FabSwingers.com forum: Weird requests!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Lol. I've said it before on a similar forum thread, being asked to drink cum from a condom. Mrs L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit strange indeed.

I got a message from a dude wanting me to feck his bumhole with a bottle of bucky...Needless to say, I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked if it was ok to use mint chewing gum as a condom

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being asked if it was ok to use mint chewing gum as a condom"
strangely enough going down on someone after xtra strong mints is brill,

was asked to cum on the piss on a woman as well as slap her around suring sex, just not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Was asked to hang shelves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To come away with them on their next holiday ... With their kids there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To come away with them on their next holiday ... With their kids there too"
as long as they payed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

great minds think alike? Or fools seldom differ.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To come away with them on their next holiday ... With their kids there too"

best request ever!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

great minds think alike? Or fools seldom differ.....

lets run with great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

great minds think alike? Or fools seldom differ.....

lets run with great minds

I'm good with that, Mick maaaay disagree

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

great minds think alike? Or fools seldom differ.....

lets run with great minds

I'm good with that, Mick maaaay disagree

Just a tad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

great minds think alike? Or fools seldom differ.....

lets run with great minds

I'm good with that, Mick maaaay disagree

one man's fool is another man's genius??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

just the once??? that is weird

words right outta my mouth

great minds think alike? Or fools seldom differ.....

Lol didnt get to here before ppsting

...sorry lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ans to the OP Ive mever had any weird requests.....but I may have a weird mind in the first place!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol"

Sniff, I bare my tender bruised soul, sniff, and, sniff, this is how I, sniff, get treated

Ochón, ochón, tá mo chroí briste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got superglue??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol"

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

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i dont even like hum

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been asked to sell tampons... used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been asked to sell tampons... used"
trying to make clones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only once???

Lol sorry couldn't resist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

Sniff, I bare my tender bruised soul, sniff, and, sniff, this is how I, sniff, get treated

Ochón, ochón, tá mo chroí briste

Ah I'm sorry I hadn't got to the end didn't realise others thought like me........now that is strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

Sniff, I bare my tender bruised soul, sniff, and, sniff, this is how I, sniff, get treated

Ochón, ochón, tá mo chroí briste

Ah I'm sorry I hadn't got to the end didn't realise others thought like me........now that is strange"
ill forgive you this once, once mind so dont do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

i dont even like hum

he is actually sound, he specialises in horticulture, paths, hedging, bush cutting (!).........and all in the greater Dublin area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

i dont even like hum

he is actually sound, he specialises in horticulture, paths, hedging, bush cutting (!).........and all in the greater Dublin area

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in that case hes alright then

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

i dont even like hum

he is actually sound, he specialises in horticulture, paths, hedging, bush cutting (!).........and all in the greater Dublin area

You forgot synthetic lawns and decking! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

i dont even like hum

he is actually sound, he specialises in horticulture, paths, hedging, bush cutting (!).........and all in the greater Dublin area

You forgot synthetic lawns and decking! Lol "

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I was asked to fuck off once. Seriously weird

Only the once

Not you and all?

Michael its like putting candy before a child lol

like shooting fish in a barrel, its true (don't take it personally Mick, you know we love you!)

i dont even like hum

he is actually sound, he specialises in horticulture, paths, hedging, bush cutting (!).........and all in the greater Dublin area

You forgot synthetic lawns and decking! Lol

The Bush cutting doesn't surprise me.

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Was asked to hang shelves"

Lol

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Ive been asked to sell tampons... used"

Eeewwww. That's not nice.

How many did you sell

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

I was asked for a Kiss... DURING SEX!!!

Sooo weird. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am mulling over a request from a woman who wants me to 'rape' her. Pull her out of her car, hit her and rip her clothes off. I'm worried she hates me secretly and is committed to having me jailed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot synthetic lawns and decking! Lol "

Yes Michael loves a good decking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table."

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

A pink lady???

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"I am mulling over a request from a woman who wants me to 'rape' her. Pull her out of her car, hit her and rip her clothes off. I'm worried she hates me secretly and is committed to having me jailed? "

Its suppose to b a lot of women's fantasies..

Get her to make a video contract first ..on it saying she agrees to everything

Then enjoy yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am mulling over a request from a woman who wants me to 'rape' her. Pull her out of her car, hit her and rip her clothes off. I'm worried she hates me secretly and is committed to having me jailed?

Its suppose to b a lot of women's fantasies..

Get her to make a video contract first ..on it saying she agrees to everything

Then enjoy yourselves "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! ... Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples..."

More than likely a Cox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple! "

Tennis ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tread carefully here indeed, it is definitely a big fantasy for a lot of women to be taken against their will, in a controlled environment of course, I would be very cautious and wary though, make sure there are boundaries set out first, maybe a safeword etc, then enjoy the hot kinky fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

Tennis ball?"

nothing spherical at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

Tennis ball?

nothing spherical at all lol"

Poor Boris, he'll have to keep them in his shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

Tennis ball?

nothing spherical at all lol

Poor Boris, he'll have to keep them in his shorts

lmao

, I keep his balls in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

Tennis ball?

nothing spherical at all lol

Poor Boris, he'll have to keep them in his shorts

lmao

, I keep his balls in my mouth

Hahaha! I take it he usually thinks before he speaks, don't think I could fit Mr's in.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

I'd say it would taste like shit.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You forgot synthetic lawns and decking! Lol

Yes Michael loves a good decking

I've got quite a big deck actually.

Tiny penis though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

I'd say it would taste like shit.

yeuch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

Tennis ball?

nothing spherical at all lol

Poor Boris, he'll have to keep them in his shorts

lmao

, I keep his balls in my mouth

Hahaha! I take it he usually thinks before he speaks, don't think I could fit Mr's in."

I have a big mouth , havent you seen my posts on here! lol

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"I am mulling over a request from a woman who wants me to 'rape' her. Pull her out of her car, hit her and rip her clothes off. I'm worried she hates me secretly and is committed to having me jailed?

Its suppose to b a lot of women's fantasies..

Get her to make a video contract first ..on it saying she agrees to everything

Then enjoy yourselves

Hi lovelife... wanna make a video contract with me x x

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Hi all, my first forum post so be nice!

Just wanted to ask what is the weirdest request/fantasy you have been asked to fulfil on here?

Recently a man wanted to dress in an alien costume and "probe me" as I lay strapped to a table.

a guy wanted to stick an apple up my butt and eat it out

Oh my god!! Was it a granny smiths or golden delicious? I love apples

Did he eat the pips n all? I wouldn't eat the pips that would be grosse lol

lol it never actually happened, my bum bum couldnt handle an apple!

Tennis ball?

nothing spherical at all lol

Poor Boris, he'll have to keep them in his shorts

lmao

, I keep his balls in my mouth

Hahaha! I take it he usually thinks before he speaks, don't think I could fit Mr's in.

I have a big mouth , havent you seen my posts on here! lol"

You shouldn't speak or text with ur mouth full..

Nothing spherical.. what about something sausage shaped?...

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By *itan79Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In the Middle

I had a guy ask me to punch him in the balls after he watched me playing with his missus...I declined...I don't mind some cuck fun but that was taking it to extremes.

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