FabSwingers.com forum: Should we start panic buying...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..... lube for when the lockdown is over and we're all fucking like bunnies on Kamagra....

Will lube become the new loo roll...

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Anal Lube Matters - don't go in dry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube "

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will just use virgin oil.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube "

Ahh mate, nothing like doing someone from behind while the smell of bacon fills your nose!! Epic fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"I’m good...

Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday"

Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday

Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?

Now I'm getting a semi.... Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday

Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?

Now I'm getting a semi.... Fuck

I was thinking of getting a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m good...

Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil

I think you know I’m good..

but yes, if you insist

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

What about some replacements such as.... Let's see..

Rapeseed oil?

Aloe vera?

The good ol'spit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need WD40 I think

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"I’m good...

Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil

I think you know I’m good..

but yes, if you insist

Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m good...

Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil

I think you know I’m good..

but yes, if you insist

Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse

DEAL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about some replacements such as.... Let's see..

Rapeseed oil?

Aloe vera?

The good ol'spit!"

Bikes due an oil change - I could warm it too

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"I’m good...

Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil

I think you know I’m good..

but yes, if you insist

Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse

DEAL "

There goes my virginity...RIP (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need WD40 I think

For the Rusty Sheriff's Badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m good...

Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil

I think you know I’m good..

but yes, if you insist

Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse

DEAL

There goes my virginity...RIP (pun intended)"

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

"I need WD40 I think

Is that a postcode?

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"What about some replacements such as.... Let's see..

Rapeseed oil?

Aloe vera?

The good ol'spit!

Bikes due an oil change - I could warm it too

Is to turn the pussy into a "well oiled machine"? - badum tssssss

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need WD40 I think

For the Rusty Sheriff's Badge?

...yes it squeaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need WD40 I think

Is that a postcode?

Shhhuuuuushhhh

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve."

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a bad idea lol

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!"

I’ll pass on the name of a contact who loves that kinky shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!"

Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

I’ll pass on the name of a contact who loves that kinky shit

At least share some lube!

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there

There ya go..curry sauce as lube!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there

There ya go..curry sauce as lube!"

Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there

There ya go..curry sauce as lube!

Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us

Is tartar sauce posh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there

There ya go..curry sauce as lube!

Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us

Is tartar sauce posh?"

Very

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.

That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!

Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there

There ya go..curry sauce as lube!

Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us

Is tartar sauce posh?

Very

So.... If I put it on my dick..

Does it make me a posh fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I'll be okay without stocking up. At a rough guess, I'll be able to count my total shags for the year on the fingers of one arse cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... lube for when the lockdown is over and we're all fucking like bunnies on Kamagra....

Will lube become the new loo roll...

I'd love to see that on the news. People fighting in the supermarket over lube. That's so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a photo challenge, got the lube and ready for action.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"..... lube for when the lockdown is over and we're all fucking like bunnies on Kamagra....

Will lube become the new loo roll...

Gawd, you nearly scared me as people been talking about second wave. I thought we are going into stricter lockdown

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I don't really use lube as I don't do anal.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I reckon I'll be okay without stocking up. At a rough guess, I'll be able to count my total shags for the year on the fingers of one arse cheek

Jeez I thought I had bad times but you beat me... I feel better now

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

I'm sorry but I totally disagree about vaginal dryness. Obviously the guy isn't turning her on enough if she's dry as Sahara desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

Yes, fannies do heal up ........

I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube

Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is

Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday

Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?

Now I'm getting a semi.... Fuck

I was thinking of getting a sandwich

Long time since I had a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok, got a few containers of 5W-30 in the shed

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.

Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action

That would be awful wouldn’t it

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'm well prepared for the onslaught - may it be upon us all soon

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