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Fabulous
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12 October 2014
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| Our second visit to VA last night and we loved it! Very busy, fun and loads of sexy couples everywhere!!!
The staff and hosts are amazing, loads of shot's were being thrown at us, I had a giggle on the dancefloor with some other sexy ladies and playing on the pole!
Can't wait to go back :) |
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Fabulous
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12 October 2014
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| Another hot and horny night at the fabulous VA. Never disappoints. Just wish they could pick it up and bring it a little closer. :-). Xxx |
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Fabulous
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12 October 2014
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| Very overdue review for my favourite and indisputably the best & classiest club in the UK. This is the Ritz to all the Travel lodges out there
The facilities are sumptuous & opulent, it's full of a friendly , fun filled, sexy clientele and Jules, Scott & all the staff & hosts make you more than welcome. Their sense of humour is as wicked as the rest of them , but you can be assured of a warm welcome.
I play as a single girl & always feel safe & secure here & there are quite a number of people travelling many miles to visit, so plenty of 'variety is the spice of life' to sample ;)
One final thing is to highly recommend the event nights & especially the annual festival of fun - if your swinging club doesn't let you party naked in the foam to a live band, well I think you need to try somewhere new ...
Because you really don't know what your missing x |
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Fabulous
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29 September 2014
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| Another fab sexy friendly warm welcome at VA xx
The bar staff, Jules and Scott we always look after each and every person who walks through there door with a warm welcome which makes u feel at ease xx
Beautiful venue and hubby and I had a great evening stayed in the hotel also our room was amazing xxxx thanks guys massive hugs see u all on spooky Halloween !!! |
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Fabulous
by nrx1
29 September 2014
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| Attend VA's again on Friday after quite a long absence.
Still the great place it as always been. The evening was less busy than usual (Guess due to major road works on the A1).
However the atmosphere was electric, the people were elegant, and a couple of Single Guys were particularly very naughty.
Will be back real soon
R & S xx |
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Fabulous
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28 September 2014
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| This was our first time and we found The Vanilla Alternative to be an amazingly friendly and relaxed venue. Everything was clean, the staff are extremely friendly and nothing is too much trouble. We also stayed in the hotel which is clean and comfortable. We met so many lovely people and had the the most incredible night with one gorgeous couple. |
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Fabulous
by Lovers692
28 September 2014
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| Really great club went on the 27th September staff are very friendly so felt comfortable straight away the club it's self is spotless and we stayed in the hotel which is lovely thanks guys for a great night we will be back |
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Fun
by basques and boxers
28 September 2014
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| This is only the second time we have been here but last night very friendly something maybe to do with my outfit but hey Ho if people chat to you so much the better! !! Not that busy but enough people for a party! Very clean and looking forward to another visit with a very naughty pair!!! You know who you are lol!!! Xx |
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Fabulous
by Nawty_twosome
24 September 2014
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| Just want to add, in case our last post was taken in a negative way, that this is the best club in the country and the hotel is excellent value for the money and us much cheaper and much much more convenient than staying at a nearby local hotel, the fact that you can pop back and forth to your room as and when you need is also a real plus. The problem with the shower was a pain but we are sure it was a one off.
So in closing, if you are thinking of going to a club, GO TO THE VA, it's simply the best and well worth the two and a bit hour drive each way that we have :)
Definitely a five star club x |
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Fabulous
by KJ1188
17 September 2014
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| This is without doubt one of the best clubs in the UK.Classy, elegant, sexy decor wit a membership to match. I have had some truly brilliant evenings there. My only complaint is why isn't it nearer London????!!!
Looking forward to getting back there soon and renewing old acquaintances. |
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Fabulous
by Nawty_twosome
16 September 2014
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| Our 4th visit on Saturday and apart from a delay in the hotel opening times and the next to useless shower in the room, the club itself was fab and we met some lovely sexy couples and had lots of fab fun, will def go back x |
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Fabulous
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14 September 2014
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| Last night was our 4th visit to this outstanding club so we thought it was about time we reviewed it!
Our first ever experience was at this club last December and we were amazed at how classy and fun and relaxed it is.
Every time we have visited be it on a Friday or Saturday night it is full of beautiful friendly people who just make it a great night.
We've also stayed at the hotel and again we can't fault it!
Last night we stayed over with a friend so an extra bed was put in our room!
We were very impressed with the huge bedroom, sexy decor and amazing bath and shower !
In our opinion V.A is definitely one of the best clubs around and a brilliant start if you are new to all of this.
Thanks for so many amazing nights, we are already planning the next visit xx |
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Fabulous
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7 September 2014
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| Had a wonderful night in VA , although very quiet the people we did meet were so nice. can speak highly enough of the staff there. This is what all club should aspire to. |
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Fabulous
by Genblack4play
6 September 2014
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| VA came up trumps again. Never mind the quantity its the quality of horny fun people this club attracts. I had a awesome time with some very sexy couples. Shame I didn't get to meet the tasty single female until I was going home Wah!!. But hats off to Jules & Scott for running this 1st class adult fun establishment. |
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Fabulous
by Greedy_for_fun
25 August 2014
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| We attended the 'behind closed doors' party last night. Quieter than the last one but oh so much more fun. As usual the staff and owners bent over backwards to facilitate the needs of the guests, the venue was spotless, the hot tub hot and the music just right. Plenty of sexy fun all over the venue and we had more than our fair share I'm sure ;)
If you haven't been before why not? If you have and you didn't attend last night then you missed out on one hell of a fun night. We'll be back as soon as we can xx |
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Fabulous
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24 August 2014
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| Out 2nd visit as we enjoyed the first one, this was even better. Lots of sexy couples in last night, we made good use of the fantastic hot tub and surrounding areas.
So much sexy fun going on around. We met a lovely couple who were here having their first swinging experience and they went away with a big smile on their faces!!
Everyone was very friendly once again, can't wait to get back for some more fun soon.
Arron & Sharon xx |
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Fabulous
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21 August 2014
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| The VA is by far the best club in the UK in my opinion.
The standards that they set and the facilities are by far superior to any other club that I have been to.
I attended the Festival of Fun last weekend and this was no exception - a fantastic weekend from start to finish and a good time was had by all.
Scott and Jules are fantastic hosts, nothing is ever too much trouble and they always make sure everyone is having a good time and things are running smoothly.
Heres to lots more great nights - see you soon :-) xxxx |
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Fabulous
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21 August 2014
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| Great venue, friendly crowd and a no pressure, welcoming environment.i really liked the play area set up with lots of different areas and popped my hot tub cherry and had a splash. Only negatives were the shared toilets and lack of lockers.. My fault for arriving late but worrying about my bag and valuables while playing was a bit distracting. In all though a great place and I won't hesitate to return x |
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OK
by Phoenixcouplexx
21 August 2014
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| Finally got round to writing a review for the festival of fun!
We had a great time! As usual the staff were very friendly and accommodating, the venue was clean and well presented.
We did have a couple if problems with our towels being taken by others when they were fully aware they were ours. One lady even snatched our rolled up towels off the end of our bed while we were playing! (Yes you in the orange dress).
We stayed right through until Sunday and learnt that this is an ongoing issue that the staff struggle to deal with. So come on people, stick to your own towels!
Sunday we met some fantastic people sitting in the hot tub and even got some chips provided by Jules in there xxxx.
Next year we'll be camping as we stayed at the premier in this year and think we missed out on some fun and friends on the campsite!
Thank you to all the staff that worked so hard we'll be back soon! |
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OK
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20 August 2014
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| I been to this club before and I had an ok time however. I attended the VA festival over the weekend and I have a mixed review compared to what others on here so I entered the venue and no stopped me what's so ever so one will ask were was the Secuirty ??? I played with two women then went to the reception and payed my way I got my wrist band and thought to my self if I have just done that anyone would of done this with people belongings everywhere? However the entertainment. was not bad and the club in the evening was ok I went to another lifestyle festvail a few months ago and the 1st thing you do is compare the two of it and for standards this was overall poor unlike the other festvail were there was a very high Secuirty over the weekend I hope VA can change a few more things wen they plan to do another big Event |
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Fabulous
by flirty05
18 August 2014
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| We have been to VA several times and for us newbie swingers is a fantastic place to go .There is no pressure to do any swinging and everyone is respectful and very friendly. The staff are fantastic and always make you feel very welcome, they clearly know what the customers want and deliver to a high standard. The club is very clean and also have the benefit of a hot tub.
We recently attended ‘festival of fun’ and there was lots of fun I can tell you. The shows were great and the live band “Tush” was fabulous aided by copious amounts of foam which the ladies seemed to love. Others chose to camp which of course is far more sociable, but we were lucky enough to have one of the hotel rooms, which was very convenient for the wife. So if you’re thinking of going next year and you want a room, then you’re going to need to book sooner rather than later as they go very quickly.
The food was excellent and reasonably priced and despite there being several hundred horny mouths to feed, we were never left more than five minutes waiting for our food.
The bar is fully licensed and well priced. They use a tab system, so you don’t have to worry about carrying your wallet between your bum cheeks.
So, in essence we recommend VA as a club for everyone from the new and nervous to the more hardened. We met lots of great people and hopefully this will extend to long term friendships some of which we hope may have some extra benefits ;-) . So please say Hi if recognise us from the festival.
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Fabulous
by Play2Gether2UK
18 August 2014
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| It was our first time at the Vanilla Alternative, and what better way to be introduced to the club than going to the Festival of Fun. We camped in the field out the back, which was absolutely fantastic. (The weather helped). Got to meet some fabulous people. Both Jules and Scott do an amazing job at keeping the club classy looking. We found it clean and well presented. My only negative about the weekend, was that there was only 1 shower for the campers, and that to use the toilets we had to walk all the way to the house. Doesn't seem a far way, but when you need to go first thing in a morning, it IS a long way lol. Other than that, my positives were : Hot Tub (WOW), the DJ on the Friday night was amazing, the atmosphere was electric ! The people attending were all friendly and we met some lovely people and have hopefully made life long friends :)
We will definitely be going to this club again, when we have the chance ! xxx |
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Fabulous
by Oldanbald
18 August 2014
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| 3rd VA festival year running and it never fails to deliver - this year the biggest telly tubby house in the world kept us all safe outside until the foam came out and the band played then it was just chaos - in a good way ! - ty scott and jules for yet another fantastically organised fun weekend - already looking forward to next year x |
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Fabulous
by sensualnubian
17 August 2014
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| I attended the Festival of Fun and this was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative. Prior to attending I had only heard very positive reviews that this club has excellent facilities and is classed as one the best swinging venue in the UK. I can confirm that I concur with observation's of my colleagues. The weekend festival consisted of people setting up tents in the grounds having access to the club and facilities. On Friday evening when I entered the club I was could not believe that so many attractive fit and sexually alluring woman were in one place, I was astounded. Music was on point, bar service excellent and the playing areas are the cleanest and most spacious that I have seen. I must confess that I was lucky to know a few people there as it was not really a Festival for single guys to attend due to number of groups of couples in attendance. I had the most fun with some hottie in my tent, as I was selfish and did not want to share playing with others..more fun for me..the marquee on Saturday with the band and foam party was intrinsically erotic and I do not know how that band managed to entertain with all the palying going on in the audience. The owner of club is very welcoming and ensure that new cummers were looked after..thanxs for the kiss at the bar and attempting to pull me into the foam..thoroughly enjoyed meeting old and new friend..and I am cumming back for all you..what an Altenative..the name is perfectly suited..Sensual Hugs ..SN XX
I attended the Festival of Fun and this was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative. Prior to attending I had only heard very positive reviews that this club has excellent facilities and is classed as one the best swinging venue in the UK. I can confirm that I concur with observations of my colleagues. The weekend festival consisted of people setting up tents in the grounds having access to the club and facilities. On Friday evening when I entered the club I was could not believe that so many attractive fit and sexually alluring woman were in one place, I was astounded. Music was on point, bar service excellent and the playing areas are the cleanest and most spacious that I have seen. I must confess that I was lucky to know a few people there as it was not really a Festival for single guys to attend due to number of groups of couples in attendance. I had the most fun with some hottie's in my tent, as I was selfish and did not want to share playing with others..more fun for me..the marquee on Saturday with the band and foam party was intrinsically erotic and I do not know how that band managed to entertain with all the playing going on in the audience. The owner of club is very welcoming and ensures that new cummers were looked after..thanxs for the kiss at the bar and attempting to pull me into the foam. Thoroughly enjoyed meeting old and new friend..and I am cumming back for all you. What an Altenative..the name is perfectly suited. Sensual Hugs ..SN XX |
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Fabulous
by styx1
17 August 2014
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| Attended the Festival of Fun here with Cheery Cherry with the sole intention of meeting friends we met from another swingers festival. The campsite was in the lush picturesque grounds of the club by a riverbank, and we couldn't ask for a more friendly welcome when we rocked up!
The club itself was very well set out, clean, friendly and what a fantastic hot tub! definitely on our visit list in future....The owners/event organizers were really friendly and a bit mad (Jules)and that made for a memorable fantastic weekend of fun socializing and great entertainment in the inflatable marquee with Band, shows, foam party etc
A massive thank you and well done to all those involved in this event, can't wait for next year as we already have put it in our diary |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2014
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| I had the very great pleasure of attending the Festival of Fun this weekend and will definitely be attending this venue again. The owners, especially Jules, are as mad as a box of frogs and make you feel totally at ease & welcome. Fantastic facilities, play areas, Jacuzzi and bar area. Clean, smart and well equipped. Thank you x |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2014
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| What an amazing place to go for your first club visit. On the recommendation of my fb I made the 420 mile round trip and was totally blown away by VA's festival weekend. Memorable. Will definitely make the trip again. |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2014
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| Forget Glastonbury, this is the festival everyone should be heading for next year. Great to combine the party atmosphere of live music, camping and swinging and by the huge smiles on the sexy clientele all night, I think everyone was in agreement :-) added sexy shows and stalls combined with a few party extras lol!! all helped and i along with my FB, had a night to remember ;-) x |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2014
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| A last minute decision to visit VA for the first time on Friday night was the right thing to do...not realising it was festival weekend we bumped into lots of sexy people we knew and were invited to stay with friends for the weekend...our evening visit turned into a weekend of sexy fun!!...lots of people weren't surprised the next day to see we had extended our tickets and nipped to tesco for clothes lol....say hi if we met you there!! |
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Fabulous
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17 August 2014
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| Great bar, hot tub and play areas, very welcoming club, Well what can we say just back from the Festival, what a night, live band pole dancers and a lot of lovely couples;-) sexually charged atmosphere, can't fault this club. A lot if work went into organising this event and made it a fantastic night. Scott and Jules have done a great job thank you :-) We'll be back on Sunday :-) xx |
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Fun
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17 August 2014
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| First time last night very nice building and much better lay out than I had thought . Lots of sexy people socialising that's about it . I didn't like the mixed toilets but did like the pool and you put on a great night x |
