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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PM someone a message for someone else they post it in thread.

Anonymous or reveal yo self.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Back in again.... And I've got a message for someone so I'm hoping she appears...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In for relaying and receiving. Bored so please humour me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to pass on any messages.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Message for

LisaB45, please come and toy with my "mouse" you gorgeous thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yay, wouldn't miss any of your Parts Oreo

She's back in.. Anyone going to let me recieve this time? Or shall I just keep giving?

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, on and off. If you would like your message nippyfied with the addition of a little artistic flirting flare, just shout...

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

This is like being the hitch of fab world lol

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Oh I'm.in again too naturally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yay, wouldn't miss any of your Parts Oreo

She's back in.. Anyone going to let me recieve this time? Or shall I just keep giving?

Px"

My parts are for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please ask _hillout if he'd mind coming and eating my peach, for hourrrrrs?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There she is...

Dark ph0enix, my gorgeous mate wants to run the petal of that rose from your lips to your toes and follow it with his lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yay, wouldn't miss any of your Parts Oreo

She's back in.. Anyone going to let me recieve this time? Or shall I just keep giving?

Px

My parts are for sharing "

Good boy.

Now share them over this way pretty please.. This unicorn has the mighty hornnnnn

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

This thread in particular helped brighten my day after feelong particularly down earlier. Im in again and hope to bring similar joy to others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy you all

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"There she is...

Dark ph0enix, my gorgeous mate wants to run the petal of that rose from your lips to your toes and follow it with his lips"

Can I push the pause button part way please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate would very much enjoy nibbling on your bottom please

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My mate sent this for mrPleasure69

I want him stood infront of me, so I can kneel down and show him alllll of the pleasure he's been missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Notsoposh a sexy vixen says

Please ask not so posh if she could kindly come to my room and 69 with me? But be warned.. I may squirt on her face just a smidge  

And then share a cum filled kiss (my cum)...okay I added that bit. Artistic license ?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My latest from a very busy mate....tell posh that I am looking forward to a naughty rendezvous when she travels north

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

I’m in again, These are fun, happy to deliver messages, Xx

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

And another just in..

please tell FairytaleOfNewPork that your mate wants to slip her hands into his shirt... And then lower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in, very happy to deliver or receive

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MrMonkey, my sexy mate says stop monkeying around, and come pound me already!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Please ask _hillout if he'd mind coming and eating my peach, for hourrrrrs? "

If it tastes great I just might

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Notsoposh a sexy vixen says

Please ask not so posh if she could kindly come to my room and 69 with me? But be warned.. I may squirt on her face just a smidge  

And then share a cum filled kiss (my cum)...okay I added that bit. Artistic license ? "

You're very artistic..... But get your mate to message me and we will definitely arrange something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NotSoInnocent, my deviantly dirty pal says

Could you invite that notsoinnocent to a 3some with yourself and me

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

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Oh my... popped into my inbox from a lady thats just delicious

Please tell Floro and NotSoInnocent that I'd love a FFF with them... They both look so innocent.. And I want to corrupt that . Over to the bi side anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please ask _hillout if he'd mind coming and eating my peach, for hourrrrrs?

If it tastes great I just might "

ive heard that particular peach is award winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my... popped into my inbox from a lady thats just delicious

Please tell Floro and NotSoInnocent that I'd love a FFF with them... They both look so innocent.. And I want to corrupt that . Over to the bi side anyone? "

Innocent

Yes - I’ve been known to be innocent

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Monkey, another of my gorgeous friends says she's dying to strip off your suit and inspect your... err.... ink

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By


"

And another just in..

please tell FairytaleOfNewPork that your mate wants to slip her hands into his shirt... And then lower"

The shirt is an outstanding starting place... the finish line is to be explored! feel free to reveal yourself!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Please ask _hillout if he'd mind coming and eating my peach, for hourrrrrs?

If it tastes great I just might

ive heard that particular peach is award winning "

My curiosity is piqued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And Chillout.... my mate says "oh I sooo would!"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

And another just in..

please tell FairytaleOfNewPork that your mate wants to slip her hands into his shirt... And then lower

The shirt is an outstanding starting place... the finish line is to be explored! feel free to reveal yourself! "

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know


"Oh my... popped into my inbox from a lady thats just delicious

Please tell Floro and NotSoInnocent that I'd love a FFF with them... They both look so innocent.. And I want to corrupt that . Over to the bi side anyone?

Innocent

Yes - I’ve been known to be innocent "

Corrupt away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to pass along any messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in after big shop and tea.

Right, so far its been great

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Also... Estragon, I have a very sexy lady who is finding it deliciously tempting to run her hands all over you. Then do it again in case she missed a spot.

I'd like to offer backup in case

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"And Chillout.... my mate says "oh I sooo would!" "

Flattered care to reveal yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate was so distracted with animal lust he forgot the remove his clothes before taking a shower to cool off and he would like to say:

"Nippy can you tell Dee I'll kiss down her body then lick over them beads before tieing her and slipping into her back doors."

Give him the key Dee...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrMonkey, my sexy mate says stop monkeying around, and come pound me already! "

I need a rest first, I'm tired

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Monkey, my mates seem to think I'm your PA.

This delicious lady says as she doesn't work for Sydney Uni, may she please have your thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Monkey, another of my gorgeous friends says she's dying to strip off your suit and inspect your... err.... ink "

My ink and err can be inspected via pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also... Estragon, I have a very sexy lady who is finding it deliciously tempting to run her hands all over you. Then do it again in case she missed a spot.

I'd like to offer backup in case "

Quite happy for you both to do it. I know you'd like to Posh - who is the other?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message for Abz

Please could you tell him I want to know what his beard feels like... when his head is between my legs

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By *inglewindsormanMan
over a year ago

Bridport

Back in again and happy to be messenger for people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippychick, a very beautiful, warm and lovely friend has asked me to let you know that she has enjoyed chatting with you immensely, you are such a beautiful soul inside and out. And if your soul ever fancies sitting on her face she’d be only to happy to oblige.

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By *ortherner26Man
over a year ago

North East

Been at work all day and missed the fun of this thread. In for an evening giving and receiving

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Hot mate has this message.

Haloandhorns bring the rope and I'll melt the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for 1 more

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quacksplat my lover...

A sexy fellow I know would love to give you the best 5 minutes of disappointment you've ever had!

That's quite the offer. Reckon you could help him out darling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Abz

Please could you tell him I want to know what his beard feels like... when his head is between my legs "

Soft but not fluffy lol interested in knowing which legs though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat my lover...

A sexy fellow I know would love to give you the best 5 minutes of disappointment you've ever had!

That's quite the offer. Reckon you could help him out darling? "

Ohh I'm not sure, 5 minutes might be a little too much. could he maybe finish a little quicker? Say 4minutes 16?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gardener mate is in need of some lockdown timber and asked:

"I'd love you to nippyfy this message for Estragon... Your mate says that's still not her tree but he looks good with it anyway."

Go on Estragon, give her some green fingers....!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Smoking hot lady with this message for me to pass along

Please tell Northerner26 that he can spend his evening giving and receiving in my bed if he fancies it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gardener mate is in need of some lockdown timber and asked:

"I'd love you to nippyfy this message for Estragon... Your mate says that's still not her tree but he looks good with it anyway."

Go on Estragon, give her some green fingers....! "

Make yourself known. I've got the bush trimmer ready.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Underused Overated, my utterl lovely mate Would love to spend time furthering your education in muths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo you sexy little fucker, my beaut of a mate says

please tell oreo he should spend time hammering more than just an inbox

* for added artist license, can I get in on this please? MfF at mine aye?,

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My mate says.._ortherner26 should plan a trip south sometime soon...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]"

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]"

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

In again !

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I'm back in now I've finally finished work

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh? "

Always.... Can I do yours?

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"My mate sent this for mrPleasure69

I want him stood infront of me, so I can kneel down and show him alllll of the pleasure he's been missing "

I do give more pleasure than I do receive normally so that would definitely be a change for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo you sexy little fucker, my beaut of a mate says

please tell oreo he should spend time hammering more than just an inbox

* for added artist license, can I get in on this please? MfF at mine aye?, "

Ooh I'd be in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh? "

Hahahaha brilliant

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Always happy to receive or send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to pass on messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot mate has this message.

Haloandhorns bring the rope and I'll melt the chocolate"

Ooh now that sounds lots of fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to send and receive

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours? "

I'll have to go find some first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go away for a couple of hours and miss another one, I'm in.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first "

Darn... A woman after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first "

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dark Ph0enix and Quacksplat, my horny mate would love to know if you ladies and I would be happy to spoil him on his birthday at the end of summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Dark Ph0enix and Quacksplat, my horny mate would love to know if you ladies and I would be happy to spoil him on his birthday at the end of summer "

Mmm not so sure he deserves spoiling. Might treat him.and let him watch however. Seeing as tho it's his birthday and all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dark Ph0enix and Quacksplat, my horny mate would love to know if you ladies and I would be happy to spoil him on his birthday at the end of summer "

Fucking brilliant idea imo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dark Ph0enix and Quacksplat, my horny mate would love to know if you ladies and I would be happy to spoil him on his birthday at the end of summer

Mmm not so sure he deserves spoiling. Might treat him.and let him watch however. Seeing as tho it's his birthday and all..."

Er why not

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened "

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean,its not me obvs but still...

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over a year ago


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!"

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dark Ph0enix and Quacksplat, my horny mate would love to know if you ladies and I would be happy to spoil him on his birthday at the end of summer

Mmm not so sure he deserves spoiling. Might treat him.and let him watch however. Seeing as tho it's his birthday and all...

Er why not "

Oh we should all know by that, that I'll do as im told

Happy to play birthday present

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sit down"

with me on your.. Lap?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Halo and Horns my mate says

Can you tell HaloandHorns that I’m hoping to share the horns with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WildBlonde69 you lucky babe!

My fit mate says

Wow! If you're interested in slightly younger, mature and exciting men, then drinks are on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to sit down

with me on your.. Lap? "

Lap..face...cock...yeh

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i"

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle"

Shit they weren't yours?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours? "

My elderly neighbour perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps "

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over? "

Oh yes that could be right. Is the other thing yours too? The long strappy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sit down

with me on your.. Lap?

Lap..face...cock...yeh "

On your way to Newcastle now yes?

Thank you please

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By *issminxymooWoman
over a year ago

Button Moon

Back in again if I may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Halo and Horns my mate says

Can you tell HaloandHorns that I’m hoping to share the horns with him"

Sharing is caring as they say

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is anyone actually sending messages ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippychick my beautiful friend, my oh so delicious pal has said

I desperately want to be able to slowly remove her clothes, kissing every soft delicate inch of skin as it is exposed, teasing, caressing, devouring her delicious body. Pleasing her, enjoying her and fulfilling her every wish, pampering her and massaging her whilst occasionally feeding her Bournville chocolate buttons.

Or something along

*you lucky lucky lady*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Underused Overated, my utterl lovely mate Would love to spend time furthering your education in muths "

Brilliant! Although its my English that needs help!

Happy to swap Oral tips!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over?

Oh yes that could be right. Is the other thing yours too? The long strappy one "

Ah yes.... I was wondering where that had gone. Give it to me next time I'm over would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missminxymoo, very seductive, divine and desirable friend of mine has asked me to let you know that you are stunning!! And if you would be so kind to pop over, so that you can take some naughty pictures together, that would be sound.

May I personally add that if either of you feel the need for a photographer, lighting engineer ... erm ... towel boy then my services are at your disposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone actually sending messages ? "

Send me one and I'll do one to you, nobody'll click....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over?

Oh yes that could be right. Is the other thing yours too? The long strappy one

Ah yes.... I was wondering where that had gone. Give it to me next time I'm over would you? "

Oh i do believe you'll get it alright

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bhubaysi, my lovely mate says he's desperate to see behind those glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippychick my beautiful friend, my oh so delicious pal has said

I desperately want to be able to slowly remove her clothes, kissing every soft delicate inch of skin as it is exposed, teasing, caressing, devouring her delicious body. Pleasing her, enjoying her and fulfilling her every wish, pampering her and massaging her whilst occasionally feeding her Bournville chocolate buttons.

Or something along

*you lucky lucky lady*"

Anytime gorgeous

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over?

Oh yes that could be right. Is the other thing yours too? The long strappy one

Ah yes.... I was wondering where that had gone. Give it to me next time I'm over would you?

Oh i do believe you'll get it alright "

Oh Dee! I'm on my way

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

still waiting for Oreo to tell me who fancies me..l

I'm not tapping my foot or anything..

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Nippy my buddy wans to eat you alive. Then you can have her for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shirtishblonde, a handsome and discerning friend has asked me to inform you that you should remove your clothes as it is time to get very horny, sticky and wet.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

in again, happy to deliver, be nice get one for a change lol

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over?

Oh yes that could be right. Is the other thing yours too? The long strappy one

Ah yes.... I was wondering where that had gone. Give it to me next time I'm over would you?

Oh i do believe you'll get it alright

Oh Dee! I'm on my way"

Bring a friend or two...I've Just found I've a whole free weekend without anyone to share my bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy my buddy wans to eat you alive. Then you can have her for dessert"

Fuck me, it's not plastic sheets lady with the knives is it.....?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Nippy my buddy wans to eat you alive. Then you can have her for dessert

Fuck me, it's not plastic sheets lady with the knives is it.....? "

I've no idea I'm just the messenger but the mental image I have is not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out, waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy my buddy wans to eat you alive. Then you can have her for dessert

Fuck me, it's not plastic sheets lady with the knives is it.....?

I've no idea I'm just the messenger but the mental image I have is not good "

She wanted to cut me up!

I'm hoping it's a sane/sexy one....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[My knickers removed by poster at 18/06/20 18:25:20]

Getting over excited and removing knickers already posh?

Always.... Can I do yours?

I'll have to go find some first

Think I saw a pair of yours under my pillow. Dunno how that happened

Stop stealing from my washing line unless you want to buy me some more!

Stop putting the sexy ones out on the line then! Cant reasonably be expected to just walk past when pink thongs dangling in my face can i

Pink? Do you not know me at all. Never pink sheesh. Doesn't contrast nicely against the skin tone, either before of after the paddle

Shit they weren't yours?

My elderly neighbour perhaps

Dee, were they not the ones I left last time I popped over?

Oh yes that could be right. Is the other thing yours too? The long strappy one

Ah yes.... I was wondering where that had gone. Give it to me next time I'm over would you?

Oh i do believe you'll get it alright

Oh Dee! I'm on my way

Bring a friend or two...I've Just found I've a whole free weekend without anyone to share my bubble "

I'll start taking applications for the friends I'll bring....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"still waiting for Oreo to tell me who fancies me..l

I'm not tapping my foot or anything.. "

That's not the rules. They can make themselves known if they want

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Well they'd better hurry up. This gin isn't drinking itself.

And after a couple of those I'm anybody's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well they'd better hurry up. This gin isn't drinking itself.

And after a couple of those I'm anybody's. "

Anyone’s? Interesting.

Fancy another drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to get involved x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know if someone's mate fancies us

Her x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I fancy a few of you!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NiceButVeryNaughty, a delectable and desirable friend of mine has asked me to remind you that she fancies you and you are already aware of that.

On a personal note, I find you both attractive as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in for a little bit to play Cupid

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Well they'd better hurry up. This gin isn't drinking itself.

And after a couple of those I'm anybody's. "
someone say gin

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Oooo I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

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By *rLHMan
over a year ago

Granada

Lady, you are a sexy beautiful woman, be safe, wish I was bubbling with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

Im in sounds fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well they'd better hurry up. This gin isn't drinking itself.

And after a couple of those I'm anybody's.

Anyone’s? Interesting.

Fancy another drink? "

Can I join in with that drinking?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Quacksplat my mate wants to spank your lovely bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jo my mate says you have a great body

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Roxy Chick.

A new friend has just said you can have his tongue anytime.

Jo.Xx

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Roxy Chick.

A new friend has just said you can have his tongue anytime.

Jo.Xx "
I know who this Is tell him anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NiceButVeryNaughty, a delectable and desirable friend of mine has asked me to remind you that she fancies you and you are already aware of that.

On a personal note, I find you both attractive as well. "

Thank you for sharing your friends message with, please let her know that we have lowered our age limit and she is more than welcome to DM at anytime

Also thank you very much for your kind compliment

Her x

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat my mate wants to spank your lovely bottom "

Oh hell yes!

I'm in the mood for a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamiehants you beautiful little bird, my FAF friend said

Could you let Jamie Hants know that i think she has lips that just demand to be kissed, softly, sensually and seductively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roxy my mate thinks your figure is amazing

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"roxy my mate thinks your figure is amazing "
thank u

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Chillout a very sexy friend of ours has messaaged to say.

Stop perving on here and sort that picture out. She's in need!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roxy my mate thinks your figure is amazing thank u "

have to agree with him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to be in.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"roxy my mate thinks your figure is amazing thank u

have to agree with him x"
who is he and thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"roxy my mate thinks your figure is amazing thank u

have to agree with him x who is he and thank u "

that would be telling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamiehants you beautiful little bird, my FAF friend said

Could you let Jamie Hants know that i think she has lips that just demand to be kissed, softly, sensually and seductively"

Oh my. I should give your friend fair warning that I stuff my lips with broken glass and sand so they’re not as soft as they look

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Chillout a very sexy friend of ours has messaaged to say.

Stop perving on here and sort that picture out. She's in need!

Jo.Xx "

I'll get to it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Intrigued32

Jo, my gorgeous mate says he'd like to see the two of us in matching basques.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message to Jo of _ntrigued32

Please may you tell Jo from Intrigued that I loved the jeans, and next time I’d like to see big hair, red lips and an unbuttoned blouse...

Can't argue with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops me head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jayru, my hot-ass mate says

Darling, tell Jayryu he needs to get that belt on me would you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Doc Martin you sexy beast. My hot as hell mate says she thinks you should come make her cum on your face

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

NotSoPosh.

My friend says you have great airbags.!!

**Should I tell him they honk when you squeeze them?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jayru, my hot-ass mate says

Darling, tell Jayryu he needs to get that belt on me would you."

Happily oblige any other takers?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NotSoPosh.

My friend says you have great airbags.!!

**Should I tell him they honk when you squeeze them?!

Jo.Xx "

Jo you know that only happens when You squeeze them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doc Martin you sexy beast. My hot as hell mate says she thinks you should come make her cum on your face"

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Intrigued32

Jo, my gorgeous mate says he'd like to see the two of us in matching basques. "

Shall I let you know my size and you can pass it on to him?!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Intrigued32

Jo, my gorgeous mate says he'd like to see the two of us in matching basques.

Shall I let you know my size and you can pass it on to him?!

Jo.Xx "

Good idea..... I think we should probably have a few other colours as well if he's offering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doc Martin you sexy beast. My hot as hell mate says she thinks you should come make her cum on your face"

Love to, tell her to message!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Message to Jo of _ntrigued32

Please may you tell Jo from Intrigued that I loved the jeans, and next time I’d like to see big hair, red lips and an unbuttoned blouse...

Can't argue with that! "

Now this gave me a warm and delightful feeling.

I have a few picture requests to do but. I will do my best not to keep her waiting.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"NotSoPosh.

My friend says you have great airbags.!!

**Should I tell him they honk when you squeeze them?!

Jo.Xx

Jo you know that only happens when You squeeze them "

'Cos I'm special!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NotSoPosh you lucky lady. My gorgeous friends said

can you tell not so posh, I’d love to be her John Wayne if she’s still looking for cowboys?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jayryu my beautiful friend says you should definitely have a license for that kind of sexy!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jayryu my beautiful friend says you should definitely have a license for that kind of sexy!

Jo.Xx "

Would you enquire with them about their visual health please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quacksplat my love,

A friend says he doesn't know if you're a jockey but could you ride his face

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Quacksplat.

A new friend messaged to say. He wants you to sit on his face!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NotSoPosh you lucky lady. My gorgeous friends said

can you tell not so posh, I’d love to be her John Wayne if she’s still looking for cowboys?"

She thinks she's found her cowboy but a ranch needs more than one set of hands. And legs. And more than one bum

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