FabSwingers.com: Nick (52) , Man in Oxford , South East, UK

An elderly couple is celebrating their 60th anniversary. They’re sitting at dinner when the husband leans over and whispers, "Honey, do you remember our first date? We went behind the old barn, and you let me do whatever I wanted."

?The wife giggles and says, "Oh, Harold, I remember. It was lovely."

?"Well," Harold says, "how about we go back to that old barn for old time's sake?"

?They drive out to the farm, find the same spot behind the barn, and Harold starts getting romantic. Suddenly, the wife starts moving with more energy and wildness than she has in forty years! She’s thrashing around, screaming, and shaking like a leaf. Harold is impressed and gives it his absolute all.

?When they finally finish, they’re both panting, exhausted. Harold says, "Wow, darling! You haven't moved like that since the Nixon administration! What got into you?"

?The wife wipes her forehead and says, "The electric fence was turned on this time!"

Yes I have a sense humour!! I like a woman or couple who really enjoy the occasion and can also hold a conversation.

Very new to this however I'm open minded with a dirty mind, love pleasuring through the cunnilingus system..wetter the better!! Extremely curious. Pictures available on request. Would like to meet singles or couples and see where it leads.. Happy to be a third and if anyone would like a chaperone would love to go along to a social, I have never been to one,

Non smoker

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