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Rating: Fabulous
by princessandpacman
15 March 2015
Perfect visit to the VA for their 4th Birthday party. Great club, lots of space and facilities ... and the sexiest couples! Stayed overnight (and even had goodies bag in our room. We'll be back soon!!! xx
Rating: Fun
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14 March 2015
Had a Fun night at VA, the club is big with lots of different areas. Everything is done to a high standard. Will definitely make a return visit :)
Rating: Fabulous
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11 March 2015
Went to this club today excellent club, anyone thinking of dipping their feet into the swinging scene, a great place to start. Very well organised, great staff and over all great club
Rating: Fabulous
by mona29
11 March 2015
I attended The MILf today at the VA classy, well organised party,love the new hot tub, friendly welcoming staff, met old friends and new ones. It has been fab day. Thank you lexy and Ted. Xxxx

Rating: Fabulous
by lovediamonds
8 March 2015
Fabulous night again at VA last night. Clean, friendly, hot tub to die for, ultimate place to unwind after a week at work. Thanks everyone for making it such a great night.
Rating: Fabulous
by FANTASYCOMETRUE
8 March 2015
Our first visit to VA in over a year, and it's as good as ever. Lovely decor, classy atmosphere, great hot tub and lots of places to play. We had a great night, thanks especially to our new friends Rachel and Andy - get in touch if you read this ;)
Rating: Fabulous
by Unforgetable...
8 March 2015
Had a fantastic weekend at VA as usual ! It remains our top club to visit by far .. Just wish we could come more often ! The family that run it are amazing people, nothing is ever too much and they make you feel comfortable and welcome, the refurbishments look fantastic, although we thought the hot tub room was great before it now looks even better, so classy it looks better than most 5 star spa getaways - This place is easily the best club we have ever been to regarding the decor, cleanliness and not to meantion the quality of people that attend, there is never a dull moment here, and always lots of fun !!!
Rating: Fabulous
by
8 March 2015
Our first time at VA and certainly not our last!

Amazing clean and classy place with a very relaxed sexy vibe. The large hot tub is a real highlight. A really well thought out well run club. We stayed over in the hotel, we had a room with a shared bathroom. Our room was clean, comfortable, the bathroom was only shared with one other room and was decorated to a very high standard.

Can't wait to go again. :)
Rating: Fabulous
by Steed99
7 March 2015
Met lots of really nice people at Frisky Friday. Good to see the revamped hot tub room. New flooring, new main play beds and updated lighting. Well done to the VA team for all the hard work over the past week. As always at VA's, everyone got on really well. This club just keeps getting better and better!
Rating: Fun
by
1 March 2015
Attended the 4th birthday party last night, with a hottie from another site. Big thank you to Lexy for the tour and easing her nerves. The club was busy and everyone had a great night. Think we broke the world record, for the most people playing in a hot tub lol. All the staff were great and worked so hard to ensure everyone had fun. Looking forward to the next party night at VA Rob x
Rating: Fabulous
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26 February 2015
1st visit last Friday and have to say it was amazing from when we arrived till when we left, can't wait to go again.. Thank you to all the staff very friendly and genuine. Xxxxxxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Pinky Perky69
22 February 2015
Stayed over the weekend, 1st the room spot on exactly what we wanted and more than we expected (same room next time please ;-) x) 2nd Staff from initial greet to club tour all excellent 3rd Club, classy, sexy, inviting, well laid out and something for all. Summary Run by genuine people, with a great friendly staff team, excellent facilities and a very sexy feel. Look forward to our next visit when we hope to fully enjoy all the facilities and make new friends....p.s. If you stay the night look out for the Towel Designs in your room !! They are an art form!! x....
Rating: Fabulous
by lovediamonds
22 February 2015
A beautifully kept club, ideal surroundings to unwind. Dance floor, bar, buffet, best tub in the area, excellent lighting and lots of clean, comfortable places to play.. Love the open plan, far better than rabbit warren rooms people can lock themselves away in, come on we're not at home now! All round fabulous, shows up the other club further up the A1 but all accounting for taste... Will become a favourite place for us to socialise, relax and hopefully make new friends as we did last night. Thank you to all the staff involved and M & M for their saucy addition to out night xx
Rating: Fabulous
by OpenCoupleSW
20 February 2015
It was our first time at VA last Saturday night's Valentine's Party. What a fun time we had. The place is very welcoming although very secure.

Being a hotel you can book a room to spend the night in, but they book up very quickly. Thankfully there's a Travelodge and Premier Inn not far up the A1 to the North.

Loved the fact this place has a proper bar so you don't have to take your own. Hottub is a nice size although it didn't seem to have any jets going when we were there. It was rather full of horny people though;-)

Best of all are the people we met there. Definitely some beautiful people attend this club and we look forward to a return visit.
Rating: Fabulous
by mona29
16 February 2015
Friday 13 I went to VA Valentines evening first time as single woman got warm welcome been showed around the around clean nice big pool, staff are friendly, relaxed atmosphere, loved there, it was a busy night full of sexy couples and single guys met some lovely people had a fabulous night playing and chatting the evening. Look forward too next visit. Thank you xx

Rating: Fun
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15 February 2015
Our first and definately NOT our last visit to this well set up venue. The very hardworking staff are incredibly friendly and helpful and a credit to the owners, Scott and Jules. They, in turn, are approachable, sexy and work at making sure everyone enjoys their time at the club.

The club itself is amazing, tastefully decorated and superbly laid out, providing a mix of social, lively, private and playful!! We would suggest that first timers either pick a quieter night..... The playrooms were packed and heaving (in a good way!)..... Or bagsy a bed at opening time!!

Bacon sarnies at 2am were life savers...... But I would suggest that on a busy night extra staff could be available to assist with over 100 people trying to settle their tabs simultaneously. Not a criticism though as we didn't see anyone lose their cool.

We also stayed in the hotel and loved our red room :)) the bed was comfy, the room was clean and beautifully set out for Valentines Day (actually the ONLY pic we could put on Facebook for our unsuspecting vanilla friends who were asking how our weekend was!!). The breakfast was lovely and a great way to set us up for the 2.5 hours journey home. We plan to return...... While the private couples room was perfect (cross was a fabulous and enlightening touch!), we are itching to sample the hedonistic pleasures of the playrooms and tub!

Rating: Fabulous
by rawsex99
15 February 2015
Our first time at VA and it lived up to the expectations...great atmosphere and varied crowd..a real bar feel which makes the thought of play even more exciting. The buffet was a nice touch..

If anything could be improved it would be the lighting in the play areas...its too dark...the bodies all look a blur and you cant see who you are rubbing up against!

The damp smell from the hottub room could be improved with a non carpeted flooring?

We had a great time tho and will be returning..
Rating: Fabulous
by HandM84
15 February 2015
This was our first visit to VA and what a great way to spend Valentines.......

Despite being INCREDIBLY busy, Scott, Jules and the team were happy, helpful, and worked their little socks off to make sure we all had a great evening.

The club itself is sexy but classy, not the least bit seedy and has plenty of rooms and places to play. Full of very sexy people too ;-) We missed out on the huge hot tub this time but we will definitely be back!

The ensuite rooms we booked were tastefully decorated, and perfect for an overnight stay. Bacon rolls at 2am post steamy fun is totally inspired.......and as for breakfast! Lush!

Thanks guys, it was FAB!!! Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Jflovers
15 February 2015
Valentines night party was excellent this was our third visit to VA and it will definitely won't be our last well worth the 2 1/2 hour drive thanks to Scott ,jules, and staff for great club experience with great sexy people we would highly recommend vanilla alternative to any couples,or singles x WxDx
Rating: OK
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12 February 2015
Attended VA daytime "the MILF club" yesterday.

Very well organised and great staff!

Lovely people, met old and new faces.

I will return next time :-)

Rating: Fabulous
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12 February 2015
I attended the 'Milf Club' event at VA's yesterday and it allowed me the chance to catch up with some FAB friends.

The venue is excellent, easy to get to, friendly staff and plenty of well designed space to fulfil any fantasy.

Thank you for being great hosts and hope to see you again soon.

Rating: Fabulous
by
12 February 2015
Visited VA for the 1st time , great atmosphere , very good surroundings , great play rooms , hot tub was very relaxing with plenty going on , clean , good priced bar and some gorgeous looking ladies and was lucky enough to find a very sexy petite playmate for some horny fun .
Rating: Fun
by ryan7802
12 February 2015
Went to the MILF Club in the day - was a great afternoon - really well organised by Lexy and Ted and a nice crowd - definitely recommended for anybody who can get onto the guest list. Suggest that Perhaps the MILF cub can become a club in its own right since it has become such a popular event - looking forward already to the event in March
Rating: OK
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11 February 2015
Had my first invite today and what a place lovely staff and really clean thank you can't wait to be invited back lots of fun had

Thank you

J
Rating: OK
by jessie65
11 February 2015
Have had the pleasure off being invited twice to this awesome club for daytime parties. Very clean and well decorated. Staff are great cannot fault them. Cant wait till next party
Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
11 February 2015
Just attended the second Mild Club hosted at the Vanilla Alternative. It was wonderful, friendly staff as always, very well attended (with a waiting list) and a really buzzing atmosphere.

A really awesome event and in the daytime too!
Rating: Fabulous
by Fitnfirey
8 February 2015
First time visit last nite . Very classy and great facilities , so many attractive people in there too .... And my new favourite place in the world .... Is Their pool. Think it was a lot of other people's too . Perfect place to chill and have some sexy fun.
Rating: Fun
by Jayman2002
2 February 2015
My second visit, but first time to a couples only night, was not a disappointment in the slightest. The other guests were friendly and approachable. The staff are brilliant fun and still maintain a good level of professionalism. The venue itself is plush and very welcoming. I can't wait to return.
Rating: Fabulous
by Funskiss99
2 February 2015
Another great night at VA we managed to get a room this time which was nice, very clean and bed was really comfy. It was freezing on Saturday and we had a warm welcome from the staff and the room was lovely and warm.

We had a lovely night we met some friends we had met at Spice last year which was unexpected but we had a lovely night.

The hot tub was lots of fun too ??

Rating: Fabulous
by Spice of life 79
1 February 2015
Went to this club last night with a friend of mine

And wow what a great club

As soon as we arrived we got a very warm welcome

There were loads of couples there last night and everyone with exception to a minor few were dressed very elegant and sophisticated which shows just what a top class club this is

The buffer was amazing love those home made sausage rolls mm want the recipe please

Everybody there seemed very sociable and relaxed I thouraoughly enjoyed my visit
Rating: Fabulous
by
1 February 2015
Another brilliant night at V.A and another great overnight stay!

Such a sexy atmosphere and very sexy people and staff! Can't wait for the next time xx

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