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Man in Somewhere Around, Clare, Ireland
Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 1 day ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 35 to 58. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Rare

45 years old
Bi-curious

5'11"  180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys
Ah yes.. I should really fill this out but right now I can think of a million other things Id rather do than filling out a fab profile.

Did I say a million? I might have meant 1. Like..reading a book. While having a nice coffee or tea. Or listening to some music. Or listening to music while reading a book. With a nice cuppa. Or I could go outside and stare at an interesting looking cloud until it looks like a dragon..or a very fluffy toaster. I mean, I could even just sit here and have a staring contest with the mockingly blinking cursor. I am pretty sure its winning and all the blinking feels very judgmental to me.

Alternatively there is always the option to go down the Youtube rabbit hole. That always starts innocently enough with a short video tutorial on something I needed to know or some news on a movie I like. But thanks to the recommended video sidebar and its devilish magic I always end up in the middle of a 5 hour essay on ancient Roman history. Or something like a compilation of goats that sound like humans when they scream. Or goats that sound like humans when they scream and are made to recreate songs which then in turn live rent free in my head for the next 5 days. Its an interesting journey from which one emerges slightly more knowledgeable about something entirely useless for ones daily life and still without a completed profile. (Did you know that penguins have knees? and elephants can't jump?)

Where was I again ..oh yes: profile. Note to self: fill out the profile. Remind me please.

PS. Today I learned about the Manul. A grumpy looking cat that stands on its own tail to keep its paws warm. I may have found my spirit animal. still haven't finished the profile.

on another note: safe sex only, regularly tested - please do the same - it's free and easy to do with SH:24.

*** FAQ ***

1. Are you for real?

Well yes, yes I am.

2. Is that you in the pictures?

I think so. I mean, I did take them with the camera aimed towards me but there is always the off chance of some photogenic ghost jumping in front of the lens without me realizing.

3. You into anon? Cum 'n go?

No. I value my safety and my time and I prefer a connection. Please don't ask, as refusal will absolutely offend. Also, see question 5

4. You into discreet?

I am into ENM. the E stands for something. something important. If by discreet you mean dont let your other half find out what you are doing then I am not interested. Because E.

5. Are you always writing such long winded answers? I just spend half an hour reading this essay you wrote in reply to my simple request for you to travel 150 km and suck my cock in the Tesco car park.

Yes.

6. Are you always that sarcastic?

Only if I really like someone. or dislike. or if they breathe too loudly.

7. Are you absolutely sure about that Penguins have knees thing?

Yes, after extensive research I can confirm that they do. Unless there is an avian conspiracy spreading incorrect information all over scientific sources across the world in order to hide the terrifying fact that they, in fact, dont have knees. As to why they would do that I can only speculate. Probably something to do with fish.