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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

Borrowed with the kind permision of the very sexy "wolvesxcouple"

Have nudes on your phone - 3 years

Fucked in the shower - 2 years

Fucked in the car - 2 years

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned - 5 years

Sex with lights on - 2 years

Sex in the dark - 1 year

Sex with an audience - 5 years

Sex in public - 4 years

Sex with food - 3 years

Had Bukkake - 3 years

Fucked whilst d*unk - 3 years

Fucked whilst high - 3 years

Fucked a friend - 4 years

Had an orgy - 4 years

Fucked a stranger - 4 years

3some or moresome - 4 years

Sex with same sex - 3 years

Sex with someone off limits - 5 years

Sex with your ex - 2 years

Sex before 18 - 3 years

Caught having sex - 2 years

Made a sex tape - 5 years

So how long you spending in the clink?

And what 3 fellow forumites would you want to share your cell with?

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By *oserMan
4 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

46 years

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

"46 years

So life really... which 3 forumites would you like to be locked up with x

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By *ust_4_Life!Man
4 weeks ago

Northside

62 😂

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
4 weeks ago

Westmeath The West.

57yrs...

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

And which 3 would you pick????

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By *oserMan
4 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

"46 years

So life really... which 3 forumites would you like to be locked up with x"

If I was going down today,,, I'd drag Sexyfox, Geordie and Cheekybunny with me.

Ask me again tomorrow and god knows

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By *oyler_203Man
4 weeks ago

gorey

Just the 33 years

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By *affa31Woman
4 weeks ago

Galway

64 🙈

GoodOmensfor2

DookandDork

Biscuits8

We’ll all eventually kill each other so I won’t have to actually spend 64 years with them

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

"64 🙈

GoodOmensfor2

DookandDork

Biscuits8

We’ll all eventually kill each other so I won’t have to actually spend 64 years with them"

Lol

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By *adJennyWoman
4 weeks ago

Cougar Village

Don’t have any forumites friendly enough to share a cell with

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By *ealitybitesMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

26.

Solitary confinement it is then

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

"66

Don’t have any forumites friendly enough to share a cell with

Hi score. Awww im sure after that you will have lots befriending you lol

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By *allie99_99Man
4 weeks ago

Loughrea

13 years - I'd pick

Jaffa31 and PhantomFemme (neither of them would touch me) therefore I'd be out early for good behaviour

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By *endi_LiquorTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Newry

79 never mind jail I'm going to hell🤣

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar

48 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I have to take my socks off to cound past 10 to a maximum of 21 🤣

Its actually easier to subract the things I havent than it is to add them all up but lets just say... im not getting out alive 🤣

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

"79 never mind jail I'm going to hell🤣"

You are a keeper wendi hehe.

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By *ust_us999Couple
4 weeks ago

The sticks of north Mayo

40 years... Not too bad I guess 😂

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By *arlTy89Man
4 weeks ago

Wicklow

59 years, of everything I've never had sex in a car lol

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By *oserMan
4 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

"66

Don’t have any forumites friendly enough to share a cell with

I'll be your friend

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By *heRareEditionMan
4 weeks ago

Somewhere around

47 if I counted right.

I mean it could be worse

as to who I share my cell with: DookandDork, Jaffa31 and SACOL. Im taking you all down with me

Im sorry

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By *emonsNotMelonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Kerry

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By *emonsNotMelonsWoman
4 weeks ago

Kerry

48 years

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By *rchimedes500Man
4 weeks ago

city

42 I'm fked either way

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By *uca_BrazzyMan
4 weeks ago

Letterkenny

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By *uca_BrazzyMan
4 weeks ago

Letterkenny

38 bad math there

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

Guys dont forget to mention 3 forumites ud bring with you xxx

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By *ensualDivaWoman
4 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

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By *ensualDivaWoman
4 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

I'll share with whoever can break me out fastest

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By *oserMan
4 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

"36

I'll share with whoever can break me out fastest"

Not too fast

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By *unsigntwoCouple
4 weeks ago

athlone

Omg 62yrs

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
4 weeks ago

Portstewart

61yrs or 66yrs depending what's meant by off limits

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By *hristianGray2005Man
4 weeks ago

Galway Mayo Clare Roscommon

Oh Lordy, 57.

I regret none of it your honour. I’d do it all again.

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By *itch22Woman
4 weeks ago

Donegal

27 years

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By *rCupidMan
4 weeks ago

Monaghan

46…

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By *weetpea2000Woman
4 weeks ago

the back of beyond

46 😇

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By *antra MassageMan
4 weeks ago

rural

43. I didn't get out much.

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

Remiss of us not to say our year for one of us it 55 and we would invite all on our friends list to join us in 55 years of debauchery lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
4 weeks ago

Home

31 years

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By *exguy888Man
4 weeks ago

Enniscorthy

51 years for my sins

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By *xclusiveLiasions25Man
4 weeks ago

south

Jeses 44

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By *ethusonfireCouple
4 weeks ago

Dublin

66 Years

Seems Seth has had way more than Phoebe. She is in the 30’s mark🤣🤣

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By *otsowickedCouple
4 weeks ago

Galway

We both are on 65 each.

Equal level of slut.

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By *ethusonfireCouple
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"We both are on 65 each.

Equal level of slut.

Could we send you our Eircode and you can either do a Home Delivery or An Post Express Post for the slutiness

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By *onderingpurposeMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

Just throw away the key

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By *mmortalbMan
3 weeks ago

kildare

26 I think

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By *aulsmith7Man
3 weeks ago

Belfast

51 years but totally worth it

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By *rnice684Man
3 weeks ago

my bed to your just ask

51 years and I do it all again

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By *izzKathrynWoman
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

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By *izzKathrynWoman
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

69 years 😅🤣😂

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By *iking_eireMan
3 weeks ago

North Dublin

Only 41

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By *rystalsswingCouple
3 weeks ago

Galway /West / Dublin

67 years 😳😳

I'm a bigger brat than I thought 😎😇

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
3 weeks ago

Louth

64 not sure about sex with someone off limits ??

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By *hegoatestMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

55 years and no regrets

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By *ild WomanWoman
3 weeks ago

carlow

38 dont need anyone probably just have every new guard that comes along

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 weeks ago

Bramhall

What's the total, quicker for me to subtract the few I haven't done...🙂

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By *0sCpl.NIRECouple
3 weeks ago

moira ish

56 years

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By *elfastDMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Only 26 years for me

Out early to try to earn a few more years

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
3 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

61 🤦 still room for a few more

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
3 weeks ago

Germany

39. If I lived another 39 years I'd be amazed.

And it shall be me, myself and I

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
3 weeks ago

kinkytown

52. Thought it would be higher 🤷

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

58 , had to get out a calculator!!!

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
3 weeks ago

Germany

"52. Thought it would be higher 🤷"

Shame on you

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By *un_guy_69Man
3 weeks ago

Lim/Tipp border

God I've lived the life of a monk compared to some of the scores here

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By *s LollyWoman
3 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

48 and would share a cell with big fat 0 love my own space

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By *ast_jjMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin

55 for me. Can I get it reduced for good behaviour or anyone willing to give a character reference?

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By *pplesMan
3 weeks ago

navan

72.....omg I need less

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By *eelight69Couple
3 weeks ago

donegal border

Mrs. Deelight69, 48 🫣

I can imagine there would never be a dull moment with Mrs. SexyScientists, XVRX & Jinx_44 😘

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By *oppa woodyMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere close

43 years.

Do we get time off for the ones we didnt do. Asking for a friend

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By *hunkyRedPandaMan
3 weeks ago

Germany

"43 years.

Do we get time off for the ones we didnt do. Asking for a friend"

I think you're supposed to select fabbers as company because you have time to complete the list

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Borrowed with the kind permision of the very sexy "wolvesxcouple"

Have nudes on your phone - 3 years

Fucked in the shower - 2 years

Fucked in the car - 2 years

Fucked in a bed neither of you owned - 5 years

Sex with lights on - 2 years

Sex in the dark - 1 year

Sex with an audience - 5 years

Sex in public - 4 years

Sex with food - 3 years

Had Bukkake - 3 years

Fucked whilst d*unk - 3 years

Fucked whilst high - 3 years

Fucked a friend - 4 years

Had an orgy - 4 years

Fucked a stranger - 4 years

3some or moresome - 4 years

Sex with same sex - 3 years

Sex with someone off limits - 5 years

Sex with your ex - 2 years

Sex before 18 - 3 years

Caught having sex - 2 years

Made a sex tape - 5 years

So how long you spending in the clink?

And what 3 fellow forumites would you want to share your cell with?

👀

Don't matter ..if you're in the clink for year's or a day ya ain't getting into America 🇺🇲 😁😁

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By *arryWhiteXxxMan
3 weeks ago

Midleton

41...

I have a few people that I would happily spend that time with, but I won't post their names here. They might laugh at my audacity!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I'm never seeing the light of day again

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

58 years. Would like to get to know more on here

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
3 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

67 🙈🙊

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"67 🙈🙊 "
fancy sharing a cell

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
3 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

"67 🙈🙊 fancy sharing a cell"

How can I refuse an offer like that 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"67 🙈🙊 fancy sharing a cell

How can I refuse an offer like that 😋"
I will bring the pole

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3 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"67 🙈🙊 "

Isn't that brilliant...not the amount of years...but the reasons why ....simply AWESOME !!!

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By *ndrew1972Man
3 weeks ago

roscrea

It would appear that I am going away for 57 years! I'll never make it out alive

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By *ashedUpForwardMan
3 weeks ago

Cork

58 years. It's a life sentence!

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By *essyXdressTV/TS
2 weeks ago

59 years

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By *aucyladMan
2 weeks ago

Dublin

42 years...calm enough really compared to some of the offenders on here haha.

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By *eadMeisterMan
2 weeks ago

Dun...near you...

52 years

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By *elfastblondMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

48 years!

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By *aulie400Man
2 weeks ago

Galway

43 years

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

All thanks to all for posting ... dont forget to add the top 3 forumites you would want to a accompany you in your cell lol.

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By *uitman1986Man
2 weeks ago

All over

Mother of God, 53 years!

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

"Mother of God, 53 years!"

And your top 3 forumites to bring along???

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By *harrexMan
2 weeks ago

Waterford

47! Anyone want to help me make it 52? 🤣

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By *rishCWoman
2 weeks ago

Cavan

66. Bloody hell.

I thinking's safest if I don't share with anyone!!! 🫣

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

"66. Bloody hell.

I thinking's safest if I don't share with anyone!!! 🫣"

Lol meany lol

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By *vrxWoman
2 weeks ago

Belfast

64 omg I laughed at this...thought i was a good girl!

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By *ightower2021Man
2 weeks ago

donegal

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By *rCandMrsKCouple
2 weeks ago

Dublin

46 years

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By *antrictterrier OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Coming to a county near u

Currently top 2 'throw away the keyers for life' are:

Wendi_Liquor at 79

Apples at 72.

Anyone beat them?

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By *andyliciousWoman
2 weeks ago

Cavan

33 years

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