a little while”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""everyone's doing it" "

A solid book title..

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry Bud, we’ll talk tomorrow.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope I didnt skip anyone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blind without my specs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make you sick if i put my foot in your mouth

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Nope....there are some things there is no first time for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hasn't really. He just loves pushing my buttons..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

‘ do you fancy the hot tub tonight’

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

“In the car park“

I was picking my son up honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need the toilet

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Hi..car is ready. Text to mate to drive me to garage after car service.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Do you want dinner left down?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Oh. Nice tits.

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We'll go for a bi'ness lunch when offices reopen

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

The most recent public picture I’ve added on here

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

They can all fuck the fuck off.

Probably would be the title of my autobiography, in fairness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right do, i'm easy whatever time

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By *uck_NorrisMan
over a year ago

swansea

I had to get out of the bath I heard a noise hope it's a ghost not a robber

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"The last text I sent is "Great tune, just listened to it!"

What was the tune? "

My Own Soul's Warning - The Killers

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"You've ruined me

Ms x"

O don't remember that being me

Mr xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a password for someone to get access to my works computer systems. I’m not posting it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is 'Are you about'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you awake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#BeKind

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

" Do you fancy a beer "

No ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Do you fancy a beer "

In Birmingham? lol

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Goodnight sexy bum x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"#BeKind"

#beautiful

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Goodnight sexy bum x"

Night

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you awake? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you awake?

No"

Are we the only 2 here ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you awake?

Are we the only 2 here ?

Yes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am half sleep xx I need something to keep me awake

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am half sleep xx I need something to keep me awake

A wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What email do you use for work stuff?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am half sleep xx I need something to keep me awake

A wank?"

Indeed will do xx

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By *unarstar500Man
over a year ago

harrogate

Why is she so horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is she so horny

Lockdown effect

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Thanks babe x

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Haha I just snorted reading that because it’s so you ????

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

No I won’t do that

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"No I won’t do that

I took it well, I think

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Absolutely nothing

Accuracte really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some interesting autobiogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no I don't want it! Ok bring it over anyway haha"

Can you guess what my text was about?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello xxxxxxxxxxxx I’m cool thanks, how are you doing? Must say your new pic reminded me of the time we met!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well i won again so I redeemed myself while thinking of our beautiful fuckery ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“This would be a good book”. How apt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been thinking about this and how much the book would change with different texts I send. It would currently be called "I'm too sensitive xxxxx" (not as rude as it sounds) but there would have been some interesting options throughout the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you see that wheelie

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ll call you back in a sec xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you sweet dreams x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was: Or both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1100 wed red key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "im in my 2nd coffee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken hip and femur in ambulance on happppppy drugs

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By *luemarraMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Sods law !!

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This day could have been a total write off. Turns out it's been fucking dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm staying up here now"

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"So we're running tonight then"

Which would work surprisingly well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""So we're running tonight then"

Which would work surprisingly well"

Madness isn't it

Was my last text

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I did cam loads when i started on fab....."

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Mine would be “Yes I’ll be up! X”

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

“No worries. Here for you anytime

”

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Love you more x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love you more x"

Aww

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