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Rating: Fabulous
by Oldanbald
18 August 2014
3rd VA festival year running and it never fails to deliver - this year the biggest telly tubby house in the world kept us all safe outside until the foam came out and the band played then it was just chaos - in a good way ! - ty scott and jules for yet another fantastically organised fun weekend - already looking forward to next year x
Rating: Fabulous
by sensualnubian
17 August 2014
I attended the Festival of Fun and this was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative. Prior to attending I had only heard very positive reviews that this club has excellent facilities and is classed as one the best swinging venue in the UK. I can confirm that I concur with observation's of my colleagues. The weekend festival consisted of people setting up tents in the grounds having access to the club and facilities. On Friday evening when I entered the club I was could not believe that so many attractive fit and sexually alluring woman were in one place, I was astounded. Music was on point, bar service excellent and the playing areas are the cleanest and most spacious that I have seen. I must confess that I was lucky to know a few people there as it was not really a Festival for single guys to attend due to number of groups of couples in attendance. I had the most fun with some hottie in my tent, as I was selfish and did not want to share playing with others..more fun for me..the marquee on Saturday with the band and foam party was intrinsically erotic and I do not know how that band managed to entertain with all the palying going on in the audience. The owner of club is very welcoming and ensure that new cummers were looked after..thanxs for the kiss at the bar and attempting to pull me into the foam..thoroughly enjoyed meeting old and new friend..and I am cumming back for all you..what an Altenative..the name is perfectly suited..Sensual Hugs ..SN XX

I attended the Festival of Fun and this was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative. Prior to attending I had only heard very positive reviews that this club has excellent facilities and is classed as one the best swinging venue in the UK. I can confirm that I concur with observations of my colleagues. The weekend festival consisted of people setting up tents in the grounds having access to the club and facilities. On Friday evening when I entered the club I was could not believe that so many attractive fit and sexually alluring woman were in one place, I was astounded. Music was on point, bar service excellent and the playing areas are the cleanest and most spacious that I have seen. I must confess that I was lucky to know a few people there as it was not really a Festival for single guys to attend due to number of groups of couples in attendance. I had the most fun with some hottie's in my tent, as I was selfish and did not want to share playing with others..more fun for me..the marquee on Saturday with the band and foam party was intrinsically erotic and I do not know how that band managed to entertain with all the playing going on in the audience. The owner of club is very welcoming and ensures that new cummers were looked after..thanxs for the kiss at the bar and attempting to pull me into the foam. Thoroughly enjoyed meeting old and new friend..and I am cumming back for all you. What an Altenative..the name is perfectly suited. Sensual Hugs ..SN XX
Rating: Fabulous
by styx1
17 August 2014
Attended the Festival of Fun here with Cheery Cherry with the sole intention of meeting friends we met from another swingers festival. The campsite was in the lush picturesque grounds of the club by a riverbank, and we couldn't ask for a more friendly welcome when we rocked up!

The club itself was very well set out, clean, friendly and what a fantastic hot tub! definitely on our visit list in future....The owners/event organizers were really friendly and a bit mad (Jules)and that made for a memorable fantastic weekend of fun socializing and great entertainment in the inflatable marquee with Band, shows, foam party etc

A massive thank you and well done to all those involved in this event, can't wait for next year as we already have put it in our diary
Rating: Fabulous
by
17 August 2014
I had the very great pleasure of attending the Festival of Fun this weekend and will definitely be attending this venue again. The owners, especially Jules, are as mad as a box of frogs and make you feel totally at ease & welcome. Fantastic facilities, play areas, Jacuzzi and bar area. Clean, smart and well equipped. Thank you x
Rating: Fabulous
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17 August 2014
What an amazing place to go for your first club visit. On the recommendation of my fb I made the 420 mile round trip and was totally blown away by VA's festival weekend. Memorable. Will definitely make the trip again.
Rating: Fabulous
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17 August 2014
Forget Glastonbury, this is the festival everyone should be heading for next year. Great to combine the party atmosphere of live music, camping and swinging and by the huge smiles on the sexy clientele all night, I think everyone was in agreement :-) added sexy shows and stalls combined with a few party extras lol!! all helped and i along with my FB, had a night to remember ;-) x
Rating: Fabulous
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17 August 2014
A last minute decision to visit VA for the first time on Friday night was the right thing to do...not realising it was festival weekend we bumped into lots of sexy people we knew and were invited to stay with friends for the weekend...our evening visit turned into a weekend of sexy fun!!...lots of people weren't surprised the next day to see we had extended our tickets and nipped to tesco for clothes lol....say hi if we met you there!!
Rating: Fabulous
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17 August 2014
Great bar, hot tub and play areas, very welcoming club, Well what can we say just back from the Festival, what a night, live band pole dancers and a lot of lovely couples;-) sexually charged atmosphere, can't fault this club. A lot if work went into organising this event and made it a fantastic night. Scott and Jules have done a great job thank you :-) We'll be back on Sunday :-) xx
Rating: Fun
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17 August 2014
First time last night very nice building and much better lay out than I had thought . Lots of sexy people socialising that's about it . I didn't like the mixed toilets but did like the pool and you put on a great night x
Rating: Fabulous
by The Doudous
6 August 2014
This is what we call a fabulous quality swingers club!!

Quite far from London, ok but so well worth the journey. Hubby and I were so excited to get there and from their great website to the idea of fun, our car trip went very quick as were already dying with excitement!!

On arrival, no disappointment ; it already looked luxurious with great posh surroundings and a sexy reception area. The venue itself is just stunning and well thought after (with a cosy English / Chesterfield style living room with a fire place!). The owner Jules has definitely mastered everything with great success.

The drinks are affordable and you have to use plastic glasses to go to play areas so well done Jules on thinking about safety.

You have to dress down with towels when arriving in the play areas. That is great as we hate voyeurism which can be the case when people just pass fully clothed to stare.

There are lockers, a gigantic hot tub, sexy lights, a hotel and most of all, great company!! We had the fun of our lives with a lovely couple and we are still thinking about it!! ;))

Thanks VA, you will see us back!!!

Muah!! XXXXXX
Rating: Fabulous
by Mr Long
4 August 2014
Visited Vanilla on Saturday night .

Haven't been since march this year . Scot , Jules and Dax were as wonderful as ever the rooms were very clean .lots of sexy people we had a fantastic time . Enjoyed some special fun with a new couple ( D & S ) hoping to catch up with these guys again soon xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
1 August 2014
Attended VA last Friday for the first time as a single guy! I had an awesome night!
Rating: Fabulous
by
29 July 2014
Visited VA on sat night for the first time! We were both nervous as we went through the doors but were soon relaxed when we were shown around. We were very pleased with the cleanliness and how calm the place felt. The guests there were so friendly and made us felt at ease. We didnt think that we would have played on the first visit but we did and enjoyed ourselves so much. We would recommend this place and hope to go there again.
Rating: Fabulous
by gorgeouslyyours
20 July 2014
Been to VA twice now... First was a quieter Friday and 2 nd a fun packed Saturday. On both occassions I can say the place was immaculate classy and clean ..... The staff and owners are the business ... And such great kissers Whoa...... Each time we have been lucky enough to stay in room 5. Its the bees knees... The bar is reasonably priced with some cool vodka mixes and jules special cocktail is wicked .. Shame its such a distance but we will definately return again asap .... Thanks so much to everyone that made our nights x x
Rating: Fabulous
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20 July 2014
If we could pick this club up and move it 180 miles closer with the the owners and staff in it we would be in there every week. It is spotless, classy and you are made to feel so welcome & comfortable. The place filled up very well by 10pm and by midnight all the numerous beds in the play rooms were full not to mention the jacuzzi which we enjoyed. The owners really are special people we had a really late night on the Friday before getting down to The VA on the Saturday and by 2am were do for. We asked Jules the lady who owns it with her partner to get us a cab 5 minted later she came to get us I asked her were the taxi was she said she didn't order one and she would be taking us back to the hotel & she wouldn't take a penny from us. We will be getting some of our friends in the north together who haven't been so so we can show the club off to them and a small repayment for their fantastic hospitality and kindness. A truly wonderful place run and staffed by truly wonderful people.. We will be back in for guys as soon as we can xxx
Rating: OK
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20 July 2014
We tried Vanilla Alternative after reading so good reviews and seeing the great website. When we arrived we were well received and the club was very well presented. The bar area and chill out zones were great. Sadly for us, the play area was a bit too open and lacked any areas where you can lock the door or know you are being watched but still have a little privacy. Also we were told, that if we wanted to be in the play rooms we had to strip, so that meant moving from the bar area (swapping our drinks from glass glasses to plastic glasses)and then getting changed into a towel before walking around the play rooms. This killed it for us, as we find the whole sexy lingerie / outfit side of it very erotic and much better than just a towel or naked body. The hot tub looked fantastic but was rammed full of people and for us was just to full. So whilst we cannot fault the friendly staff and clean surroundings we doubt we will be returning to the VA
Rating: Fun
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16 July 2014
This was our first ever swingers club and in hindsight a great place to start. We have been back since as well but never got round to writing a review until now.

The club is well presented and very clean throughout. Considering this was our first swingers club the nerves soon went when we met the staff on reception and they showed is round. Theres good music, a purely couples room, lots of beds, a great jacuzzi and so on.

If your thinking of trying a club for your first time we really think this is the place to go :)

Rating: Fabulous
by romeojuliet
13 July 2014
We have been there last Friday and Saturday. Friday we stayed at the VA hotel, the hotel was clean and comfortable. Did what was ment to do. The staff were all 5*.It was our first time in a swingers club so we were a bit nervous but soon we were shown around by a charming female staff and it made us feel more comfortable. Excellent environment, amazing hot tub and we met some sexy people. We will be there again soon and will take on full membership for sure. Definitely recommend. Xx
Rating: Fun
by JK4ME
13 July 2014
Went to VA for the first time last night, found it to be a really clean upmarket venue with lots of super sexy couples, had a great time will deffo be going back xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Aminneedofit
13 July 2014
Went to VA for the first time last night and had a fantastic time. The place was really well appointed and there were loads of great people. Met some lovely couples. A bit more up market than some other clubs!! Love the hot tub, staff were friendly. looking forward to coming back!!!
Rating: Fabulous
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12 July 2014
Been before and glad I decided to go again tonight music and food was good but the group of people that turned up were great and having lots of kinky fun ,can't wait to go back again already
Rating: Fabulous
by Steed99
10 July 2014
Just back from VA's 1st Wednesday chillout. What it lacked in numbers it made up for in quality. A couple of regular faces and also some first timers. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves in the wonderful big hot tub. Hope everyone returns for more of the same.
Rating: Fabulous
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6 July 2014
We enjoyed our first time at a club on Saturday and I believe we couldn't have chosen a better club for our first adventure into the lifestyle. About the club.. Hotel room fresh and clean lovely play areas and Wow!! What an amazing hot tub, if it wasn't as busy in there I could have done a few lengths ( pardon the pun ) it was huge and the play areas around it was just so sexy, didn't play with anyone else but hey ho.. We hope to attend on a Friday night as a treat for the wife.. So for any newbies like us, you couldn't want for a better club to cut your teeth on.. Thank you VA keep up the good work
Rating: Fabulous
by HollyBlue
5 July 2014
3rd visit last night, very quiet, but the usual friendly staff, spotless facilities and horny atmosphere meant we had a great night.

Didn't play with anyone, but enjoyed being watched by several men. They can get a bit too close, but are respectful. If you ask for space they respond immediately.

We hope Friday nights are not always so quiet?

We will definitely return!
Rating: Fabulous
by Beard-lincoln
29 June 2014
Wow what a fantastic club. I'd read all the wonderful reviews but it was even better in the flesh.

Wonderful staff and clients.

Best hot tub I've ever been in. And the beds and rooms are so cosy and relaxing.

This is how all clubs should be.
Rating: Fabulous
by bearandbunnykins
29 June 2014
Visited VA on several occasions over the past few weeks and always received a warm welcome. Last night was our first Saturday in a long while however and it was great to see so many wonderful people socialising and playing. The hot tub was full as were the play areas, it was terrific to see plenty of interaction between people. Always a great atmosphere at VA, therefore highly recommended. See you all again soon x
Rating: Fabulous
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23 June 2014
Attended weekend just gone on the Friday night instead of Saturday. First time in a few months and I can happily say it's still as great as I remembered last time. Met up with a few fellow friends and enjoyed the fun, in the hot tub, on the beds!!! Lovely friendly atmosphere and staff very nice and friendly. Hoping to attend again real soon!!!
Rating: Fabulous
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22 June 2014
We went on Saturday night for Milfy's party. Great venue, great people, great hot tub which is huge and great facilities. Played together in the open area while watching others, such a turn on. Will definitely be going back. It just felt like a true 'private member's club'.
Rating: Fabulous
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22 June 2014
Well........!!

Our first ever swinging club experience on Friday, but will definitely be back! Friday was great with singles, but looking forward to Saturday nights, for couples only.

Staff so friendly, everybody relaxed & genuinely respectful.

Venue very clean & good size.

Yep - 5 Stars! Wow, wow, wow! xxxxx
Rating: OK
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22 June 2014
last night was our first visit , great place , we definitely go back gain and again
Rating: Fabulous
by fruit
21 June 2014
Haven't attended in well over a year til last night. Was a great one as always. A varity of people and a few lush singles there. Stunning venue and I need to get there again soon. Certainly a club to try if you haven't attended yet. Lush xxx

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