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Rating: Fabulous
by Phoenixcouplexx
17 February 2014
We had a fantastic night at the valentines party on the 15th. Loads of sexy couples in attendance and everyone seemed to be in the party mood.

We have been to VA a few times now and it has never let us down on any of those occasions. Even when our pre-arranged meets have let us down we have still had a great night at the club. Which is exactly what happened Saturday.

Out if all the clubs we have visited so far VA is the only one we have found that for us has it all.

If you are considering a first club visit the VA's relaxed atmosphere and easy going crowd are perfect.

The play areas were packed Saturday night and maybe could do with one or two more private areas. Perhaps give up some of the snug area to more play areas? Just some thoughts.

Either way, we love it and have already planned our return...

Xxxxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Jessie n Woody
17 February 2014
Been to VA a few times now, just gets better and better. Last nights Valentines party was especially WOW!

Jules, Scott and their fantastic team certainly know how to create a club that stands out from the rest. Nothing is ever too much for any member of staff. They really do go that extra mile to make sure everyone has an enjoyable evening. Right from your initial introductory tour and every repeat visit, because go back.....you definitely will.

The club itself is well laid out, spotlessly clean. Amazing Jacuzzi! Good choice of drinks at competitive prices.

Looking forward to spending many more evenings there :)

J&W xx
Rating: Fabulous
by shavenbabe01
16 February 2014
we have been attending VA for a year now and thought we would leave this review

the club is owned by a lovely family who along with their hard working and pleasant team provide a high class professional well run establishment

the club is aesthetically pleasing very clean and safe

on arrival you are greeted at reception and instantly made to feel welcome and relaxed

once signed in you are offered a show round and introduced to others to help break the ice

the club itself has various plush play areas decorated to a high standard and also a couples only area and few discreet areas for more privacy

the lounge area is very comfortable chilled with dim lighting which creates a sexy ambience

there is a large bar( prices are in line with many clubs n pubs) and socialising area including dance floor and pole

the dj plays a variety of tunes including the latest up to date sounds

the hot tub area is fantastic probably 1 of the biggest tubs you will see in a club always smells fresh and clean

whilst in this area soft chilled music is played creating a sexy atmosphere

lockers are provided which also include fresh towels saving you the hassle of taking your own

a hot and cold buffet is provided free of charge and the quality of food is of a high standard and there is always plenty to go round

there is also a hotel attached to the club providing en-suite accommodation and the rooms are of a good standard

we have met many nice people of all shapes and sizes and backgrounds over this past year nobody is judged in anyway everybody is made to feel welcome

the dress code is relaxed but always smart and sexy and the theme nights are fantastic people make a real effort to get involved

nothing is ever too much trouble for the VA team always willing to go that extra mile to ensure their guests have a fantastic visit

we have been in this scene for many years and visited lots of other clubs both in the uk and abroad

we agree that all clubs are different as are the people who attend the various clubs

but in our opinion the VA is the cleanest safest best and non pushy club we have been to

its friendly fun and non clique

it has many regulars as do all clubs with many newbies each week who are welcomed in by all

we look forward to spending many more great nights at VA and meeting many more of you wonderful like minded people
Rating: Fabulous
by
16 February 2014
Another fab night at the sexy VA. Each time we go it gets better and better. From 8'some couple fun to a get opportunity for sexy socialising.

Loving it at VA. GeeK's
Rating: Fabulous
by Just Jessie
16 February 2014
Been to VA a few times now, just gets better and better. Last nights Valentines party was especially WOW!

Jules, Scott and their fantastic team certainly know how to create a club that stands out from the rest. Nothing is ever too much for any member of staff. They really do go that extra mile to make sure everyone has an enjoyable evening. Right from your initial introductory tour and every repeat visit, because go back.....you definitely will.

The club itself is well laid out, spotlessly clean. Amazing Jacuzzi! Good choice of drinks at competitive prices.

Looking forward to spending many more evenings there :)

J&W xx

Rating: Fabulous
by punkcpl
16 February 2014
visited the club for the first time for valentines weekend and what a lovely place, it's so clean and well priced, great bar and food provided, no pressure at all but had ALOT of fun!!!! well what can I say about the staff they really went the extra mile and made us feel so comfy and welcome it's a great family run buisness would recommend to anyone of any age and any experience! unfortunately my patner suffers with fits and had one on the saturday day time and had to stay in hospital but when i returned late saturday night they had cleaned our room for us packed all our stuff up and invited me for some food and drink as I was quite upset! they even didn't get arsey when we got locked out of our room a million times! ;) will be visiting again real soon! :)
Rating: Fabulous
by EYESOFBLUE74
15 February 2014
Visited this club last night what a friendly welcoming club very clean very sexy people one of the biggest hot tubs I've seen in a club...a return is definitely on the cards

thank you
Rating: Fabulous
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15 February 2014
Cannot wait to visit this club again. It's just gets better and better each time. The people I meet, the fun I have. Thank you.
Rating: OK
by Spice of life 79
15 February 2014
Went to this club last night and wow had such an amazing night especially in hot tub ,,if you saw me there please say hi
Rating: OK
by
8 February 2014
We've been to this club a few times, It's hosts couldn't be more welcoming, there is no pressure to play however we have become more and more playful on each visit :-) It's classy and has the biggest hot tub you have ever seen :-)

We love this club and will be spending a lot more time there this year. Have fun and say hello ;-) T&I Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by ted and lexy
7 February 2014
we go every week and love.Everyone says its the best and we agree.

The front half of the club is like a nite club for grown ups. Great to socialise and chat with separate areas to sit and chat and a smokers area outside. the hot tube is huge and its a great place to sit back and look at whats going on in the play room. Also a place where some relax and let the sexy fun begin.

The playrooms are set back through a corridor so you have a great fun social side to the club and the play rooms for if you find something or someone you fancy. Its a plush fun sexy place but sociable and no pressure to do anything you don't want to do. It also serves a buffet and has a fully licenced bar with drinks sold at pub prices. The reason we have kept to this club for so long is we feel its got everything we want and anywhere else for us would be a disappointment.
Rating: Fabulous
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3 February 2014
Attended VA on Saturday for a friends 40th birthday, As always a great night was had by all! We could be found on the dance floor for most of the night (great set DJ!) and sadly the evening went way too fast...but not to worry, we made up for lost time in our room after! ;0)

Actually, we really shouldn't keep leaving veri's for this little treasure of a club because all the rooms in the hotel section of the venue get booked up way too quickly as it is!!

Even though it's quite a Road trip away, it's well worth the journey and remains our favourite place for a naughty weekend away! ;0)

Until next time sexpots

Rudetwo2 xx
Rating: Fabulous
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2 February 2014
This was our second visit and we had such a fab time!

We only played together last time, as it was the first time going to a club, but this visit was very different lol

We got chatting to 2 couples in the bar. After chatting for a while we all moved into the already busy hot tub. We then went into the couples only area and there where 4 couples and Sharon having a fab play time together.

This place is so friendly. The staff are so friendly we feel so at home.

Make the move and make the first visit, you wont regret it. There is no pressure here to do anything at all. Cant recommend this club enough!
Rating: Fun
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2 February 2014
This was our second time here and again had a fantastic time, our first night was our night and spent time getting to know the place and have quality sexy time on the beds and jacuzzi, this time was Sharon's birthday and what a packed night there was a good mixture of people no one felt uncomfortable or was made to feel uncomfortable, after fun in the jacuzzi we met a very sexy couple where once we finally found a spare bed (so busy there was no space ) we got together and had some cheeky foursome fun, fab night fantastic staff, great drink prices and can't wait till the next time
Rating: Fabulous
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2 February 2014
This was our first time at this club and we have to say its the best we have ever been to we was wellcome from the min we got there the club is perfect and outstanding Clean the play rooms are set perfect and we thort we had a big hottub theres is massive Gotta get one now lol every couple we saw or spock to was so sexy and easy to get on with We cant wait to come again please get down this club and check it out your selfs thanks for a perfect saterday nite
Rating: Fun
by Chalk2cheese
2 February 2014
Shaven Birthday Bash it was very busy good crowd in friendly people good music Martin thanks for playing my song have not heard it in while and watched steve dance the night away hot tub was very busy xxDaisy steve
Rating: OK
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2 February 2014
We visited last night for our 2nd visit for Sexy Sharon's birthday & this was fabulous :)

It was very busy last night & we struggled to find somewhere to play as at times it was queueing room only :(( ... There were a couple if couples that tried to take the whole bed space near the hot tubs which made it & cut short our fun at one point- just wish some couples would think of others wanting space for pleasure too !!!

However, the staff & the couple we hooked up with finally made it a good night ...

We would come again but maybe be more assertive to keep hold of our space !

Rockape & Kopgirl x
Rating: Fabulous
by nrx1
1 February 2014
Wow...Great to be back at this this fantastic venue, Oh how we have missed it after 12 weeks of non playing. Great to see nothing has changed

Great Welcoming staff..Drinks still at pub prices..You still don't have to be a body beautiful and It still doesn't cost a fortune to visit. How bizarre

See you soon xxxx
Rating: Fabulous
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29 January 2014
I attended this club last Saturday night. It was very busy but wow, some great people there. Had a lovely swapped play in the hot tub, steamy and horny. Lots of play on the beds and it certainly got very intense at times. I wouldn't hesitate about attending again. x
Rating: Fabulous
by Funandfilthy
26 January 2014
After several recommendations we chose VA as our first visit on the scene, and oh did we make the right decision. Sharon and Martin were the perfect hosts (thank you both). The club is very clean and friendly, with the bar and disco area a great place for introductions, it was the hot tub area that we spent most of our time. Thank you to all for making us welcome and relaxed and to one particular couple, who will remain nameless, who were pretty amazed that TJ squirted on her first ever visit to a club. We would recommend this club to anyone new or old to the scene and will certainly be visiting again.
Rating: Fabulous
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23 January 2014
We have only been on the scene for 6 months, so did lots of research before daring to attend our first club....This club stood out for us and after plucking up the courage and going to VA we have never looked back! On 1st Feb it will be our third time here and the only thing getting us through January lol...let's just say Sam and 5 other girls made good use of the big round bed and hoping to beat that record this time round!

Venue is spotlessly clean, fresh and inviting. Lots of space to play or socialise and the hotel just above is a brilliant idea!

They have a licensed bar, run by the lovely owners and "extended family" and a dance floor with a pole if you're feeling brave! Good music, brilliant atmosphere and at the end of the night you get fed too (after using up all that energy!) The only downside is the evening always goes too quick....until 1st feb sexpots! Xx

Rating: Fabulous
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19 January 2014
We have been visiting this club mainly on Friday evenings since May 2013 and can't fault it. The staff are friendly, the surroundings and facilities are brilliant, the rooms are perfect for staying over and last but not least we have met and keep in contact with some great people.

Keep up the good work and see you in February.

K & J.
Rating: Fun
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19 January 2014
Our first visit at VA a couple of weeks ago ... Was a little quiet initially, but that soon changed once we overcame the openness of the jacuzzi & the beds opposite. We had the pleasure of having some fun with Sharon.. Lovely lady :)

We look forward to visiting again in a couple of weeks xx
Rating: Fabulous
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14 January 2014
I’ve been to this venue several times now- the sort of place you count the days until its Friday again!, It's size and layout provides a great atmosphere for both social and sexual fun. Until recently I thought it could not be bettered, until I attended a couple’s night with a female friend for the club’s Xmas bash…and probably had my best club night ever…it was such a hot and sexy night! So if you are looking for great place to have fun on a Friday or Saturday night…this is the place !
Rating: Fabulous
by Steed99
14 January 2014
Having checked, I can’t believe it’s 11 months ago since I last left a review about this wonderful club. As they say “Time flies when you’re having fun” and with epic events such as the Festival of Fun and New Year’s Eve plus countless Friday nights since then, this club is, without doubt, a really fun place to be.

As someone who runs a small business myself, I know the passion required to live the dream. Jules and Scott set their sights high when designing this venue and the result is a magical mix of sumptuous surroundings, spacious and sexy play areas, lively bar and dance floor, relaxing lounge and overnight accommodation for those who want to stay.

The family management team together with the rest of the lovely people who work here provide a warm welcome to all visitors, many of whom travel great distances to visit this very special adult night spot. First timers will experience a full guided tour before joining others in the bar or lounge. Everyone is so friendly. Conversation flows and no one is left to feel isolated.

This friendly atmosphere then moves into and around the huge hot tub. Sometimes conversation, sometimes play, sometimes a mixture of both but always respectful. Visitors are from all walks of life and cover a wide mix of ages but here in the hot tub or surrounding play areas, everyone is here to have fun and it acts as a great leveller.

I find my regular Friday night visit to Vanilla Alternative a wonderful way of rounding off a busy working week, chatting to friends and new visitors, enjoying a couple of drinks, sampling the tasty buffet, relaxing in the hot tub and ….well, come and find out for yourself!

Rating: Fabulous
by Genblack4play
13 January 2014
This club never ceases to be fun. Even when you think, oh!! its gonna be a quite night. The horny guests make it into a great naughty night of fun. Staff are great and friendly. Just wish it was closer. Always worth the drive though.
Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
12 January 2014
I love the the Vanilla Alternative and have been going since it opened.

Last night I went to celebrate the birthday of a close friend and they even provided a suprise cake.

The club is classy and had great ambiance, with more social and a couples area, all luxuriously decorated and spotlessly clean... My favourite place is the hot tub though... It's very large and really fun to play in.

The team of staff are hardworking and do everything they can to help you enjoy your night.

My favourite club, see you there!
Rating: OK
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12 January 2014
We visited VA on Friday night, it's our fifth visit to this very nice classy club, we met a great guy and sound a reasonably private bed in a room where we drew the curtains hoping for a little privacy, we were in the middle of a really good session of a threesome with our new fried when this huge woman and a guy came in and walked over our clothes and got on the end of the bed and started to have fun, the guy we had met was a little shy and we were all put of buy the size of her, it was a pity that such ignorant and rude people are permitted into such a great club, we hope they know who they are as I'm sure we left them in no doubt of the fact that they had ruined our fun, just one suggestion to the owners of VA, you need a few rooms where couples can have a little privacy when they want it, not everyone wants to be out in the open public area where the communal fun takes place, great club but needs some privacy

Rating: Fabulous
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12 January 2014
Absolutely loved the hot tub. Had some very nawty fun in it ;-)
Rating: Fabulous
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12 January 2014
Absolutely loved the hot tub. Had some very nawty fun in it ;-)
Rating: Fabulous
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11 January 2014
"Quiet tonight possibly" they told me at reception!!!!!!!!

Well they obviously didn't see the play area near the hot tub at midnight!!!!!!! It was very very busy and I had a wonderful time at the VA - I cannot wait to go back, beautiful venue and such great clientele.

Made a fool of myself looking for a drink under a mattress, long story but hopefully I recovered the situation lol x BadBoyGood

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