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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago

city

Something that annoys me is on a night out in the town... Women that meaningful bump into you to try and get your attention... Spilled my whole drink tonight..

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By *itan79Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In the Middle

First world problems eh....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

Makes me feel used!

Hey nothing wrong with my flared corduroy trousers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez lads I'm nearly feeling sorry for you

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

Did you give it up for him?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

When you stand at the bar after you ordered a drink, do you do the famous slip down your hand between your own legs to adjust the goods down there and to draw attention to your sheer masculinity? I just can't resist that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

And then casually sniff the hand?

Of course!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

I did that once when I was an altarboy. The priest couldn't resist it either

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

And then casually sniff the hand?

Of course!!

oh that reminds me of 'Fish called Wanda' and sniffing arm pits, another irresistible one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

And then casually sniff the hand?

Of course!!

oh that reminds me of 'Fish called Wanda' and sniffing arm pits, another irresistible one!!!

Damn it, you know our tricks SO WELL!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I hate having to fight them off as well. It puts me off going out at all. I'm not just a piece of meat girls..

I know what you mean Mikey!...

I can only go to the bar and order one drink at a time.

I have to keep one hand free to swipe away at the gropers!!

Bastards! Does it make you feel cheap, or do the tacky outfits you wear already do that?

It's the slut walk that he does drives the women off their heads

Last time I used my slut walk a certain someone from here hoisted me up into a firemans lift and tried to carry me away!!

And she was in heels

That's right CJ!

And all you did was stand there and laugh!!

Some knight in shining armour you were!

And then casually sniff the hand?

Of course!!

oh that reminds me of 'Fish called Wanda' and sniffing arm pits, another irresistible one!!!

Damn it, you know our tricks SO WELL!

I studied the opposite sex for years!

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