FabSwingers.com forum: Posh Bird

By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Any posh birds on here?

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Plenty of birds on here - Seen a few old crows and some tits, Am sure there’s a few posh Peacocks about somewhere

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

There's posh birds everywhere! Finding them is the hard part?

Go for girls whose profile sounds intelligent, the better the writing the more chance of it being written by someone with a good education and standards?

Best of luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any posh birds on here?"
what like a flamingo or a peacock haven't seen any

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

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well its cold in Ireland

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

Most definitely posh bird in your case.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Jolly posh here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rooster is posh! I call him dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will get them flooding to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm well posh!! I shop at M&S on special occasions

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

My little finger naturally sticks up when I drink, that’s as posh as I get

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm posh as fuck innit

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

"Any posh birds on here?"

What makes someone posh OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a pheasant?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Referring to females as “birds”. How very 1970s

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

What's your definition of posh, OP?

Do they say "Oh god, I'm arriving" when you're fucking them?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm well posh!! I shop at M&S on special occasions

Steady on, Rockefeller

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What's your definition of posh, OP?

Do they say "Oh god, I'm arriving" when you're fucking them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say "
you're a norfolk broad

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm having avocado for lunch. Is that posh?

No didn't think so

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

lol

Actually I was Originally brought up in Surrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the posh bird in my circle of friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any posh birds on here?

What makes someone posh OP? "

You are soooo posh

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Even better posh and slutty. Now that should open the floodgates haha

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Any posh birds on here?

What makes someone posh OP?

You are soooo posh"

It is a burden I carry.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Even better posh and slutty. Now that should open the floodgates haha"

nope I’m definitely out now

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Even better posh and slutty. Now that should open the floodgates haha

nope I’m definitely out now "

haha. Dont be a kill joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the posh bird in my circle of friends

Your about as posh as soap suds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any posh birds on here?

What makes someone posh OP?

You are soooo posh

It is a burden I carry."

A burden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the posh bird in my circle of friends

Your about as posh as soap suds!

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When I need you to scrub some clothes I'll come calling!!

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm having avocado for lunch. Is that posh?

No didn't think so

Jo x

Actually if you havent put brown sauce on it is fine haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Even better posh and slutty. Now that should open the floodgates haha

nope I’m definitely out now

haha. Dont be a kill joy"

Yup that’s me a total kill joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

lol

Actually I was Originally brought up in Surrey

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were you now so you are posh then

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I do quite like a posh well spoken accent.

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Even better posh and slutty. Now that should open the floodgates haha

nope I’m definitely out now

haha. Dont be a kill joy

Yup that’s me a total kill joy

I think my nice post will be looking for rough as hell. I wonder if I would get a good response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

lol

Actually I was Originally brought up in Surrey

were you now so you are posh then

I’m very grounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any posh birds on here?"

You one that takes it up the bum right?

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Any posh birds on here?

You one that takes it up the bum right? "

Err no

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Im her bit of rough

There are some on here and they are lovely, one even has cucumber in her Hendricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any posh birds on here?

You one that takes it up the bum right?

Err no"

Only posh birds take it up the bum

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

"Any posh birds on here?

What makes someone posh OP?

You are soooo posh"

Who me...?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm having avocado for lunch. Is that posh?

No didn't think so

Jo x

Actually if you havent put brown sauce on it is fine haha"

Just crispy bacon and black pepper, phew!

Jo x

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm having avocado for lunch. Is that posh?

No didn't think so

Jo x

Actually if you havent put brown sauce on it is fine haha

Just crispy bacon and black pepper, phew!

You are a class act Jo

Jo x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm posh as fuck innit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

lol

Actually I was Originally brought up in Surrey

were you now so you are posh then

I’m very grounded

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so am i lived and worked in surrey for a while

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been called posh loads of times. It's not usually a compliment. I'm not posh, Ive got a sussex/London accent and I come from a working class family.

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've been called posh loads of times. It's not usually a compliment. I'm not posh, Ive got a sussex/London accent and I come from a working class family. "

It was said tongue on cheek. Be proud of your accent that coming from a Mancunian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

Na you ant that common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the posh bird in my circle of friends

Your about as posh as soap suds!

You haven't met my friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little finger naturally sticks up when I drink, that’s as posh as I get

Others things stick up when I see your pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sound posh, not sure if I am!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

Na you ant that common"

Thank you

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If sex is something they put rubbish in then they are posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, me.

Signed - Her Majesty Queen Leviosa, first of her name, owner of an outstanding cunt mound.

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

I think blokes should think twice, before calling themselves peacocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm most definitely a swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sit this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge fetish for posh office or professional based women

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By *haremore OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yep, me.

Signed - Her Majesty Queen Leviosa, first of her name, owner of an outstanding cunt mound."

Eloquently put I salute your poshness.

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

I'd say you have great tits and if you were a chicken one with the juiciest breasts haha x

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I'm well posh!! I shop at M&S on special occasions

What you haven't a waitrose close to you? X

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I'm most definitely a swallow "

Your definately not a thrush haha x

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I'll sit this one out

Are you feathering your nest miss? X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sit this one out

Are you feathering your nest miss? X "

Nesting since march!

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I'll sit this one out

Are you feathering your nest miss? X

Nesting since march! "

Keeping you ploom in good order?

Ah when will we be set free again x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on how they stir their tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sit this one out

Are you feathering your nest miss? X

Nesting since march!

Keeping you ploom in good order?

Ah when will we be set free again x "

I'm more like tweetie pie. A caged bird

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

I'd say you have great tits and if you were a chicken one with the juiciest breasts haha x "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Tho if you're looking for narcissistic birds in need of a mirror,then you're spoilt for choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Tho if you're looking for narcissistic birds in need of a mirror,then you're spoilt for choice."

ouch!

What constitutes Posh OP? Or anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Tho if you're looking for narcissistic birds in need of a mirror,then you're spoilt for choice."

This is also me.

Signed - Her Majesty Queen Leviosa, first of her name, owner of an outstanding cunt mound.

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

I'd say you have great tits and if you were a chicken one with the juiciest breasts haha x

Thanks

Very welcome x

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"I'll sit this one out

Are you feathering your nest miss? X

Nesting since march!

Keeping you ploom in good order?

Ah when will we be set free again x

I'm more like tweetie pie. A caged bird "

Becareful as sylvesters lurking x

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By *ee And MikeCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

What is classed a posh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think birds can type

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"There's posh birds everywhere! Finding them is the hard part?

Go for girls whose profile sounds intelligent, the better the writing the more chance of it being written by someone with a good education and standards?

Best of luck!

I’m always looking at a guys profile to see how well written it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobbychick is a posh bird as she wears fresh knickers every day

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Im her bit of rough

There are some on here and they are lovely, one even has cucumber in her Hendricks

Never heard it called a Hendricks before.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I've been told I'm posh...can't see it myself!

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By *randMrsJones500Couple
over a year ago

edgware

only drink tea out of bone china mugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be teased with it because of how I speak and also because of the school I went to.

But definitely by people that use class terms far too loosely

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Gobbychick is a posh bird as she wears fresh knickers every day

I use them and then sell them off to Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Tho if you're looking for narcissistic birds in need of a mirror,then you're spoilt for choice."

Oh dear, someone is not very happy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more of a blue tit pretty common id say

Na you ant that common

Thank you

You know you are always welcome..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sound posh, not sure if I am! "

Is it wrong that I have down right dirty and filthy thoughts when I see your pic. And now imagine you having a posh voice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of birds on here - Seen a few old crows and some tits, Am sure there’s a few posh Peacocks about somewhere

Peahens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm well posh!! I shop at M&S on special occasions

You should see the posh cars that frequent Aldi carparks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm well posh!! I shop at M&S on special occasions

Only on special occasions?

Where do you shop the rest of the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define posh , dare say plenty of Nouveau riche on here , but you can’t buy breading as they say you're a norfolk broad

A broad ? Well that’s nice isn’t it , I once liked you WAF

lol

Actually I was Originally brought up in Surrey

were you now so you are posh then

Not if she was bread there

. She was probably taught dough, ray, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't posh different things to different people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define posh. I speak with a posh accent and that's about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Tho if you're looking for narcissistic birds in need of a mirror,then you're spoilt for choice."

Now you're seemingly jealous of women. Is there a group you're not jealous of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any posh birds on here?"

Twit-to-woo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who don't know me, tend to think im posh, just because of where im from.. Or my accent.

get to know me, and it's a completely different story

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Isn't posh different things to different people? "

Port out starboard home posh with a capital P.O.S.H

It's a from Chitty bang bang for me

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

My missus was a polo player and been fucked by a count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aspire to be posh totty but I fear I may fall short

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"My missus was a polo player and been fucked by a count"

A count of how many?

(Joke)

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I have a huge fetish for posh office or professional based women "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

What ho darling

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Any posh birds on here?"

Well spoken and educated but not posh like upper class posh

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"There's posh birds everywhere! Finding them is the hard part?

Go for girls whose profile sounds intelligent, the better the writing the more chance of it being written by someone with a good education and standards?

Best of luck!

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"It all depends on how they stir their tea.

And with what!

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

"My missus was a polo player and been fucked by a count

A count of how many?

(Joke)"

Air was blue and she called him a cunt as he miss aimed and plunged in bum lol

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"What's your definition of posh, OP?

Do they say "Oh god, I'm arriving" when you're fucking them?

From my experiences the posher the girl the more likelehood they'll swear like a docker in the right circumstances

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