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Rating: Fun
by ScarlettsBruce
14 October 2023
Had our first visit to VA last night having had it on our 'to do' list for almost 8 years.

Staff were awesome, other attendees were incredibly friendly and Scarlett found herself some like-minded souls for some slutty debauchery in the playrooms.

Without doubt one of the best clubs we've been to and look forward to another visit soon (won't be another 8 years, we can guarantee that).

S&B
Rating: Fabulous
by Playing with permission.
12 October 2023
Went on my own to the Wednesday Milf club event this afternoon. Definitely this is a daytime delight!

Wow, I had an amazing time and will be there again at the beginning of November for another workout!
Rating: Fun
by
9 October 2023
VA is always the club we come back to and say “Yeah, this is the best”!

Saturday was great, good music, people getting up and dancing, plenty of wonderful bodies on view and getting steamy!

Loved it all!
Rating: Fun
by MrMrsG2518
8 October 2023
Went last night for the new dj. He was amazing. Been a while since we enjoyed the music played. Brilliant night with lots of filth ;)
Rating: Fabulous
by carakiss12
8 October 2023
Well done Mr Benn and VA Staff for a cracker of a Bi Night 6th Oct. I met lots of lovely new people and enjoyed the company of familiar friends, amazing and lots of fun. Much love xxx C
Rating: Fun
by East mids ambassador
4 October 2023
I went to the Milf Club at VA today, it was good fun. I found the club lovely and clean, super professional and very comfortable and friendly. There were some characters, some lovely couples, and mostly chilled and friendly singles, who I had a great chat with. It was not as busy as it can be (apparently, this was my 1st time here), but I enjoyed myself, nonetheless.

Please feel free to say hi if we chatted. I'm looking forward to visiting again.
Rating: Fabulous
by Mr FunFrolicks86
1 October 2023
Had a great time here Friday night with my FWB, the club is clean and tidy, there is ample of space with lots of different places to play in, we got the shuttle bus to and from the hotel and it's a great idea eliminating the need to mess around getting taxis back and forth, the drinks are quite expensive but where aren't they these days? I think personally I'd prefer to pay as you go rather than being surprised with a big bill at the end of the night but thats just me, will definitely be going back some time. Nick
Rating: Fun
by lookingforme23
30 September 2023
Had an amazing night last night thank you to the staff for being so friendly had a chat with 2 lovely ladies outside in the smoking area didn’t manage to catch their names but if you like a priest (wink) then it’s you. Had some fun in the dungeon and a little test run in the swing which was fun. Look forward to going back soon.
Rating: Fun
by DarkAndDelicious
25 September 2023
Had my first experience at this club for What Women Want and loved it. Lots of space for play, nice bar staff and the crowd was top notch. Can’t speak for other events but WWW curate a very lovely list of attendees and that really made the whole day very special. Facilities-wise, spot on, shame the garden wasn’t open but all the more reason to come back again (though I guess I’ll have to wait until next summer!).
Rating: Fun
by Verynaughtyindeed
25 September 2023
We visited VA Saturday for a very fun night.

The club was very busy which was great to see.

Met lots of lovely people.

Hot tub was great and a good way to socialise before having sexy fun.

It was a very sexy night and we will certainly return soon.

Rating: Fabulous
by Jatnay
24 September 2023
Attended both the WWW private party and stayed on in the club for the evenings Freedom Friday. Had a room booked so time to relax between party's. What a club, what an atmosphere and what delights. Had an amazing 24h.

One thing though. Don't loose your locker key. The staff get stroppy.
Rating: Fabulous
by That.couple
23 September 2023
Went here for the first time last night, have been meaning to attend for some time but just hadn't got round to it. We loved it! Great company and the club was great and really well decorated. We will definitely be coming back x
Rating: Fabulous
by jandd6871
21 September 2023
We visited for the first time for the milf club event. Was made to feel really welcome and everyone was so friendly. The club is really clean and set out great. It was busy and we managed to have loads of fun. Left mid afternoon feeling tired and very satisfied.

Thankyou xx
Rating: OK
by Sex-Bombs
17 September 2023
Thought we’d try a Saturday night at the VA with friends as we hadn’t been for a long while, very busy night but everyone turned into a pumpkin at 1am? Odd! Good space and couples room just a shame someone kept their stilettos on whilst using the bed! Not what I wanted down my back! Hopefully a sign saying no shoes on the beds will be there next time. Great staff and the nice spread ;-)
Rating: Fun
by Holy Fuck Sticks Batman
17 September 2023
We attended last night with a group of friends and wow so busy! Not seen it like that in years the place was buzzing….. but then just like that the clock struck 0100 and the place emptied - like it just emptied. Was a little bizarre, but anyhow we had a good time! Vodka Gummies were a nice touch!
Rating: Fabulous
by Joinusforfunxxx
17 September 2023
We attended the newbie night, although not newbies to the club. Hosts we're great, vibe was great and we had loads of fun playing!
Rating: Fabulous
by WhatsWhatCouple
17 September 2023
We attended “Shush” newbie night and had a fantastic time. The hosts and the team did a great job, lots of new faces having fun. We met some great couples
Rating: Fabulous
by SVCouple123
17 September 2023
Enjoyed our third visit to VA last night, great staff, nice layout and attractive crowd, we're already looking forward to our next visit
Rating: Fabulous
by
16 September 2023
What a night! Harvey and I attended VA. It was our first adult entertainment club, and we felt a little nervous - we didn’t need to be.

If you remember us, drop Harvey and I a message - I (Mel) started the night wearing a blue leopard print dress. Have a peek at our profile to see recognise us. We were the couple who didn’t stop having sex the whole night through and filled our time with squirting, loud spanking and orgasms.

We were greeted at reception by two stunningly beautiful smiley women. Although I had fumbled the registration form online, they were able to correct my account details and showed us in. At this point, we were also given a locker key on a rubber wristband; we were instructed that this key was our drinks tab and that we would need to show it at the bar each time we made a purchase. We dropped our bags off in the locker room and headed to the bar to await our tour of the premises. My partner and I ordered two rums on the rocks, and they tasted terrific - an excellent drink to calm the beginner's nerves.

We were then picked up by a host who showed us around the establishment. There were three groups of us, and we all gelled quickly. The host was joyous, informative and a real gentleman. (Throughout the night, when we were on the spanking bench or one of the beds, he would hold the tour at the threshold rather than bringing newbies in to stare).

After our tour we thought about where we wanted to go - there was so much choice! We ended up at the bar to refill our drinks and fucked there to dive in.

How liberating that was! People were watching but not in a seedy way. After a good fingering and blow job at the bar, we headed for the ‘playroom. In the playroom were glory holes, a sex swing, two spanking benches, a cage, a cross with cuffs and some beds (I can remember). Here we played on the spanking benches and one of the beds. The surfaces were wiped clean, so it was perfect for squirting. Blue towels and antibacterial spray were also on the walls in every room, so the whole place felt very sanitary.

We also went to the dance floor, which was through a pretty beaded archway (very fun to tickle on the skin when playing); inside was the DJ booth, a pole and a chaise long. The music was excellent, and we had a boogie before performing a blow job upside down on the chaise long. The way that the disco lights and music were plugged in meant that the acoustics stayed in the dance area and wasn’t too loud in the bar area, even though this was all open plan. Very clever as you could still hold a conversation just the other side of the beaded arch and not be shouting.

We then went to the couple's room. (Oh, what a treat!). Here we found an excellent Turkish-style bed. This was incredible for us and allowed my partner to get extremely deep. We kept coming back for more, and it was our favourite spot. The room was filled with beds and sofas, all beautifully elegant. You could watch from around the sides of the room or whilst sitting on a couch. There were some incredible scenes to watch. People were fucking away, and there was so much pleasure in that room. So much tremendous noise.

The corridor between the couple's room and the bar also had beds down one side. So there’s plenty of space to play everywhere. Even the toilets were wonderfully laid out. Each cubical was labelled female or male, and there were more cubical for females than males! (It’s the small things).

There was another room in the corridor which I’m going to call the ‘nude’ room. For this place you are not permitted to wear any clothes - they say to ‘leave them at the door’. We walked past this room on our way to the jacuzzi room and had to join everyone. Every bed was filled with naked bodies intermingling with each other. Limbs were everywhere, and the sound of pleasure echoed around the room. At the back of this room was a curtained area. This is the only closed-off area in the entire establishment. This is to help keep everyone at ease and keep safe. We caused quite a raucous. My partner and I were enjoying ourselves so much that people were stopping what they were doing to watch us - what a thrill!

The last area which deserves mention is the ‘wet’ room. Here in the centre of the room is one large jacuzzi. The temperature was perfect for walking straight into, and no chlorine was used, so your skin was not left feeling itchy. Instead, to clean the pool, they used special UV or Blue lights to kill the bacteria. Two showers were available, which were very handy throughout the evening to continually wash off various activities. The room was also surrounded by joined beds which took up the entire room's walls. This was another fabulous spot for when you wanted to play with others. The only rule for this room was no glass; however, if you tell the bar where you’re heading, they’ll give you plastic tumblers.

Unfortunately, it was a bit chilly to use the outside area, but I’m sure we’ll utilise that soon enough. We are also non-smokers, so we did not use the smoking area.

My one suggestion would be to have a particular area designated for photography. We understand some people do not want to be videoed, but I wish there were an area where we could have filmed the fun with others who wanted to, rather than a blanket rule of no phones anywhere at all.

Overall, so much attention has been spent on the small details. The whole place is beautifully refurbished, clean and elegant. The staff are all friendly and accommodating if you have any questions. The clientele was varied, so there was someone for everyone, and everyone was like-minded and nonjudgemental. The spaces feel safe and uncrowded. We came as a newbie couple, and we left with friends. What a pleasurable experience.
Rating: Fabulous
by Himplus_her
14 September 2023
This has been mine and my partners go to club for over a year now and all I can say is that it doesn't disappoint. It's welcoming to everyone. We went on sat with some friends and loved the fact the lux lounge was was open that evening. We will definitely be coming back for a day visit.

Rating: Fabulous
by RedhotVixen
13 September 2023
Fabulous first time experience at the MILF club today! Had a lovely time socialising and having a little dip in the water. Will definitely be back
Rating: Fabulous
by redphoenix666
12 September 2023
Attended on Saturday for our 2nd visit with my wife and friends, and what else can we say apart from Wow, what a brilliant night. So much fun was had, and the mix of people was brilliant to see.

It’s a shame that some small minded people don’t seem to see that a club is a diverse environment for everyone, and goes against what the club environment is, for people having fun, and enjoying themselves, without judgement being thrown around. If people don’t want to attend because it’s not what they think attractiveness is, then the club is better off without them.
Rating: Fun
by DevilandTheBeast
10 September 2023
We decided to take advantage of the heatwave (The last hurrah) and go to the Lux Lounge on Saturday. It was a shame that there wasn't loads of people there and the lockers were restricted to the mini bar hut. On the plus side, we made the most of the sun and topped up our vitamin D in the buff.

The gloves and Rhinos were the star of the show, sending shivers down the spines of those people who wanted to see why Miss Devil was writhing about. Beast made two couples experience his gluv-lurve sales pitch: which went down quite nicely and helped him overcome his shyness.

More days like this? Yes please!
Rating: Fabulous
by TheSeductivePair
10 September 2023
What a FANTASTIC first experience of VA. My partner and I attended the couples and females Saturday party and it was buzzing! Loved the interaction and self introductions made. Although we were confident in our being there, perhaps we had a touch of shyness to us? By the end of the night that was alllll but gone. We had the hottest time with two other couples. Thank you to the ladies Lucy and Fiona what a tasty play that was!

Hot all round - the people and weather!

We stayed in room 7, the facilities were clean and cosy.

The club is now our favourite! We will absolutely be coming back xx

Feel free to get in touch if you saw us. We totally forgot to get FAB accounts from people xx

Rating: Fabulous
by Crimsonswing
10 September 2023
Attended for the first time last night with some friends and wow - what a club! Definitely our new favourite place. Such a good mix of people. Outside area was amazing. So clean. And Brian is just fabulous. Will see you again soon x
Rating: Fabulous
by Funboy
7 September 2023
This club certainly knows how to set up a great party vibe and today it did just that out side at The Lux Lounge.

The weather was kind and who wouldn’t like having Fun in the sun -:)

Lots of new faces too plus the regulars makes it always exciting.

Wicked day with a huge shout out Emma & Izzy the gorgeous staff who help make this club what it is...Even la la helped on her day off ha ha xx
Rating: Fabulous
by sinfulduo
6 September 2023
A fabulous day at milf club today. A big shout out to the two lovely ladies who work so hard so everyone has a great time. Lovely weather, lovely people and lots of play x
Rating: Fabulous
by Jatnay
6 September 2023
As always the VA team set us up for a fab day in the Lux Lounge. Gorgeous weather, lots of fun was had and a very nice buffet to keep us energised. Till next time VA.
Rating: Fun
by theproff
6 September 2023
It was hot outside and inside at Milf Club this afternoon, lots of fun to be had, it never disappoints, will be back again soon
Rating: OK
by smokeyblue
3 September 2023
Our first visit to VA last night and we had a great time. Very welcoming staff and a great club tour by Brian. Met the lovely J & C who we chatted with in the bar area for a good while. Unfortunately on this occasion we missed each other in the play areas. Blue and I still had a great time in the dungeon area while others around us enjoyed the room. Hope to be back soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by ThirdTimesACharm
2 September 2023
What an absolutely fabulous night celebrating Mr Benns 1st birthday bash!!! Music was on point like always with the gorgeous Bi Night DJ, saw some amazing dancers strutting their stuff on the dance floor. Great to socialise with such good friends and also have some fun while we are there. We personally think out of the clubs we have been to this CLUB is the club to attend. It’s clean & tidy, hot tub is big, open playrooms & of course the dungeon! The staff/team who work SO hard to make sure everything runs smoothly are incredible. can’t wait for next time xx.

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