FabSwingers.com forum: How would you describe yourself?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am but a simple and humbled man. Humbled by my past and simple in that I want for nothing but the essentials to live and the love of a good lady. My essentials to live are shelter, warmth and enough food on the table to live day to day without a grumbling stomach. Those that know me know this is all my requirements whether rich or poor. How about you good folks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part time dad, part time legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Part time dad, part time legend"

Haha love it..you do seem to have hit the legendary scale on here for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strong independent woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pain in the arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a kind natured hyper active lady whose passionate and is very protective of anyone in my life xx

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Fun and wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who dislikes the C word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring and very potatoesque

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

just a guy with a lovely wife don't need anything shes everything

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Unique

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A c***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boring and very potatoesque "

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Past my Sell By date,

But not reached my Use By date.

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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Disgraceful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adorable cunt innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Male

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Afternoon alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete and utter bellend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A harmless muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A moody, grumpy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just me ........ take me as you find me

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

In need of a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing, bodacious, cheeky, dippy, energetic, fantastic, gregarious, hilarious, inquisitive, jolly, kinky, loquacious, mystifying, naughty, orally-gifted, pretty, questioning, ridiculous, salacious, tantalising, unusual, vivacious, weird, x-citing, youthful, zealous.

Oh, I mean humble

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Funny flirty naive and bratty on times ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positive, kind and a little bit of an oddball o.O

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A moody, grumpy cow"

I'll go with this. That's an accurate description of me.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Work in progress

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

A quiet, reflective, thoughtful, bookish, easy-going perv.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tall, curly and curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous. And very modest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either fizzing with an unused energy, that could spill over in any directon good or bad or just comatose

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Heart in the clouds, head in a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chaos.

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By *azzi2010Man
over a year ago

Leytonstone

Fun, witty, practical and very dirty minded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the last cold bottle in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a plantpot at times..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Always there for family or friends to lean on in their time of need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

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By *aygnt2021Man
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Ugly

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Cupid Stunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practically perfect.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Stupidity Charming

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Annoyingly happy and cheerful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am, or was, both a mentally and physically aggressive man - that is why I prefer to live on my own in the mountains. I am working hard to turn both traits into positive ones.

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By *ouch69300Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

"Complicated "

Considerate, Assertive, witty with a hint of sarcasm, stubborn, family orientated Principled, Discerning, handsome... well,that’s what my mum tells me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best mates say I have a great SOH, is generous and a workaholic. I say I am quick witted, enjoy seeing others happy and self driven. I am not arrogant, but I am assertive and confident. People who dont know me well may think I am arrogant!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A 32yo loser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser."

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser."

Its life not a game. No such thing as a loser....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?"

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself."

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space."

Put a 1 year, 3 year and 5 year goal on paper and chase it down. You may not get there, but you may see yourself differently during that process. Especially when you face setbacks and how you come out of it. That is when you see yourself as successful person!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

Yes well, I'm going to run away to the navy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

Yes well, I'm going to run away to the navy

Great. So you are not a loser. It was probably wrong choice of words. Good luck!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A 32yo loser."

Aww don’t say that you are far from it from what I see on here

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

Yes well, I'm going to run away to the navy

Great. So you are not a loser. It was probably wrong choice of words. Good luck!

I feel like one.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A 32yo loser.

Aww don’t say that you are far from it from what I see on here

Perspective is a strange thing.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We are ok we suppose.

Nah....come to think of it, actually we are gggggrrrrreat (in small doses perhaps)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

Yes well, I'm going to run away to the navy

Great. So you are not a loser. It was probably wrong choice of words. Good luck!

I feel like one."

You come out with some cracking one liners though. I like your posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say im a somewhat vertically challeneged. Currently struggling to enjoy life. Lonely as in reletionship. But 23 own home and a decent job. Lifes what you makes it and currently im not making it. Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirtous and a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stink therefore I’m spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

Yes well, I'm going to run away to the navy

Great. So you are not a loser. It was probably wrong choice of words. Good luck!

I feel like one."

Dont let it be. We see others like the way we see ourselves. It is important we all know we have a purpose in this world. A purpose bigger than ourselves. The world will be a better place if we do that.

I have seen your posts and the way you communicate. You are an intelligent bloke! You will go places if you make a commitment and block those negative thoughts! Good luck once again bud!

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"busy"

I wish i was x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a grumpy old woman, I'll be approaching crone status soon no doubt

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Warm, funny, caring but a bit of a train wreck

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Friendly, caring, loving, funny, chatty and a bit of a loon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Friendly, caring, loving, funny, chatty and a bit of a loon

Paddington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouldable protege for your desires

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

All nice and clean now ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old bald fat but happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midget sized lmao, full time fabulous and shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 32yo loser.

That is harsh, bud! Is it by choice?

Dunno, it's just how I see myself.

Saying that though, I'm taking steps to try and rectify it and actually make something of myself so watch this space.

Yes well, I'm going to run away to the navy

Great. So you are not a loser. It was probably wrong choice of words. Good luck!

I feel like one.

I have seen your posts and the way you communicate. You are an intelligent bloke! You will go places if you make a commitment and block those negative thoughts! Good luck once again bud!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird shy quiet neurotic fool?

I'm a quiet soul and it takes time for me to be myself around anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes round in my own little bubble, adds bits here and there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes round in my own little bubble, adds bits here and there

I like your bubble!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm am attention seeking tranny (please fab my new pic) .

Very insecure and shy xx but naughty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humble,kind ,caring ,selfless, non confrontational,hard worker....

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Finally my favourite subject: Me!

I'm a 41 year old bispecticled straight white male with make pattern baldness. The hair on my head is long gone but what remains is blonde and fair. I'm 6'2" tall and between 86-89kg. Although I've been physically fitter in my youth, with cycling and weight lifting, I believe that I've never been in a more positive frame of mind. Having emigrated to France four years ago I'm settling in and my two year old daughter is now my reason to love.

HISTORY: Having been a shy youth my sexual adventures got off to a slow start. I also lived in a rural area of the north of the UK so pickings were slim too. I decided to become more sexually adventurous after a series of failed relationships lead me to believe that love and lust were related. I've since found out that they are not.

HOBBIES and INTERESTS: I've been a life long angler with a keen interest in the outdoors. I enjoy most of the more socially acceptable forms of culture too with a particular fondness for live music, the arts and films.

I now work as a self employed plasterer and have a staffy cross called poppy.

My wants and needs are the same as everyone elses.

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