FabSwingers.com forum: Shit profile

By *ik501 OP Man
over a year ago

withernsea

I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos

Something in the text that talks about you/what you can offer /makes it personalised to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And pics other than your dick and someone's else's tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to meet and play with a 99 year old male couple?

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By *asterofmaidsMan
over a year ago

Telford

You got that your straight but will meet mm and tvs and in your veri one is by a bloke so are you straight bi cur ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your photos, take one stood up, black and white alway look good. Make sure there is nothing in the background or that its spotlessly tidy.

Add more to the description, who are you, what do you like, what font you like, humor us always good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd personally take some more pictures and stylize them a bit more. For me, I'm never going to get excited looking at a flaccid penis. Put a bit of effort and you'll get plenty from it x

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

As most have said; take the time to get some interesting pictures. (I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else).

Think a little about the experience you are seeking and what you can offer prospective meets, once meeting is back on the cards, and make sure these things come across in your write up.

Have a gander at some successful male profiles for inspiration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As most have said; take the time to get some interesting pictures. (I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else).

Think a little about the experience you are seeking and what you can offer prospective meets, once meeting is back on the cards, and make sure these things come across in your write up.

Have a gander at some successful male profiles for inspiration. "

I was exactly the same, then I was thinking well surely if their pics are this messy they must be a harder... lol and made up a whole senario from 2 photo as your brain dies when its tired and 1am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

Tidy your room up before taking pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

You into crossdressing, but not looking for guys

Don't tick every interest on the list, make yourself look unique rather than desperate!

A not thought out profile, in my opinion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great feedback here.

Can I get the same on mine please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great feedback here.

Can I get the same on mine please?

Create your own thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what it was before but it's still shit.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else"

Is it a dildo, a fag packet and some tab ends ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don’t go shoving one of those squirrel-type tails up your arse and take a photo, so many seem to be doing it and think it looks good.

IT DOESN’T..!!!

I hope my profile looks ok to those looking at it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Don't change it if it truly reflects who you are and what you are looking for. If you do, it's almost like false advertising. There's general advice on mine should you wish to use it. Good luck. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your pics. We always look whats in the background and if its messy or tidy

Write a bit more about you and what you're looking for but dont go 'white knight'

Keep the line at the end about not being mr perfect made me laugh lol

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Not that I am an expert but it seems a little bit desperate. You seem to be into everything in order to get laid.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not that I am an expert but it seems a little bit desperate. You seem to be into everything in order to get laid."

Yep, the vast majority of men on Fab are like that.

Try his green arrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos, blurb and a good reason why your account is a year old with none of the above. Get verified?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Keep it as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great feedback here.

Can I get the same on mine please?

Come back after lockdown is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change your pics. We always look whats in the background and if its messy or tidy

Write a bit more about you and what you're looking for but dont go 'white knight'

Keep the line at the end about not being mr perfect made me laugh lol

Last line is brilliant.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Not that I am an expert but it seems a little bit desperate. You seem to be into everything in order to get laid.

Yep, the vast majority of men on Fab are like that.

Try his green arrow.

And there we have it. Wank fodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else

Is it a dildo, a fag packet and some tab ends ?"

Looks like druggie paraphernalia to us

Even if it isn't it comes over as scruffy, dirty and for that alone we wouldn't respond.

KJ x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not that I am an expert but it seems a little bit desperate. You seem to be into everything in order to get laid.

Yep, the vast majority of men on Fab are like that.

Try his green arrow.

And there we have it. Wank fodder. "

Not that wank fodder per se is awful but at least be honest about it.

I get that creepy, shuddery feeling common to teenage women growing up in the 70's when we were seen as fair game and the property of men to use and dispose of when I see these sort of posts.

Not that it doesn't still happen but y'know...

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By *ik501 OP Man
over a year ago

withernsea

Thanks for the feedback ladies .

Wow a massive eye opener.

What woman look for in a profile is so so much different to most guys .

Thanks

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

2 shit dick pics, 1 with messy shit background and zero attempt of writing a bio....yep its proper shit

but if you feel it represents in true light then dont change a thing.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was left uncertain why I should meet you, unless I wanted 24/7 oral or to be fucked nonstop until I'd found someone better. I think you could sell yourself better, without narrowed down your options.

Clear recent photos of what people need to form a mental picture of how you look, your physique rather than cock, will help others evaluate you better.

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

OP; why ask for help and do nothing?

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

photos are some of the worst... I mean.. is that the reminants of your lunch from 2017 on there?

Text suggests your an hour long pussy licker which as recent polls proved NO ONE is interested in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

We agree totally.

Start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP; why ask for help and do nothing? "

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"OP; why ask for help and do nothing?

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I think us guys all need the female touch on profile presentation

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

As mentioned above, images.

And.would definitely recommend typing something more appealing

“ your interest kinks “ what you hope to find and whom you are looking for on the site.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Thanks for the feedback ladies .

Wow a massive eye opener.

What woman look for in a profile is so so much different to most guys .

Thanks"

This site is inundated with males, you need to sell yourself attract the other users interest build up relationships and form friendships.

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

Can't see anything wrong with it tbh other than the lack of a photo showing your cock next to the sky remote or a cheap can of lager....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the last line

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t change it OP. Leave it as it is then you’ll give other guys more chance of finding ladies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what it was before but it's still shit."

hahaa this got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant give much advice that hasnt already been given op

but i will say,,,i very much enjoyed reading some of the feedback you got

struggling to breath here

wish you well dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As before...lose the last line

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I’m not sure how the profile started out, but there are now no public pics and a 2 line bio, so I think you need to put a bit more effort in. I can’t imagine anyone would be interested, it says and shows nothing about you.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

I can't see why you're not balls deep in pussy to be honest,

Maybe turn the balaclava around so they can see your eyes but otherwise it's an awesome profile and you're even kind enough to offer to fuck a woman until she finds someone better which shows you're kind and caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should read the profiles of people who say that yours is shit.

It will give you an idea of good photos and the kind of things to address in the profile text.

After all, you should listen to experts and follow your nose.

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

I'm looking for some chilled out nsa fun .

I may not be your perfect man but I'll fuck you until you find him

1. You gonna visit an ice cream parlour ?? Be more expressive in what you want

2. Youve told people your NOT What they want but your slutty enough to FUCK!! them if they want to make do for now!!!!!

Yep its shit mate and this thread has given a lot of advice and you dont seem to have tried any of it yet ........ Maybe take a break until you are ready to engage properly ??

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

No idea what it looked like before but it (still) looks quite austere and terse. Maybe an avatar for your profile; it doesn't have to be of your face (but don't make it of your cock either).

Other than that there's great advice on here.

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.

Yea, good luck getting replies.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "
you have no pictures and no information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.

Yea, good luck getting replies. "

Yep, just belly laughed after reading the advice then checking out his profile to see if any had been taken

These threads are ten a penny and always result in the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

Do 23 words constitute a profile? I think not

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "

Crikey...... that is a lame profile.

Add some nice photos (not dick picks and not photos taken in a toilet though)

Say what you’re looking for (be specific).

Finally, very important.... Say what you have to offer (your good points and what makes you appealing to others).

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

You have verification....... and it’s a really good verification too.

Lots of credit for that. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.

Yea, good luck getting replies.

Yep, just belly laughed after reading the advice then checking out his profile to see if any had been taken

These threads are ten a penny and always result in the same thing

So many good posters take the time to help in these review my profile threads and 9 out of 10 times the advice falls on deaf ears and all or most advice is ignored.

There was slightly more to this profile when this thread was made 2 weeks ago. Even with all the great advice he actually managed to make it even shitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single female, multiple photos of your cock in random cunts doesn’t do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m never sure about my profile . But it is what it is. It’s me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single female, multiple photos of your cock in random cunts doesn’t do it for me "

This is gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.

Yea, good luck getting replies.

Yep, just belly laughed after reading the advice then checking out his profile to see if any had been taken

These threads are ten a penny and always result in the same thing

So many good posters take the time to help in these review my profile threads and 9 out of 10 times the advice falls on deaf ears and all or most advice is ignored.

There was slightly more to this profile when this thread was made 2 weeks ago. Even with all the great advice he actually managed to make it even shitter.

Just like to follow these threads for the shits and giggles to be honest, give one guy his dues the other week we followed a thread and he actually took it on board. Up to now though that’s the only thread we’ve seen where someone has taken the advice they have asked for and done something with it.

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

This person hasn’t been on for 4 days...

They have a lot of reading to do when they come back online.... hehe....

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By *jackoMan
over a year ago

ripon

Anyone want to help me out with my profile?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Anyone want to help me out with my profile? "

You say on your profile that you have been here years before and know how it works, so why are you needing to ask for help ?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anyone want to help me out with my profile? "

Poor etiquette to hijack a thread, start your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to help me out with my profile?

Poor etiquette to hijack a thread, start your own."

Not another thread on how to improve a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you going to meet and play with a 99 year old male couple? "

Phworrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single female, multiple photos of your cock in random cunts doesn’t do it for me "

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated

Tidy your room up before taking pics

And empty the ashtray !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to help me out with my profile?

You say on your profile that you have been here years before and know how it works, so why are you needing to ask for help ?"

Translated to charity shag pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

The forum vultures will be telling you to start your on thread mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

Just type in better profile or something similar on the forum search, sure you will find what you need has already been covered a 1000 times.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

Please start your own thread, instead of hijacking someone elses'. It's bad form.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

The forum vultures will be telling you to start your on thread mate....

Like you just did you mean?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

The forum vultures will be telling you to start your on thread mate....

Like you just did you mean?"

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By *irlwithcurves40Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Didnt see it before but its still shit! More into bio and some public pics

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By *edtiggerMan
over a year ago

hampshire

Any pointers for my profile ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.

OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.

OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!

Going well isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.

OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!

Going well isn’t it

TBH I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.

OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!

Going well isn’t it

TBH I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen before!

love all the hi jackers on it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.

OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!

Going well isn’t it

TBH I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen before!

love all the hi jackers on it too

It’s taken on a life of its own! This is why I love the forums!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Any pointers for my profile ? "

Without looking I'm gonna guess its shit going purely on the fact you attempted to jump on someone else's thread rather then start your own. Shows lack of imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t

Maybe either change your profile from not having tattoos to being heavily tattooed. The man in your second photo has a lot of tattoos.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Is the current profile the improved version? Because it still needs an awful lot of work.

Looking at your profile, would you want to meet you?

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Is the current profile the improved version? Because it still needs an awful lot of work.

Looking at your profile, would you want to meet you?

There has been a sentence removed and pics removed, overall still awful

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over a year ago

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