FabSwingers.com forum: Brain teaser.

By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him is an unopened package. There is no other person or animal around.

How did he die?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

It was those pesky Russians again, wasnt it!?

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

"It was those pesky Russians again, wasnt it!?"

That's funny, it could be.. focus on the unopened package, that's a clue.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Parachute failed to open

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

"Parachute failed to open"

Nice one!!! You now deserve a treat of your choice!!! 😜

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

What am I?

Turn me on my side and I'm everything. Cut me in half and I'm nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Oooh I know - the number 8

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

What am I?

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

A nose?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

What am I?

I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better I'm liked.

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Derby

"What am I?

I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better I'm liked. "

Strawberry

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Derby

Two russians walking down the street, one russian is the other russians father , but the other russian isn't the first Russian's son. Why?

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

"Two russians walking down the street, one russian is the other russians father , but the other russian isn't the first Russian's son. Why?"

It's his daughter???

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

I’m always old, but sometimes new. I’m never late, but I’m always due. You can kill me, but I have no heart. You can waste me, but I’m your most precious part.

What am I????

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Derby

"I’m always old, but sometimes new. I’m never late, but I’m always due. You can kill me, but I have no heart. You can waste me, but I’m your most precious part.

What am I????"

Time

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

"I’m always old, but sometimes new. I’m never late, but I’m always due. You can kill me, but I have no heart. You can waste me, but I’m your most precious part.

What am I????

Time

You are good at these!! I'm going to have to find a tough one!!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

Who’s the most popular woman at the nudist colony?

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

The guy.. the one who can carry 12 doughnuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.

The woman.. the one who can eat the last doughnut!!

😂😂😜

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 14/05/26 07:07:48]

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Derby

"The guy.. the one who can carry 12 doughnuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.

The woman.. the one who can eat the last doughnut!!

😂😂😜"

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
6 weeks ago

Derby

What has a tongue but cannot talk, and gets around but cannot walk?"

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

It's a Shoe 👞

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

A tent??

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish.

What am I?

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By *aomilatteCouple
6 weeks ago

Midlands

"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish.

What am I?"

An Atlas?

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

Was it that easy??

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

What did you eat?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Oxford

"What did you eat?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. "

Hmmm!! Is that corn on the cob?

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By *aomilatteCouple
5 weeks ago

Midlands

(This is a very old one!)

What gets taken to the FA cup final every year but is never used?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
5 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Losing team's ribbons

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By *aomilatteCouple
5 weeks ago

Midlands

"Losing team's ribbons"

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Oxford

Ok here's is a tough one!!

Good luck and no googling!! 🤣

A farmer needs to cross a river in a small boat. He has with him a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage.

?The boat is so small that it can only hold the farmer and one other item at a time (either the wolf, the goat, or the cabbage).

?If left alone together on the riverbank, the wolf will eat the goat.

?If left alone together on the riverbank, the goat will eat the cabbage.

?The wolf does not eat cabbage.

?How does the farmer get all three across safely?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
5 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Goat over ➡️

Wolf over➡️ being back goat ↩️

Drops goat ⬇️ takes cabbage➡️

Comes back for goat↩️

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By *oodtimes2630 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Oxford

"Goat over ➡️

Wolf over➡️ being back goat ↩️

Drops goat ⬇️ takes cabbage➡️

Comes back for goat↩️ "

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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By *uckadudelldoMan
4 weeks ago

Stourbridge

What goes up and goes down all day but never moves

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
4 weeks ago

Derby

The temperature?

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By *uckadudelldoMan
4 weeks ago

Stourbridge

No, but it's a great shout. The temperature doesn't go up and down (not at the same time anyway) the subject of the clue goes up and down at the same time

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By *ife VoyeurMan
4 weeks ago

Fife

"What goes up and goes down all day but never moves "

The Sun?

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