FabSwingers.com forum: Historical fucks

By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Times when the word fuck was used in a sentence...probably

They want it on the fuckin ceiling...you're joking.

Michelangelo

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By *elfastblondMan
6 days ago

Belfast

We don't need all those lifeboats, it will never fucking sink

Titanic chief designer

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By *andytownMan
6 days ago

Gods Own Country

Where the fucks those stones....

Hadrian

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By *ealitybitesMan
6 days ago

Belfast

What the fuck Adam. Put your dick away!!

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

What the fuck was that sound

Mayor of Hiroshima

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By *affa31Woman
6 days ago

Galway

Yer man Hitler is a bit fucking weird isn’t he

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

I did not have fuckin sexual relations with that woman ....Bill Clinton

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By *affa31Woman
6 days ago

Galway

Ah fuck it, let them rest on Sundays

- Mythical man in the sky

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By *andytownMan
6 days ago

Gods Own Country

Thon wee fuckers a right bellend on the mic.....

The Edge

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
6 days ago

Westmeath The West.

"Owww my head, how did that fucking apple fall??"

Isaacs Newton

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Those cows are far away

These ones are near

For fucks sake Dougal

Fr.Ted

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Young people of Ireland

I fuckin love you

Pope John Paul

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By *he KakapoMan
6 days ago

A nice rock

Those fucking idiots are giving out free blankets

Patient zero 1763

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Its not only a fuckin shower

Noah

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By *he KakapoMan
6 days ago

A nice rock

Ohhhh now you want to fly fucking kites with me

William Franklin

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By *knightforpassionMan
6 days ago

killarney

Let them have the fucking ball, they will do nothing with it… Kerry supporters on Mayo.. ( this actually happened)

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
6 days ago

East / North, Cork

Don't fucking tell anyone

Jeffrey Donaldson

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By *andytownMan
6 days ago

Gods Own Country

You know you've been fuckin Tangoo'd

Donald Trump

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By *he KakapoMan
6 days ago

A nice rock

Wait... what the actual fuck!!!

Oedipus

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By *rRiosMan
6 days ago

dublin

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Motherfucker.

Bunk Moreland: Fuck, fuck, fucking fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: What the fuck?

Bunk Moreland: Ah fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuck! No.

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuck it. How the fuck?

Bunk Moreland: Motherfuck. Aw, fuck. Aw fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuckity, fuck fuck, fuck fuck, fucker. Ah fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. Motherfucker.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuckin’ A. Fuck.

Bunk Moreland: What’s that?

Jimmy McNulty: Motherfucker.

Bunk Moreland: Fuck me.

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By *he KakapoMan
6 days ago

A nice rock

"Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Motherfucker.

Bunk Moreland: Fuck, fuck, fucking fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: What the fuck?

Bunk Moreland: Ah fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuck! No.

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuck it. How the fuck?

Bunk Moreland: Motherfuck. Aw, fuck. Aw fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuckity, fuck fuck, fuck fuck, fucker. Ah fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. Motherfucker.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuckin’ A. Fuck.

Bunk Moreland: What’s that?

Jimmy McNulty: Motherfucker.

Bunk Moreland: Fuck me."

Your supposed to add fucks not reduced them

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Sure nothing fuckin happens in Béal na Bláth

Michael Collins

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By *emonsNotMelonsWoman
6 days ago

Kerry

I forgot to cover the fucking dish -Alexander Fleming

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By *rRiosMan
6 days ago

dublin

"Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Motherfucker.

Bunk Moreland: Fuck, fuck, fucking fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: What the fuck?

Bunk Moreland: Ah fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuck! No.

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuck it. How the fuck?

Bunk Moreland: Motherfuck. Aw, fuck. Aw fuck.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuckity, fuck fuck, fuck fuck, fucker. Ah fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Bunk Moreland: Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. Motherfucker.

Jimmy McNulty: Fuckin’ A. Fuck.

Bunk Moreland: What’s that?

Jimmy McNulty: Motherfucker.

Bunk Moreland: Fuck me.

Your supposed to add fucks not reduced them

Fuck

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By *heRareEditionMan
6 days ago

Somewhere around

I came, I saw, I fucking conquered.

Julius fucking Caesar

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By *aton28Man
6 days ago

galway/mayo

Who the fuck poured the foundation.

Blocklayer on the Tower of Pisa

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By *oseredWoman
6 days ago

Dublin

Let eat fucking cake -

Marie Antoinette

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By *elfastblondMan
6 days ago

Belfast

Adam, what the fuck do you call that thing when you put your dick inside me

Eve

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By *elfastblondMan
6 days ago

Belfast

Fuck that's warm

Joan of Arc

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By *utrageousMan
6 days ago

West Cork

"What the fuck does this button do?"

- Anatoly Dyatlov, Chernobyl engineer

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By *elfastblondMan
6 days ago

Belfast

Fuck I thought that bath was going to overflow

Archimedes

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By *aton28Man
6 days ago

galway/mayo

The fucking mountain is exploding....

Resident of Pompeii

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By *heRareEditionMan
6 days ago

Somewhere around

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of fucking worlds.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

ok - that just sounds very badass now

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By *affa31Woman
6 days ago

Galway

Who gives a fuck that she’d fall over with giant boobs and tiny feet

-Mattel

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By *enerationfornicationMan
6 days ago

not far from

"Yer man Hitler is a bit fucking weird isn’t he"

If only I had known what he would turn out to be, what the fuck was I thinking?

- Henry Tandey

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
6 days ago

Ennis

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of fucking worlds.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

ok - that just sounds very badass now

Also sounds like something Thanos would say

Mrs

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By *he General 2 0 2 5Man
6 days ago

Limerick City

That plane ✈️ is very fucking low......

Worker on the 74th floor, WTC

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By *oseredWoman
6 days ago

Dublin

" Let eat fucking cake -

Marie Antoinette"

Let them (THEM) eat fucking cake.

Where are my fucking glasses - RoseRed.

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By *utrageousMan
6 days ago

West Cork

"These dumb fucks will lap up anything"

- DJT

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
6 days ago

East / North, Cork

""These dumb fucks will lap up anything"

- DJT"

And...

Fuck I fucking shat myself again

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By *utrageousMan
6 days ago

West Cork

""These dumb fucks will lap up anything"

- DJT

And...

Fuck I fucking shat myself again

"Despite the constant negative press covfuckfe"

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
6 days ago

Westmeath The West.

How are we going to get this fucking thing off the ground?

Orville and Wilbur Wright, 1903.

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By *utrageousMan
6 days ago

West Cork

"You'd be prettier if you fucking smiled"

- Davinci

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
6 days ago

Newry

"If I never see another fucking brick it'll be too soon"

Builder on the Great Wall of China crew

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By *arren5Man
6 days ago

city

Who the fuck left on the immersion .

Irish parent

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

I'm fuckin telling ya ....its a picture of my wife ....Picasso

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
6 days ago

Newry

"Put that violin the fuck down and call the fire brigade!"

The people of Rome

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
6 days ago

Back End of Beyond

Et tu, fucking Brute?"

Ceaser

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
6 days ago

Back End of Beyond

Romeo Romeo , where the fuck are yea !

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By *utrageousMan
6 days ago

West Cork

"How fucking long am I supposed to stay up here?"

- Jesus

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By *ouple4camsCouple
6 days ago

Dundalk(ish)

""If I never see another fucking brick it'll be too soon"

Builder on the Great Wall of China crew "

Also the park cleaner at Legoland.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
6 days ago

East / North, Cork

Veni, vidi, fucking vici

Julius Caesar

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
6 days ago

Back End of Beyond

Thou shalt have no other gods before Me, for fuck's sake.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image—don't fuck around with idols.

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain—don't fucking abuse it.

Remember the Sabbath day, and fucking keep it holy.

Honour thy father and thy mother—don't fuck them over.

Thou shalt not fucking kill.

Thou shalt not fucking commit adultery.

Thou shalt not fucking steal.

Thou shalt not bear fucking false witness against thy neighbour.

Thou shalt not fucking covet thy neighbour's house, spouse, or possessions.

Some fella probaly on the mushrooms wrote it down on his stone ipad after listening to a burning bush on top of a mountain

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By *enerationfornicationMan
6 days ago

not far from

D'you know that fella who was liv'in next door to Alice?

....

Who the fuck is Alice?

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By *ouple4camsCouple
6 days ago

Dundalk(ish)

"Woo hoo, it's a big fuck off wooden horse. Class!"

Trojan soldier

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By *enerationfornicationMan
6 days ago

not far from

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

I have a fuckin dream

MLK

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By *affa31Woman
6 days ago

Galway

That's one small fucking step for a man, one giant fucking leap for mankind."

Neil Armstrong

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

One small step for man

One giant fuckin leap for mankind

Neil Armstrong

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

What a wonderful fuckin world

Louis Armstrong

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
6 days ago

Newry

"Where the fuck did he go?"

Mary Magdalene

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By *omanic400Man
6 days ago

Cork

I had a fucking dream

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By *elfastDMan
6 days ago

belfast

""If I never see another fucking brick it'll be too soon"

Builder on the Great Wall of China crew "

“If I get the rate right on this job I’ll be fucking minted”

Also a Builder on the Great Wall of China crew

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

The Rubberbandits

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
6 days ago

Lucan

That's not a fucking real gun, man!

John Lennon, December 8th,1980

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By *ohnsmithMan
6 days ago

South Tipperary

That's not a knife,, that's a fucking knife..

Crocodile Dundee..

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By *uitman1986Man
6 days ago

All over

"Don't be silly, there's no such thing as a fucking curse"

-Mayo All Ireland Winning Team 1951

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By *erri KellyCouple
6 days ago

mayo

Fuck you deputy Stagg , Fuck you . Said no politician ever .

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By *itch Buchannon84Man
6 days ago

Near Blarney

“Fucking do or do not, there is no try.” - Yoda, Star Wars

"fucking hasta la vista, baby" - Terminator

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
6 days ago

Lucan

"Get ta fuck, ya cunt"

God to Lucifer, some time ago.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
6 days ago

Back End of Beyond

What's this fucking "we" business PaleFace

Tonto

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By *uitman1986Man
6 days ago

All over

I don't know what a fucking tracker mortgage is!

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By *ew-to-tryMan
6 days ago

town

What the fuck is that in the sky?

The dinosaurs!!

Also us irish this summer

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By *ollypop9Woman
6 days ago

wouldn't you like to know

Snakey thing way back : Here, you need to try this fucking apple.

Woman : Mmmm, fucking yum. Hey man, try it, this apple is fucking nice.

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By *ourtJesterMan
6 days ago

carlow

King Ælla of Northumbria as he surveyed the approach to battle of the great heathen army.

Well, thats us fucked

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

To be or not to be

That's the fuckin question

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By *UBLINCASTLEMan
6 days ago

DUBLIN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

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By *ollypop9Woman
6 days ago

wouldn't you like to know

Ich bin ein fucking Berliner

John F. Kennedy

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your fuckin country

John F. Kennedy

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By *ookAndDorkCouple
6 days ago

The West

I fuck, therefore I am.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
6 days ago

East / North, Cork

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your fuckin country

John F. Kennedy"

Also....

What a beautiful fucking day in Dallas for some fresh air

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
6 days ago

Lucan

"Well that's the fucking last we'll see of rebellion in this country!"

General Sir John Grenfell Maxwell, May 1916.

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By *og-Man OP Man
6 days ago

somewhere

Seanabhean is ea mise anois go bhfuil cos léi insan uaigh is an chos eile ar a bruach

Peig Fuckin Sayers

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By *uitman1986Man
6 days ago

All over

How do they get the fig into the fucking figrolls

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By *oserMan
6 days ago

where the wild roses grow

Me; yep apparently you have to swallow

Her; you're fucking joking

Me; I'm only telling you what I fucking read

Her; O fucking K then sigh

Me; Well?

Her; you fucking bollox while choking and spitting

Me; can't believe you fucking fell for that

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By *andytownMan
6 days ago

Gods Own Country

Fuck yer fish supper

Robert Sands

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By *rSexyScientist1Man
5 days ago

Castlebar

It was only resting in my fucking account-Fr Ted

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By *utchlady67Woman
5 days ago

Kinnitty in county Offaly

I wanna go fucking home

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By *utchlady67Woman
5 days ago

Kinnitty in county Offaly

Where is the fucking landing strip.

Amelia Earhart.

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By *readfred2024Man
5 days ago

just over here

God sent him? ... On a fucking Suzuki?

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By *antra MassageMan
5 days ago

Yoniville

Aung Sang Su Chi, in Burma.

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By *rutus321Man
5 days ago

Offaly

When Mick Bailey was driving James fogarty to Ray Burkes house, with a large cash donation, fogarty asked Bailey will we get a receipt, Bailey replied "will we fuck"

Good old days

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By *ouple4camsCouple
16 hours ago

Dundalk(ish)

Is that all you brought? Five loaves and 2 fucking fish!? Good job I am actually a fucking miracle worker then.

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