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Filthy Farmers @ Pete McDonalds barn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The most depraved filthy barn dance you'll ever go to. Vegetable fun, cattle prod challenge and of course the infamous "Milking Machine".

Location...Norwich area

14th Aug 8pm til 3am

Entrance fees:

Single male - Free

Single Female - £25

Couples - £50

All attendees will be required to show proof of negative Covid and BSE tests

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By *alton2Couple
over a year ago

huddersfld

Is parking available for a coachload from our local turnip harvesters co-op?

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By *DandnyxCouple
over a year ago

wiltshire

So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is parking available for a coachload from our local turnip harvesters co-op?"

Plenty of room, and do feel free to bring a few turnips, we may need them

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Living in Suffolk, I actually thought this was real for getting on for five minutes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Living in Suffolk, I actually thought this was real for getting on for five minutes!!!"

You'll know all about turnips, carrots, marrows etc then. Incidentally, 5 minutes is the record for the cattle prod challenge. Get yourselves down to the barn!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do haybales need to be prebooked ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do haybales need to be prebooked ?"

No booking required, we've enough bales to feed a shitload of cattle til next xmas. Bring a blanket tho, they're a bit prickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then? "

Indeed, the tables have turned

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Sounds a great idea.

I'm already practicing the "Oi, get orf my wife" shout !

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ? "

Are you Welsh?

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle


"Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ?

Are you Welsh?"

Out of nowhere I wondered if any sheep would be there ?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ?

Are you Welsh?"

Not Welsh, but I thought with low lighting it could help me avoid 'doing' the same woman twice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking forward to it, will it be clothing optional cos I would like to wear my recently purchased Ram harness ?

Are you Welsh?

Not Welsh, but I thought with low lighting it could help me avoid 'doing' the same woman twice "

"Doing"...? I think you'll have more success with sheep.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"The most depraved filthy barn dance you'll ever go to. Vegetable fun, cattle prod challenge and of course the infamous "Milking Machine".

Location...Norwich area

14th Aug 8pm til 3am

Entrance fees:

Single male - Free

Single Female - £25

Couples - £50

All attendees will be required to show proof of negative Covid and BSE tests

"

It's cheaper for a couple to go in as two singles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can try...everybody is vetted before the event, we dont want dishonest people attending

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Are wellies mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most depraved filthy barn dance you'll ever go to. Vegetable fun, cattle prod challenge and of course the infamous "Milking Machine".

Location...Norwich area

14th Aug 8pm til 3am

Entrance fees:

Single male - Free

Single Female - £25

Couples - £50

All attendees will be required to show proof of negative Covid and BSE tests

"

Sign me up sounds like my kind of party. Will bring my wellies.

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

At this farmers Party, is everyone guaranteed to get their oats ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then? "

It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....

Gob smacked lol

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle


"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?

It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....

Gob smacked lol"

Come on, no female or couple could resist a load of Wuzzels look-a-likes could they. We'd be glad to pay !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?

It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....

Gob smacked lol"

We thought we'd turn the tables, single blokes always get ripped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's gonna be a lot of single guys then?

It's the first time I've seen guys not pay for swinging....

Gob smacked lol

We thought we'd turn the tables, single blokes always get ripped off "

How interesting, good for you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are wellies mandatory "

Wellies will be issued on entry to the venue, you'll need them, it can get pretty messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update! Due to a lot of whinging and whining from angry couples, we have decided to alter the entrance fee for the event. Couples will now be able to attend for £49.50

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"Update! Due to a lot of whinging and whining from angry couples, we have decided to alter the entrance fee for the event. Couples will now be able to attend for £49.50 "

Perfect, at the last 'barn' party I attended the single guys were charged by the 'inch' at the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update! Due to a lot of whinging and whining from angry couples, we have decided to alter the entrance fee for the event. Couples will now be able to attend for £49.50

Perfect, at the last 'barn' party I attended the single guys were charged by the 'inch' at the door "

£2 isn't that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren’t you going to be overrun with single guys and no single women due to your pricing structure? Just asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren’t you going to be overrun with single guys and no single women due to your pricing structure? Just asking "

No, we have two coach loads of local farmers daughters and wives attending, they come every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren’t you going to be overrun with single guys and no single women due to your pricing structure? Just asking

No, we have two coach loads of local farmers daughters and wives attending, they come every year "

Great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is defo a singles event!

hahahaha

Sooo funny!

Cpls could go as singles and ignore each other lol

Win win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected. "

PS I'm sure this happens at most clubs, so you'll be used to it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think it would be more hygienic to disinfect guests on entry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it would be more hygienic to disinfect guests on entry. "

I agree, some nasty infections out there

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle


"We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected. "

Would it not be more in keeping the ethos of the event to have all guests wade through the sheep-dip on entry ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have had a few messages voicing concern over hygiene at our event. To put your minds at rest, at the end of proceedings, everyone will be hosed down and disinfected.

Would it not be more in keeping the ethos of the event to have all guests wade through the sheep-dip on entry ?"

See the post above

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

See the post above "

The hitching post ?

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By *eachesandtatCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

This event is about as real as pamela andersons boobs

Pmsl at the comments!!!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Damn I was so looking forward to going

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Damn I was so looking forward to going "

Is it you who bought the only ticket sold ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I was so looking forward to going

Is it you who bought the only ticket sold ? "

No, it was won in a raffle during our last event at the barn, that's one lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the veg lying around, shall I do a pasty making demo?!

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"With all the veg lying around, shall I do a pasty making demo?!"

Ah Pasty, that's Cornish fast food isn't it ? Doubt they would be in demand, this is Norfolk don't forget, the land of Asparagus tips and Cromer Crabs

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By *hiterosesCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Is this the place you go to get a handjob from Mrs Palm and her SIX lovely daughters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the place you go to get a handjob from Mrs Palm and her SIX lovely daughters?"

That's too subtle for 99% of people on here. I wonder if they've heard of Palmela Handerson....

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Damn I was so looking forward to going

Is it you who bought the only ticket sold ? "

I brought my boots chaps and cowboy hats too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I was so looking forward to going

Is it you who bought the only ticket sold ?

I brought my boots chaps and cowboy hats too

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Its Norwich mate, not effin Dallas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper club asks for ID and such, what are you going to ask for boy, fecking tag numbers?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We all got branded at the last barn party so we can just show our marked rumps

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

I wish this was real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Application of ear tags part of the BDSM area? Hard core guys and girls could be piggy slap marked.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A proper club asks for ID and such, what are you going to ask for boy, fecking tag numbers?

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I imagine the only tag you wear is electronic, we dont want your sort at the barn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all got branded at the last barn party so we can just show our marked rumps"

We'd probably have trouble seeing them amongst all the tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A proper club asks for ID and such, what are you going to ask for boy, fecking tag numbers?

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If you do turn up, you'll be getting a prize marrow rammed up where the sun don't shine, boy

Having said that, you'd probably enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish this was real"

What makes you think it isn't?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

If you do turn up, you'll be getting a prize marrow rammed up where the sun don't shine, boy

Having said that, you'd probably enjoy it "

Don't waste a prize marrow on him. Use a mankey, wonkey mangelwurzel.

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

A daytime event in Norwich would be amazing! We’d definitely attend and know others would as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Todays the day, agricultural antics galore, 10 places left! Get on your tractors and come to Pete's filthy barn dance

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do we all throw the keys of our combine harvesters into a milking bucket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would come but I'm not doing no drilling at the moment. If you rigged a square baler clever, you do automated shibari, that'll be proper fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we all throw the keys of our combine harvesters into a milking bucket ? "

Great idea, back to the 1970s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would come but I'm not doing no drilling at the moment. If you rigged a square baler clever, you do automated shibari, that'll be proper fancy"

We have 2 burly farmhands to show people the ropes, thick as pig shit but they can tie a good knot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a quick thanks to all who attended last night, what a night it was, as deviant and debauched as ever. Also, no arrests this year, and only 2 admissions to Norwich A&E. Here's to our next event.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now really, stop teasing us, where are the pics!!??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now really, stop teasing us, where are the pics!!?? "

There are no cameras allowed at our events

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ? "

Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?

Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men "

I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?

Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men

I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw. "

Well as long as you're not bad tempered, "entitled" or arrogant, you'd be quite welcome.

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?

Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men

I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw.

Well as long as you're not bad tempered, "entitled" or arrogant, you'd be quite welcome. "

Thats not my style so i'll come and mill around for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you accept i.O.U's for entry or will an E.I.E.I.O suffice ?

Oh, I've not heard that one before Our events are free for single men

I would be coming as part of a couple so if it was £50 that would have been the last straw.

Well as long as you're not bad tempered, "entitled" or arrogant, you'd be quite welcome.

Thats not my style so i'll come and mill around for a bit. "

Our next event is in September, might see you there

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By *alton2Couple
over a year ago

huddersfld

Thanks for organising a great evening.

Could any others who were there please verify our account?

Please be discrete about the activities!

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