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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his

wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which

he could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that

there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he

said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he

should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when

available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned

the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were

people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry

about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and

an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the

burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd

shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hello mad chick...

greetings

ow doo

now then

what about ya

yada yada lol xx