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"Here before..know the score " Hahaha, good one! | |||
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"Well educated and discrete "Which is often quickly obliterated by the contents of the profile itself lol. | |||
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"Professional " Funny I did an edit this weekend and still kept that in #canthelpmyself | |||
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""Looking for quality not quantity" "Not looking to sleep with the whole site" The first profile to declare they're looking for quantity not quality will get a message from me LOL. " Nothing wrong with quantity | |||
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" "Not looking to sleep with the whole site" " Sexual liberation hasn't arrived with those.... there's obviously still a need to point out that they're better than others because they're picky promiscuous. | |||
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then there's the ol' chestnuts..." No pic no reply " or " face pic with first message or instant block " ...and not one photo of any discription on their profile  ..real beauts those ones..love 'em | |||
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"Cant accom, cant travel "I've always wondered are they in prison or a hospital? | |||
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I've always wondered are they in prison or a hospital?"I asked that once....I was told she wanted a lift | |||
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Ammmmmmmmmmm I thought discretion was important to you ha  It doesn't make sense flashing your face pic around!!! | |||
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"Very discrete & expect the same...& They send you a face pic in their 1st msg Ammmmmmmmmmm I thought discretion was important to you ha It doesn't make sense flashing your face pic around!!!"No face pic = no reply. | |||
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"Safe sex.....and every picture on their profile tells a completely different story " Bahahahahaha | |||
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"Very discrete & expect the same...& They send you a face pic in their 1st msg Ammmmmmmmmmm I thought discretion was important to you ha It doesn't make sense flashing your face pic around!!!
No face pic = no reply."I think you've misunderstood what I'm saying. I totally know the importance of a face pic to determine physical attraction. But what I'm actually saying is...The people who insist on discretion in their bio but yet send a face photo in their First Ever Msg...That's not being discrete IMO... | |||
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"Well educated and discrete "Maybe the joke was too subtle? | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
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"Well educated and discrete
Maybe the joke was too subtle? "Some actually have Pedantic on their profiles...Imagine being that nitty picky...Picking on someone over spelling mistakes or typos Some of us do make the odd spelling... that doesn't mean peeps aren't intelligent or well educated 
But yup I do see *Discreet on many profiles & they're far from discreet
Hypocrites would be more apt... | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Which is often quickly obliterated by the contents of the profile itself lol. "More like obliterated by the fact that people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete... entirely different meanings... | |||
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"Error 404 page not found "I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ... | |||
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I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ..."Not great either I have two of them handcuffed to my bed  | |||
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I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ...
Not great either I have two of them handcuffed to my bed "Just make sure you have the keys | |||
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"“Know how it works” “single guys, if we need you we will find you” “Treat with respect” ( verification special ) “‘Til the next time…..” ( we all know it was nothing special and there is no intention whatsoever of meeting again! ) " Veris! Completely pointless, honestly has anyone ever seen a bad one? No of course not because who's going to allow a negative review on their page? Nobody, so you're right, reading between the lines is crucial but still futile. | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Which is often quickly obliterated by the contents of the profile itself lol.
More like obliterated by the fact that people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete... entirely different meanings..."Yup...The main thing is that they know what "Discreet" means... & Respect it...Some of the most intelligent people in the world are & were dyslexic... Typos or an odd spelling mistake is no reflection on someone's intelligence (imo) We all know what they mean anyway if they mention "discrete" in their bio... I defo wouldn't make personal assumptions over an incorrect spelling...  | |||
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""Looking for quality not quantity" "Not looking to sleep with the whole site" The first profile to declare they're looking for quantity not quality will get a message from me LOL. What’s wrong with trying to fuck as many as you can, we all have our kinks. "
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"Can go down for hours " I have never seen that phrase . I can only assume you confused this thread with the one where you will edit your profile to generate more meets | |||
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"Funnier is those with more than one profile similar names almost identical pics and bios .One pops on when the other is hidden and thinks no one notices. Or the ones who forget which profile they are using and actually answer themselves sometimes when stirring in here. The weird and wonderful world of fab " | |||
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I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ..."Don’t you be trying to poke holes in my defences | |||
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"Funnier is those with more than one profile similar names almost identical pics and bios .One pops on when the other is hidden and thinks no one notices. Or the ones who forget which profile they are using and actually answer themselves sometimes when stirring in here. The weird and wonderful world of fab "Yup some peeps "have more than one profile." 2 profiles. The peeps who matter to them on fab know as they have told them when they created their 2nd profile. There may be many reasons why some may have 2 profiles. But for a minority few the reason isn't sinister in anyway. They may travel back and forth to the UK quite regularly & would have a profile for each Country...nothing wrong with that & no rule breaking. Also yup both profiles would have similar names as they want to be easily identifiable to those who matter to them. They're well aware People who don't matter to them have noticed as their photos are quite indentifiable also .
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^^^^^^^ I have yet to see this lol "answering themselves" on here I'd so love to know the profiles that do this...But on a serious note ...Others have several profiles for sinister reasons & They're the ones to watch & be aware of. | |||
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"Can go down for hours I have never seen that phrase . I can only assume you confused this thread with the one where you will edit your profile to generate more meets "So can virgin media broadband  | |||
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""Clean" Who actually dosnt have a shower and make the best effort when meeting someone???" Always assumed that was an STI reference | |||
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""Clean" Who actually dosnt have a shower and make the best effort when meeting someone??? Always assumed that was an STI reference " Never actually thought of that. Fair play | |||
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"Funnier is those with more than one profile similar names almost identical pics and bios .One pops on when the other is hidden and thinks no one notices. Or the ones who forget which profile they are using and actually answer themselves sometimes when stirring in here. The weird and wonderful world of fab
Yup some peeps "have more than one profile." 2 profiles. The peeps who matter to them on fab know as they have told them when they created their 2nd profile. There may be many reasons why some may have 2 profiles. But for a minority few the reason isn't sinister in anyway. They may travel back and forth to the UK quite regularly & would have a profile for each Country...nothing wrong with that & no rule breaking.
Also yup both profiles would have similar names as they want to be easily identifiable to those who matter to them. They're well aware People who don't matter to them have noticed as their photos are quite indentifiable also .
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^^^^^^^ I have yet to see this lol "answering themselves" on here I'd so love to know the profiles that do this...But on a serious note ...Others have several profiles for sinister reasons & They're the ones to watch & be aware of. "Oh there are lots with second profiles some more noticeable than others. And yes some are for sinister reasons I agree with you on that. They are definitely the ones to keep an eye on. And I've seen it several times when someone had forgotten to log out of one and answered themselves in the forum's.It is usually the ones who are enjoying a good trolling session but lose the run of themselves . | |||
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"Can go down for hours I have never seen that phrase . I can only assume you confused this thread with the one where you will edit your profile to generate more meets "I've seen it a lot. Usually on Boards,ie when people are talking about their Broadband suppliers | |||
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"Funnier is those with more than one profile similar names almost identical pics and bios .One pops on when the other is hidden and thinks no one notices. Or the ones who forget which profile they are using and actually answer themselves sometimes when stirring in here. The weird and wonderful world of fab
Yup some peeps "have more than one profile." 2 profiles. The peeps who matter to them on fab know as they have told them when they created their 2nd profile. There may be many reasons why some may have 2 profiles. But for a minority few the reason isn't sinister in anyway. They may travel back and forth to the UK quite regularly & would have a profile for each Country...nothing wrong with that & no rule breaking.
Also yup both profiles would have similar names as they want to be easily identifiable to those who matter to them. They're well aware People who don't matter to them have noticed as their photos are quite indentifiable also .
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^^^^^^^ I have yet to see this lol "answering themselves" on here I'd so love to know the profiles that do this...But on a serious note ...Others have several profiles for sinister reasons & They're the ones to watch & be aware of.
Oh there are lots with second profiles some more noticeable than others. And yes some are for sinister reasons I agree with you on that. They are definitely the ones to keep an eye on.
And I've seen it several times when someone had forgotten to log out of one and answered themselves in the forum's.It is usually the ones who are enjoying a good trolling session but lose the run of themselves ."Omg thanks for that...so they're trolls as well. Fab can be a sinister place at times. There's lots with several profiles...really | |||
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I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ...
Don’t you be trying to poke holes in my defences "The job was started a long time ago - should have fixed that error message when you had a chance | |||
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"Error 404 page not found
I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ...
Don’t you be trying to poke holes in my defences
The job was started a long time ago - should have fixed that error message when you had a chance "Eh, I’m too distracted now  | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Which is often quickly obliterated by the contents of the profile itself lol.
More like obliterated by the fact that people don't know the difference between discreet and discrete... entirely different meanings...
Yup...The main thing is that they know what "Discreet" means... & Respect it...Some of the most intelligent people in the world are & were dyslexic... Typos or an odd spelling mistake is no reflection on someone's intelligence (imo) We all know what they mean anyway if they mention "discrete" in their bio... I defo wouldn't make personal assumptions over an incorrect spelling... "I completely agree with you - I don't believe it's a reflection on intelligence either. A typo isn't going to be the be all and end all of whether a profile interests me personally.
I just put my 2 cents worth to that particular comment as it's something I noticed | |||
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"Error 404 page not found
I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ...
Don’t you be trying to poke holes in my defences
The job was started a long time ago - should have fixed that error message when you had a chance
Eh, I’m too distracted now "That's the idea | |||
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"Error 404 page not found
I gave up...your IT department sucks... customer service right behind it...I won't even bother with your complaints department...now seeing as those are as they are, I have started looking into your security ...
Don’t you be trying to poke holes in my defences
The job was started a long time ago - should have fixed that error message when you had a chance
Eh, I’m too distracted now
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"Work hard.....play hard " Dam. I'm deleting that off mine now | |||
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""bring your A game" .... I'll bring the whole feckin alphabet !!! "Talking of which I tried the alphabet cunnilingus thing A load of nonsense Got mentally tired by H Trying to have oral sex and remember the alphabet simultaneously is exhausting | |||
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"The disclaimer junk, often longer than the bio itself. Folks its useless ! "This is true. | |||
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"The disclaimer junk, often longer than the bio itself. Folks its useless !
This is true. "I laughed so hard when I was reading a profile on here of a woman who works as a QC and came across as super clever which to be a QC is pretty much fucking the main requirement. Anyway, at the end of her profile she says (possibly I'm paraphrasing slighty) "Oh and Sydney University, do whatever the fuck you want with my pics I don't give a shit" and I thought how Ironic that an actual legal Eagle doesn't pay it any attention yet so many others do. It's nonsense. | |||
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""bring your A game" .... I'll bring the whole feckin alphabet !!! "Bahahaha...too funny... Profiles obsviously copy each other... Another one I detest..."Treat with respect...don't pass her by"...I have my own opinions on that statement in certain verifications of certain peeps...but I ain't gonna air them here...as it would be quite contraversial. | |||
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"There is a word I can’t stand in veris but some regular posters have it on theirs so can’t really say it. People verifying them are fairly lazy using it tbh " Awwww | |||
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"There is a word I can’t stand in veris but some regular posters have it on theirs so can’t really say it. People verifying them are fairly lazy using it tbh " Gem Respect | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down "The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy" | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy" "Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman "In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman
In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill ""MR was very chilled cool guy whilst I repeatedly had his wife squirting all over my massive tool he even made me lovely cup of tea after" | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman
In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill
"MR was very chilled cool guy whilst I repeatedly had his wife squirting all over my massive tool he even made me lovely cup of tea after" "And so he should...a job is a job | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman
In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill
"MR was very chilled cool guy whilst I repeatedly had his wife squirting all over my massive tool he even made me lovely cup of tea after"
And so he should...a job is a job "Biscuits were a bit stale... but they never display those veris | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman
In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill
"MR was very chilled cool guy whilst I repeatedly had his wife squirting all over my massive tool he even made me lovely cup of tea after" "What else can you write ? Mr seemed perfectly accepting of a long anal session with Mrs ? | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman
In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill
"MR was very chilled cool guy whilst I repeatedly had his wife squirting all over my massive tool he even made me lovely cup of tea after"
What else can you write ? Mr seemed perfectly accepting of a long anal session with Mrs ? "All points taken lolllzzzzz
It can get tedious when most veris by couples seem to be written by (and subconsciously for) the male | |||
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""bring your A game" .... I'll bring the whole feckin alphabet !!!
Bahahaha...too funny...
Profiles obsviously copy each other... Another one I detest..."Treat with respect...don't pass her by"...I have my own opinions on that statement in certain verifications of certain peeps...but I ain't gonna air them here...as it would be quite contraversial."Normally a quote by a lad that thinks 'hes the one's for her' and you better all piss off.  | |||
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"Like the title says: While I can't say anything about guys profiles I have read a lot of women's profiles so I think it'd be interesting to get both sides. Anyway I'll start. "Can't meet at the drop of a hat" " Genuine,or no drama...usually they are worst of the worst | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down
The one that always makes me laugh is the verify of couple by a guy. Indept description of the wife and her amazing talents and all the hubby gets is "Mr was chilled guy"
Exactly what I was going to say! Veris written by straight guys about couples are of zero help to me as a straight woman
In my defense I thought including my detailed description about his lovely smooth and pert scrotum was overkill
"MR was very chilled cool guy whilst I repeatedly had his wife squirting all over my massive tool he even made me lovely cup of tea after"
What else can you write ? Mr seemed perfectly accepting of a long anal session with Mrs ? "This had me laughing lads thanks! Love the ones that start like they had a lovely cuppa together, mr was sound (and locked out of the room) while mrs turned into a porn star..... | |||
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"Message Wink Hotlist Menu You can't view this profile This profile is not available for you to view. This can be one of three things: User's account is suspended by admin, user has blocked you or you have blocked user "My favourite one | |||
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"In the verifications....naughty glint in his/her eye Is that the look of someone about to get their hole or some blue steel shit I need to get down "That's in my vari I think | |||
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"I thinknits more the name of profiles. Every other one is hot or kinky but when you look at them they are neither "Urban Dictionary: Kinky = Using the whole chicken | |||
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"Like the title says: While I can't say anything about guys profiles I have read a lot of women's profiles so I think it'd be interesting to get both sides. Anyway I'll start. "Can't meet at the drop of a hat" " No facepic no reply | |||
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"Like the title says: While I can't say anything about guys profiles I have read a lot of women's profiles so I think it'd be interesting to get both sides. Anyway I'll start. "Can't meet at the drop of a hat" No facepic no reply " Oh we got way off topic during this chat since I OP'ed with that | |||
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""Not here for drama".... When I see this, I automatically think in the past they have had drama because THEY ARE the drama "Truth !!!! | |||
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"Lots of ladies give out about dick pics but they themselves will have up pussy photos which some can be disgusting " Yes indeed. Some of the close ups are just horrific. These kinds of pics are the only time you'll hear me say filters are a positive | |||
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"This is a very cathartic thread for sure. I definitely heard profiles being furiously retyped as phrases were added. Hilarious lol" Without a doubt. Phones bouncing off walls with every new post in this thread | |||
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""Not here for drama".... When I see this, I automatically think in the past they have had drama because THEY ARE the drama "Spot On 100% | |||
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"Well educated and discrete "Not enough people here know the issue with that to even get why you're rolling eyes. But that's definitely my pet peeve too. | |||
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"420 friendly..like why even write that crap" To meet like-minded people. Some like to go for a drink and others like to go for a smoke. If it's not for you then grand but there is way too many people here clutching pearls about it. | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Not enough people here know the issue with that to even get why you're rolling eyes. But that's definitely my pet peeve too. "Isn't that the Irony lol | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Not enough people here know the issue with that to even get why you're rolling eyes. But that's definitely my pet peeve too. "I'm not well educated ,but I think see what you mean | |||
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"420 friendly..like why even write that crap" May I ask what's crap about it..? | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Not enough people here know the issue with that to even get why you're rolling eyes. But that's definitely my pet peeve too.
Isn't that the Irony lol "Yes but not for the reason most think. You said in an above reply that "it's obliterated by the rest of the profile" but the actual irony is that the word they mean to use is discreet. So it's the use of educated that's ironic not the use of discrete. | |||
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as opposed to those "disingenuous feckers" out there just looking for sex on Fab. cheek of em!
Another memorable mention is "busy professional" which is code for "Please ask me what I do for a living or at least what car I drive"
As well as that old chestnut "Face pic with first message" which can prove to be embarrassing when said person is a client/work colleague of yours (true stories)
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" Has to be "genuine" as opposed to those "disingenuous feckers" out there just looking for sex on Fab. cheek of em!
Another memorable mention is "busy professional" which is code for "Please ask me what I do for a living or at least what car I drive"
As well as that old chestnut "Face pic with first message" which can prove to be embarrassing when said person is a client/work colleague of yours (true stories)
"Ahh yes, the 'Busy Professional' as opposed to those who are Professionals at not being busy. Seriously, WTF?? LOL | |||
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"Well educated and discrete
Not enough people here know the issue with that to even get why you're rolling eyes. But that's definitely my pet peeve too.
Isn't that the Irony lol
Yes but not for the reason most think. You said in an above reply that "it's obliterated by the rest of the profile" but the actual irony is that the word they mean to use is discreet. So it's the use of educated that's ironic not the use of discrete. "That's exactly what he was alluding to. That's what I got from it anyway. I was the one who added in the "Irony" bit exactly for the reasons you pointed out. You're spot on though. It is a face-palm moment but sometimes a typo is just a typo (although some more unfortunate than others). We're all guilty of it especially being 'Busy Professionals who have a life outside of Fab and can't meet for a social first (non negotiable) at the drop of hat but only if the person is over 6ft, well verified and had a face pic with their first message and has no dick pics' lol. Think I covered as much as I could there. | |||
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