FabSwingers.com forum: Words that sounds rude, but aren't

By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'll start;

Cockpit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bushwacked

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Good start.

Penal

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Masticate

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Manhole

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockchafer

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Cunt ,

It's used to describe a cunt

And used appropriately it's a great word to drop into a conversation

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Kumquat

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Kumquat

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Wankel engine

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Back door

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Kumquat "

Snap! Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PLUNGE

And just saying that worse makes me smile I think we should all take a deep breath and them say the.word PLUNGE

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Knob

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Seaman

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Gusset.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Flap

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Angina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockburn

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Cockburn"

Ouch. Made me wince for a second.

Dongle

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Clematis wilt

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumin

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Flange

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist"
this is one of my most favourite words and you can make it sound so rude if said just right

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

This is going well.

Shuttlecock

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Tit

As in the bird variety

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Joystick

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Pussy

As in car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

Cock (chicken)

Bitch(female dog)

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hanging Labella...

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

"Pussy

As in car

Cat*

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Batter

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Blue tits

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

"Joystick "

Haha I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny (a large cooking vessel used in the Royal Navy)

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Uranus

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Hanging Labella..."

I do like a hanging labella

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By *edonistic CPLCouple
over a year ago

Love

Anal depending on its use

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

The phrase ‘get it up you’ meaning to beat someone

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Facial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt ( bottom bit of a tree)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constable

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Moist this is one of my most favourite words and you can make it sound so rude if said just right"

Haha it’s all about context with that word I think

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Fuck me

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Shag

Spatchcock

Dump

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Spank .... used in many ways always sounds dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist this is one of my most favourite words and you can make it sound so rude if said just right

Haha it’s all about context with that word I think

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say it slowly with s little grin on your face for maximum effect

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Gagging or gag

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Spit roast.... get invited to one every year by an old man , always chuckle.

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Bang

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Tittified

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Bugger me

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Spit roast.... get invited to one every year by an old man , always chuckle."

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Watersports don’t mind taking part in a bit of kayaking

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Trunk

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Gobble

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Moist this is one of my most favourite words and you can make it sound so rude if said just right

Haha it’s all about context with that word I think

say it slowly with s little grin on your face for maximum effect

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Middle finger

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By *r and Mrs SexploitCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Muffin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts

Helmet

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Junk

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Plug

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Shaft

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Slit

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Cream

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Exhibition

3 way (as in call or web chat ... especially now)

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Swapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll start;

Cockpit. "
cock or cockburns

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Cock...it's short for cockerel

Dick....it's short for Richard

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Dongle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanuts

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Covid

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Creaming

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Cock...it's short for cockerel

Dick....it's short for Richard "
Pussy is a cat. Mrs Slocombe was always stroking hers

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Tug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going well.

Shuttlecock"
Think yoove play this before, lol some great answers. Vicegrips?

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By *ameszorroMan
over a year ago

London

Angina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw

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By *ameszorroMan
over a year ago

London

Seaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funny thing is if you actually go to Malta where I am originally from if you say the word shi*ter it's actually means raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Rectal Administration

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fumble

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fondle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erect as in to erect a fence I get that one all the time lol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Pianist

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Shuttlecock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

willie its a boys name......... jeez

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

Stopcock

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Bollard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vag its just an eastern European saying wage jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal cavity its just a body part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Flap

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By *pidey68Man
over a year ago

St Helier

Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag cmon its tobacco..... filthy minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung

Come

Penetrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain."
yea poole, Bournemouth and weymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juicy

Plums

Nipples

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Bush.

I wanted to mention on a thread yesterday that needed some shears for my front bush

I changed my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain.yea poole, Bournemouth and weymouth

Let's go have a cocktail while I hold the tail!

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By *tormchasing OP Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

T disagrees with me on this one but I'm going for it anyway.

Organ-grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bush.

I wanted to mention on a thread yesterday that needed some shears for my front bush

I changed my mind. "

I have a eater! Her name is Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain.yea poole, Bournemouth and weymouth

Let's go have a cocktail while I hold the tail!"
between the sheets or all night long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain.yea poole, Bournemouth and weymouth

Let's go have a cocktail while I hold the tail!between the sheets or all night long?

I was talking about the drink. What were you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain.yea poole, Bournemouth and weymouth

Let's go have a cocktail while I hold the tail!between the sheets or all night long?

I was talking about the drink. What were you thinking?

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tequila mockingbird....... i mean thats cruel man

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain."

I'll see your Lytchett Matravers, and raise you a Nempnett Thrubwell

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Hanging bacon.... as in that bacon, it’s hanging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the ones in my mind been posted already. Let's see erm... think Adam think Adam !!

Beaver

Tight

Rump

Cul De Sac

Fecund

Annals

Uranus

Caulk

Manhole

Tittle

Angina

I better stop and put a disclaimer... I am innocent. Not a filthy thought in my mind.

Enjoyed this thread, thanks OP. This is one of the ones I will enjoy going through again

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Cockatoo

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Futtock

Titubate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rim

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Teletubby

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Obfuscate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tug or trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smeg

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Obua

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By *dx69Man
over a year ago

London

Knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipsmacking

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Hammer

Screw

Nail

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Fanny pack

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

Snatch

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Theres a village called cockermouth

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Theres a village called cockermouth"

There’s a village in Donegal called Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow (as in bird)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place in Cornwall called Brown willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are all these places for real?

Or just messing with us...

I need a map... for my 2021 go to visiting places haha well they did say you can go as far as you want for unlimited daily exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth - town in the north west

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By *pidey68Man
over a year ago

St Helier

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By *pidey68Man
over a year ago

St Helier

"Lytchett Matravers (place name)

I think Dorset must hold the record for the highest sounding names on Britain.

I'll see your Lytchett Matravers, and raise you a Nempnett Thrubwell

I'll fold unless a piddletrenthide trumps That?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Fistula

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Moist muffin.

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Chough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

greasy rump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big end

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Grease nipple

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

Bangkok ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s a name but Rumplestiltskin sounds dirty to me. Don’t know why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockspur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamingmeatholeass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream sounds filthy

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sperm whale (childish I know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

Moist

Gusset

They always make me giggle

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This thread should be renamed, 'new usernames ideas'.

My word, eruption.

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Dick van dyke

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ooh coq au van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread should be renamed, 'new usernames ideas'.

My word, eruption.

Yeah some great username ideas in here

Eruption! Nice one.

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By *wingNSingMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Ooh coq au van"

Dogging in other words ! I used drive a work van years back .. good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corona

it's also a part of the male genitalia

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By *wingNSingMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Lamb shank .... On the Sunday 'spit' roast menu

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Prick

Hung

Endowed

Limp

Aural

Sweaty

Dripping

Dirty

Tart

Throaty

Diving

Pylon

Pants

Funicular

Suckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude, rude, rude I tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horn

Hump

Bang, banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a village in Wales named Pantyffynnon, in Welsh is PantyVunnon but in English is PantyFineOn

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Cam shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery dick name of a race horse

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This has always made me smile when someone says they are having "Fajita" for tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt!

Banana

Flake (the chocolate bar- always evokes That advert!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket

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By *obbly2000Man
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Doncaster

Annual

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jammed cream donut

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knocked the TV off kitchen table

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Fallacy (a bit like a phallus).

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truncheon

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over a year ago

bent over to put a CD in

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penile

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End.

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rear

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