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Rating: Fabulous
by naturasq
10 May 2015
Alway an excellent night out . Well organised and friendly atmospheres in relaxed , luxury surroundings
Rating: Fabulous
by nursevamps
9 May 2015
New to va last night was amazing I went alone and meet some great people had a blast he'll going back weds for milf really great place very relaxed ask ted about a bombshell was my undoing lol (not just the great sex) was nervous as was first time along to a club but wow great people made me feel welcome immediatly yhanks guys
Rating: OK
by
8 May 2015
We have been to VA a few times and always had a good night . we have be planning to go for steels birthday for over a week now and have tried to call all day left a message and text but nothing , not even a text to sorry we are full . looks like we be going elsewhere from now on very disappointed .
Rating: Fabulous
by Jayman2002
4 May 2015
I attended Andels Sunday Lock In party last night, on my third visit to this club, and had a fantastic evening.

The VA is always immaculate, warm and welcoming. The staff are relaxed but totally on point and will help with every request.

The owners are charming and friendly and have some of the best banter going!

The event itself was very well attended and organised with lots of new faces to chat to and mingle with.. as well as lead astray!

I can't fault any aspect. There was even bacon sandwiches after midnight to keep us going. Superb service. Definitely a venue that deserves to be high on anyone's list.

Jay

Rating: Fabulous
by PureBadness
4 May 2015
This review is long overdue having made several visits to this classy club.

The club offers guests sophistication and a venue to satisfy most people's requirements.

We attended Sunday's 'Lock In' event last night hosted by Andels and as ever found the club staff most welcoming and clientele friendly and more than approachable.

We found all areas of the club clean, attention to detail spot on.

Ideally for us a private room or two and a good quality swing are the only areas that are missing, however, we still enjoy this club immensely and look forward to hitting the VA once more.

Ken & Curls

Rating: Fun
by Ipcpl
4 May 2015
We went on Saturday evening and were both really impressed with the whole place. All the staff were really friendly and the facilities are great. Stayed in the hotel and would highly recommend staying on site as so convenient! Will go back soon hopefully
Rating: Fabulous
by
4 May 2015
Our first visit to this club last night and it was brilliant!

Met at the door by friendly staff with a little tour given too!

Good bar prices!

Absolutely filled with sexy people on a Sunday night!

Everywhere was clean and the toilets were obviously checked regularly!

We can't speak highly enough of this club and already looking forward to heading back!

Roughnposh xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by
4 May 2015
Our 1st visit and wow what a club. Lovely sexy friendly people, nice layout, will definitely be back again very soon xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 May 2015
After visiting VA for the first time last night, we thought we'd give our views as newbies to the club. We found the staff friendly and approachable, while the atmosphere and clientele was relaxed and welcoming. The facilities at the club, including the room where we stayed, were immaculately presented, clean and classy. We were so impressed that we're already planning our return visit.

Thanks to everyone at the club for making our first night so enjoyable :)
Rating: Fabulous
by sweetpussy0308
29 April 2015
We love this club and looking forward to visiting this Sunday for the lock in! Great modern club with friendly atmosphere. If your visiting this Sunday say hello xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Lion Man and Feisty Cub
21 April 2015
Have not been for a while but was like we have never been away. Everyone as always was so friendly. chatted to lots of couples then spent the rest of the night catching up with Scott and Jules who are both fantastic hosts. Love what they have done with the hot tub area looks amazing. This is a club for both newbies and ppl that have been on the scene for years. To top it of they now have an amazing menu that you can order from! Recommend Jules special. This club just gets better and better. Oh and lived playing with your puppies ??
Rating: Fun
by
16 April 2015
We made our first visit to The VA recently and we loved it..! The admin side was quickly sorted out and we had a lovely tour of the venue. Could not believe how big it was - the Hot Tub...!! The bar was very reasonable, the staff were friendly & helpful and the venue was clean & nicely arranged. Could not have asked for more. We had a bit of fun together and then had a swim in the Tub - yes, you can swim in it...! It was a little cool though - a notch or 2 warmer would have got Fabulous....!!

We will look forward to another visit to The VA when we can. Thanks to all...!!
Rating: Fabulous
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12 April 2015
Our first and by no means last trip to VA. Very friendly staff.Nicely set out club, loved the hot tub and friendly people.
Rating: Fabulous
by mrmrsdee
12 April 2015
Again another great night at this very sexy place thank you to all the staff that made Mrs d birthday special it only gets better good to make new friends looking forward to more nights to come
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 April 2015
I love this club! We always have such a great time when we visit! Last night was loads of fun! It was a birthday with a cops and robbers theme! We didn't know the birthday girl but soon made friends with her crowd and they kept us entertained for the first half of the evening! we had a sexy time with a gorgeous single lady, met tons of new people. Jane and Dax, Ted and Lexy were fabulous hosts. Jules and Scott have a fantastic club here, it's clean, welcoming and classy.

Would recommend to Anyone!

Rating: Fabulous
by
12 April 2015
Went to this club last night with a lady I had spoken to that evening on fab. Was well worth the 70 mile journey to get there! Staff are lovely & very friendly, we chatted to lots of different people and had a great laugh. We was made to feel so welcome & not at all pressured. Has a great atmosphere. The club is lovely, really clean & plenty of room, they have safe zones & couples only area which we thought was a great idea! Thanks for a great night, will be back very soon. H x
Rating: OK
by Dharma and Greg
12 April 2015
We attended this club last night the staff we're friendly the club was nice didn't like that there are no privet play rooms, but the club it's self was nice with a large social area, the clientele however were not friendly and not welcoming as new people to the club we were nervous so grabbed a drink and went to the smoking area to which we said hi to the people out there and were pretty much ignored, we then went in to see if we could maybe strike up conversation with people which was near on impossible. Nice club shame about the unfriendliness
Rating: Fun
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8 April 2015
Went to VA over a month ago and had a fantastic time. The roadworks were a bit of a nightmare but once we arrived, we greeted by friendly staff and escorted to our spacious, well decorated room (not sure why there was a lady bug infestation). Mr Star went to VA in 2012 and believes the changes are for the better. We had soft play fun with a hot couple next to the Olympic sized jacuzzi. Will defo be going again.
Rating: OK
by Insatiable
4 April 2015
Attended the club with a friend. It wasn't my first club experience, I visit another both as a couple and as a single female however it was my first time here. The staff did seem reasonably friendly. It is very beautiful decorated and in a nice location but it wasn't my thing and I couldn't relax, which I've never had an issue before and the surroundings didn't make up for that and I really had no inclination to engage with anyone there. To be honest, I did find it cliquey but then again I did not attempt to engage anyone in conversation because I wasnt comfortable in the atmosphere. If it hadn't been with good company I would not have stayed. Glad I went to see what it was like but not a club I would return to. But then everyone likes different things! I still had a pleasant evening in pleasant surroundings just this club is not my cup of tea. try it and see what you think for yourself.
Rating: Fabulous
by rioca
2 April 2015
We went as a platonic couple, she embraced the club completely! Its a great club to meet mingle and play especially by the Jacuzzi catering for all styles and types, all summed up by the sexy woman in the wheelchair, cant recommend the club enough, there must be something in the Jacuzzi water to make people so friendly. Back soon.
Rating: Fabulous
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1 April 2015
Only just found you on fab, we attended, a few weeks ago, stayed over night, met some lovely peeps and had a wonderful experience, classy place with sexy people, no benefit Britain types here :) we will defo return soon. X x
Rating: Fabulous
by ABKB
29 March 2015
Third time visiting..... OMFG was wild last night. Lots of play everywhere. Always a made welcome. Thanks guys, me and Mrs loved it all.

XX
Rating: Fabulous
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29 March 2015
We had our first visit to VA last night and stayed in the hotel. What a great time we had!! We loved the atmosphere and the standard of the venue is extremely high!! The hot tub is the best we've seen!! Lovely play areas and a good quality of clientele!! We will definitely be making the effort to take this trip again!! :-)
Rating: Fabulous
by TexanAngel
29 March 2015
Our first time at VA and this was the most well appointed club we been to yet in terms of layout, facilities, decor, hot tub and play area. We met friends we knew and talked with and made new friends. I had heard reports that the club was cliquey and people were unfriendly, but this was exactly the opposite of what we found. What we liked about the club was that there was socialising but there was a tremendous amount of play happening which is actually why one goes to a club. We love this club and will be back ASAP!
Rating: Fabulous
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23 March 2015
We stayed at the VA hotel and attended the club night. This place rocks the staff are so welcoming and very clean place. My wife loves this place and it's not easy to please my wife. Also the type of people attend are really friendly and clean. But we do have a few issues.

1. The party hours are to short need to be longer as before we realised it was time to go. (But loved every minute of it)

2. Also because we got kids and trying to get a baby sitter for the night not easy. Please VA if you are reading could we have some parties during the day or early evening.

Love this place I hope they keep it up.

Rating: Fabulous
by nrx1
21 March 2015
Well another very naughty night at VA's and how posh is the new decor in the Hot tub playroom. Great new floor slates, and a revamped play area. Great crowd, great atmosphere, great Club..

Of course if you prefer second best, we suppose there are other places to go.
Rating: Fabulous
by sensualcouple99
21 March 2015
We finally got to go back to VA last night for our second visit and the staff and hosts were as friendly and helpful as we remembered. The whole club is stylish, spotlessly clean, the layout great and the hot tub the piece de resistance.

The club attracts a discerning clientèle who are friendly fun and respectful. Definitely the best club we have been to - we will be back!
Rating: Fabulous
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21 March 2015
Last night was our first visit to a club.....and we are so glad we chose the Vanilla Alternative!!

We were a little nervous, but these nerves soon disappeared as we were shown round by the lovely hostess who was friendly and made us feel instantly at ease.

The clientele' in this club are really friendly and the facilities fab x

Will definately be returning x
Rating: Fabulous
by minx_xx
17 March 2015
I attended Scotts birthday party on Saturday night but also my first time to this club. The club itself has a very welcome atmosphere with plenty of private nooks aswell as gently lit play areas.

Normally as a contact lenses wearer I cannot go near Jacuzzi areas but here not only is the Jacuzzi beautiful but spotlessly clean and no red eyes!! Staff and hosts were amazing as well as the party goers. Excellent night thank you to everyone I met and will definitely return x
Rating: Fabulous
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15 March 2015
Due to moving home and a world of all work no play we finally got to go back to the V.A last night after a year away, We were met by the hosts like long lost friends and given a tour of the new Jacuzzi area and new play area.

The layout and such spotlessly clean surroundings were just as before and the crowd there last night were very friendly and definitely dressed to impress, Thanks to all we met and a big thanks to the management for all there hard work in keeping the V.A the place to be and the place for other clubs to follow, See you all soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by princessandpacman
15 March 2015
Perfect visit to the VA for their 4th Birthday party. Great club, lots of space and facilities ... and the sexiest couples! Stayed overnight (and even had goodies bag in our room. We'll be back soon!!! xx

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