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"Pizza Hat shopping "Take a train ride | |||
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"Pizza Hat shopping "Take them dancing, naked in the rain 🌧️💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻 | |||
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Take them dancing, naked in the rain 🌧️💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻"Strip her naked and take a coloured photo | |||
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"A book on enunciation. Drag him to the next MLS "Compare thud sounds 🤣 | |||
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"A night in his bed "A night in her bed | |||
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"Tell him he’s flying low " Buy her another lollipop x | |||
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"Bum him with a garlic baguette" Pint for pmf and whatever onya's drinking | |||
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"Buy him some new pants" And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! | |||
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"Buy him some new pants And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! " Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪 | |||
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"Buy him some new pants And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪" As its tuesday, play with those lovely tits x | |||
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"Buy him some new pants And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪 As its tuesday, play with those lovely tits x" You take the left one and I'll take the right one  | |||
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"Buy him some new pants And buy him some new pants as a BOGOF! Oh she knows 🤣😘🤪 As its tuesday, play with those lovely tits x You take the left one and I'll take the right one "Teach how to motorboat 🤣 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 21/01/25 00:38:45]" . Tuck into bed! Night night | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own " Take a closer look at her TOT contribution | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own Take a closer look at her TOT contribution "What is TOT ? | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own Take a closer look at her TOT contribution
What is TOT ?"Invite her to sit on my lap | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own Take a closer look at her TOT contribution
What is TOT ?
Invite her to sit on my lap"have a pint | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own Take a closer look at her TOT contribution "May have done the same back! | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own Take a closer look at her TOT contribution
May have done the same back!"May have a closer look myself | |||
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"Ask him what flavour he prefers and give him one of his own " Strawberry. Thank you. | |||
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"Praise him for being open and honest on his profile… too many dick pics though "Remind them they tee we technically have a dick pic as their main profile pic 😂 | |||
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"Compliment them on their magnificent montage of photographs." Nero! I missed you out again. You know I’d always take you out for drinks though ! | |||
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"Praise him for being open and honest on his profile… too many dick pics though
Remind them they tee we technically have a dick pic as their main profile pic 😂"Doth cap | |||
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"Ask if I could use his photos, they are way better than mine" This man is a charmer… drinks for you too! | |||
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"Rub a ballon on those trousers" have a game of darts | |||
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"Ask how curious he is xx " have a pint | |||
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"Ask how curious he is xx have a pint " Drinking contest | |||
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"Ask how curious he is xx have a pint Drinking contest " Buy him some underwear | |||
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"Ask how curious he is xx have a pint Drinking contest Buy him some underwear "Spend the night in that 4 post bed.! | |||
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"Chest day" Suck him like a Cherry ChupaChup! | |||
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"Chest day Suck him like a Cherry ChupaChup!" Go naked sunbathing | |||
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"Buy her a hat box to stand on so we’re the same height! " Nothing I’m curious what a hat box stand is ? Ha | |||
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"Take a hedge trimmer to his treasure trail "Knight her on both shoulders with a cock knock then one for luck on her head | |||
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"See how many damp flannels I could droop over his todger." A good snog to get things going | |||
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"Share a sexy lady with him" Would share fuck all with him. He has enough for 2 | |||
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"Watch a bita porn together" Room for another | |||
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"Watch a bita porn together Room for another" Do the Um Bongo. *Nope. Me neither. | |||
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"Serve her on a silver platter for Mr. Fox (above). 😈" Arrive naked, oiled and seasoned with Rosemary for Nerø to serve. *Then leave Rosemary with this fine gentleman, whilst I discuss Anatolian Neolithic Farming techniques with her. | |||
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"Bit o' this and a bit o' that. 🦋" Ask this lovely man what her ⬆️ weight is and just say 20 straight off the bat. Then all sit round and have a gin and talk about other Forumites. | |||
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"Put him to pasture." Think you should go with him dressed as the monopoly guy since you are a obviously a well to do tea drinker | |||
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"Help her fix her storm damaged fence" Lol, and my roof | |||
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"Rub your bell end with segments of an orange then offer the segments to strangers in the asda" Get him to lay down under a false table in Asda with his hips thrust upwards and his 'nads covered with a table cloth and false plastic dish. Leave a set of cocktail sticks near the superstore's brand new 'Super Organic Cherry Plum Olive Superfood' and invite customers to stab and try. | |||
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"Snuggle under the skirt" Leave him a pint, under her ⬆️ skirt As for her ⬆️⬆️. Well, clearly cover myself in hundreds and thousands, lay back and enjoy the devouring. 😂 | |||
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"Catch the Pigeon 🕊" have a pint | |||
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"Catch the Pigeon 🕊 have a pint " Hope he's enjoying fab | |||
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"Catch the Pigeon 🕊 have a pint Hope he's enjoying fab " De-flower her candy | |||
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"Make him a piping hot cup of Horlicks™." have a pint | |||
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"Paint his toenails "Go on a bender | |||
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"Paint his toenails
Go on a bender "Bend him over | |||
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"Paint his toenails
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Bend him over "Show who’s boss  | |||
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"Paint his toenails
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Show who’s boss "Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss | |||
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"Paint his toenails
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Show who’s boss
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss "Wake from her dream | |||
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"Paint his toenails
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Show who’s boss
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss
Wake from her dream"Glaze him like a doughnut until he taps out | |||
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"Paint his toenails
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Show who’s boss
Get him to look in the mirror as I peg him to remind him who's boss
Wake from her dream
Glaze him like a doughnut until he taps out "Get her dealers number 🤣 | |||
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"Use his penis as a tea towel holder "Go get tattooed together | |||
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"Bend him over the bed and fuck him till he squirts/pisses all over the bed sheets " | |||
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"Bend him over the bed and fuck him till he squirts/pisses all over the bed sheets " Cackle hysterically as she makes him her b*tch | |||
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"Put his name down to be next "Smash the hottest woman in the forums whilst she wears a strap on and smashes him ⬆️ like a human millipede | |||
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"Pass him an Anya Hindmarch™ bag for life. " Whack him around the head with it like Dick Emery would have done for being so 'naughty' | |||
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