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Fabulous
by Miss pleasuring 5 August 2025
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| My third visit to the August FOF @the vanilla alternative club.
Well what more can be said that hasn't already
My experience this time was 100pc greatest. The facilities. staff. and crew go above and beyond.
As for the festival the party was just perfect t. Plenty of fun and games. Great dj and lots of poolside games the weather was good to us all .
I've already booked tickets for next year |
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Fabulous
by Norfolkinway 4 August 2025
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| Festival of Fun at Vanilla Alternative – A Weekend to Remember!
The VA team absolutely outdid themselves this weekend. From start to finish, the Festival of Fun lived up to its name in every sense. You could tell just how much thought and effort went into every detail – the planning, the atmosphere, the entertainment – it was all spot on.
There was never a dull moment. The entertainment kept the energy high all day long (even if I did find myself in a bit of a sticky situation… locked in a cage and then strapped to the cross covered in squirty cream – talk about just desserts ??). It was all in good fun and exactly the kind of playful chaos that makes FoF so unique.
The DJs brought the heat every night, with the dance floor absolutely buzzing. The music, the lighting, the vibes – flawless. The mix of guests was sexy and fun, and the Thursday social was a perfect warm-up to the main event – such a thoughtful touch that set the tone for the rest of the weekend.
FoF is hands-down my favourite event of the year. If you haven’t been, you're seriously missing out. Hats off to the VA team for delivering another unforgettable experience! |
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Fabulous
by PartTimeSluts 4 August 2025
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| Another fabulous festival! Thank you Team VA for making every visit special. We love coming every time, and festival just hits different. Can't wait to see you all soon |
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Fabulous
by KittyNCreme 4 August 2025
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| Woodcock @ The VA was most definitely the place to be this weekend, the effort the staff put in to host this event shouldn’t go underestimated. The camping area was packed with a great mix of fun sexy people and the daytime games kept all entertained.
We had such an amazing time we instantly took advantage of the early bird offers and booked both festivals for 2026!! Thank you team VA! |
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Fabulous
by FiftyFifty3 4 August 2025
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| FOF was exactly that .Great venue ,music,and atmosphere with a really good mix of sexy party people. |
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Fun
by Backgroundnoise 4 August 2025
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| Another FOF completed and such a great theme. Jules, Chris, Emma and the team another fantastic event done, shame about the few showers but as ever that never stops the activities or the party.
So much fun and so well organised. Definitely the number one event and festival in the UK! |
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Fabulous
by hornysquirrel 4 August 2025
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| This was my third fof I have attended and they have all been fantastic. I was gutted when I heard the band cancelled Sam it was my favourite part from the last 2 but it did not matter. The spicy match guys were great fun. The foam party was epic. The vibe around the camp site was so fun.
Then the music in the club in the evening was epic. My legs are killing me from all the dancing.
The staff go out there way to make it an amazing weekend. I normally do the august fof but next year I might just have to go to both.
Thank you for an awesome weekend. |
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Fun
by Chilled Red 4 August 2025
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| It’s been years, probably 8-9 years since I attended FoF @VA but have been to other events regularly like Bi night, Milf & WWW events in the last 4 years.
I’ve seen the LUXE lounge evolve from just a field to what it is now. Just gets better and better. Went to August FoF daytime on Saturday. The weather was great, hot tub and entertainment as well as foam party were all a lot of fun. Loved the singer in the early evening as well. The staff are so friendly and it’s a welcoming place to meet old friends and new. Recommend it and if you are considering buying a camper, this was jam packed with all manor of them. Thanks VA team for a great day.
Red x |
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Fabulous
by 4 August 2025
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| We spent the entire FOF weekend at VA, and wow… what an unforgettable experience. The club was absolutely buzzing with energy, beautifully clean, and so well-organised. From the moment we arrived, till the moment we left. Camping on-site made it even better. We felt safe, comfortable, and completely immersed in the experience day and night. We met so many gorgeous people, shared cheeky laughs, flirty glances, and some very fun moments. We tried to approach and connect with as many of you as we could, if we spoke (or locked eyes across the room), don’t be shy… send us a message. We’d love to keep the spark going. Massive thanks to the VA team for creating such an incredible space to let loose and explore. We’ll 100% be back for more. |
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OK
by funplayers 4 August 2025
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| August FoF was awesome, the best yet! Thanks so much to the VA crew and volunteers for all their hard work. The icing on the cake was opening the club on Sunday for a final party night, until 3.30 am. Seeing Chris, then Jules as the DJs letting their hair down for the evening with awesome music, had everyone dancing for hours. Thank you VA, we love you x |
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Fabulous
by Devilish-us 4 August 2025
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| Driving home after yet another awesome weekend at the VA Festival of Fun, smiling like loonies after spending 3 days dancing, laughing & chatting with the best group of people. Thank you so much to Jules, Chris & all the staff, plus the brilliant Spicy Match team for keeping us entertained through day & night and giving us such a safe space in which to just relax and be whoever we want to be. Over the past 4 years of attending these festivals we feel so lucky to have met so many lovely people and to have made some really special friendships.
Having the outdoor (but rainproof) Lux Lounge for daytime plus the club for nights & camping in the field over a whole weekend gives so many opportunities to have fun and get to know new people. VA is our escape from real life and definitely our favourite club in the UK.
If you’re in two minds about attending, just take that leap of faith, you won’t regret it.
A&A
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Fun
by sunandmoon2000 4 August 2025
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| Dipped our toes into the FoF on the Saturday. A really well attended event and some fun games like the naked attraction on Saturday. The evening was full of sexy people and the club was much larger than we expected with loads of play areas. We can see why people like it! Thanks for everything x |
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Fabulous
by A New Balance 4 August 2025
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| FoF on Friday was a wild time. Thanks to VA and all involved for doing a great weekend. We had a wonderful time. Many beautiful people in many outrageous outfits ??.
Please send us a message, if you chatted with us!
Thank you again 5 stars from us |
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OK
by Danny12 3 August 2025
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| Attend the day and night Saturday really good club and nice people definitely go again |
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Fun
by Flirty Cocktails 3 August 2025
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| A great weekend at the Festival of Fun which gets better every year. More activities added and always a great fun and friendly vibe!!!
Club is always immaculate with nice friendly staff. Highly recommended |
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Fabulous
by York-Stag-Vixen 3 August 2025
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| FOF @ VA, another fantastic event! Can't wait until our next visit. Say hi if we saw you on Saturday night! |
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OK
by Bill and Min 28 July 2025
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| Attended our first festival at VA on Friday and wow, what an experience! We absolutely loved the sexy and fun atmosphere during the day. Stayed over and went back on the Sat evening and had a great time then as well. The staff and volunteers there are all so friendly and welcoming, we can certainly recommend it. |
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Fabulous
by SexyZak 28 July 2025
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| Attended WWW fest as first timer. Venue is amazing, as were the people and staff. Nerves faded as soon as I was welcomed through the door. Lux Lounge in the sun has a great vibe. Possibly best first experience ever. |
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Fabulous
by Mr C and Mrs Hotwife 26 July 2025
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| Our second time at the club as a new to the scene couple. We attended WWW last night! It was a lovely atmosphere - music playing, people dancing, everyone socialising and even some live shows. The evening was super hot with loads of people having fun around the venue, both inside and outside. Would 100% recommend to anyone starting out in the scene as we are! |
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Fabulous
by SEXYSWINGINGCOUPLE 22 July 2025
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| We always love the VA nights out, and Pucker Up, neon night was no exception. Two top class dance music DJ’s smashing out the best tunes! We couldn’t keep off the dance floor, apart from some extremely hot fun on occasions in the fantastic play areas.
This classy club has been our favourite place for a long time. Great setup and lovely people working there. Large bar, dance area, and some great rooms to stay in upstairs, and we often do.
We will be back soon. |
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Fabulous
by dsjfuntimes 20 July 2025
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| First visit this weekend and we had a fabulous time. Brilliant, sexy and naughty people of the highest quality. The whole club is very professionally run to the highest standards. We attended the pucker up - naughty neon night and it was a brilliant night. We will certainly be returning in the near future. |
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Fabulous
by Caprica2 20 July 2025
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| We attended Pucker up last night not only for the sexy frolics but the night is awesome, an eclectic mix of some classic house bangers, Ibiza classics, I couldn't decide if I wanted to dance or shag, the dj plays belter after belter can't wait for the next event.
Unfortunately Benji stole the show again being a pure handsome ginger boy!! Yes he's the resident cat and we love him we spend half the night looking for him ?? |
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Fabulous
by KittyNCreme 20 July 2025
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| We attended the launch of Pucker Up and this will an event we add to our naughty calendar!!
The music was spot on with tow amazing DJ’s banging out tune after tune, as always the club was spotlessly clean and well run.
We can’t wait for the FOF in two weeks. |
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Fabulous
by postboned 20 July 2025
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| We were lucky enough to do the double this weekend at VA.
Friday night was the Shhh Newbie event which was honestly the best social event we have been too. A great group chat prior to the event and thd pre-drinks all added to a fabulous night. The demos were great and the hosts couldn’t do enough for you.
Saturday night was the fabulous Pucker Up - Naughty Neon. The Hosts/ DJs were the life and soul of the party! Was such a hot crowd and a real party atmosphere. The play was as hot as the crowd…definitely a night to remember. Can’t wait for the next one boys! |
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Fabulous
by Swinging Introverts 20 July 2025
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| Fri 18th July: Newbie Night
Though we are regulars to VA, we love newbie night! We started with Twister which was a lot of fun and got people talking and laughing, and then we moved to the dungeon area for an excellent showcase of impact play. The night then swiftly moved into shenanigans in the orgy room for a ladies only session followed by threesomes, foursomes and moresomes!
Our only negative would be the music was not our vibe at all this time, but we understand and accept that ou have to cater to all tastes
If you're looking to dip your toe, try a new club or just find out more about our lifestyle (and dispel some of the myths and rumours), come along and spend the evening @ VA! |
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OK
by Noisy Voyeurs 13 July 2025
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| Visited a 12th of July Saturday, the first for about six months nice evening good vibe, shame there wasn’t a few more people there but that didn’t detract from the fun. Everybody was friendly. Club is nice and clean. Hot tub is hot. Hopefully be back again shortly.. |
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Fabulous
by MJ_Ouizzi 8 July 2025
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| We paid our first visit to VA for the July bi night and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
We stayed in the hotel itself - rooms are fine and good value.
The club is spacious, has several nice play rooms, and the guests were a good mix of singles, couples and t-girls.
Fair play to the single guys who gave us room when asked.
Only slight downside would be the spanking benches are very close together and close to the glory holes. If you are using one you effectively block the safe use of the other benches.
Would definitely go again. |
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Fun
by holdaz 6 July 2025
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| Our first visit to VA and although it was a bit quiet it was a great night. The jacuzzi hot tub is where all the fun started and it didn't stop all night. Plenty of play area's and there is one bed with curtains if you want some privacy. Very discreet due to location and plenty of parking, we look forward to our next visit. |
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OK
by suffolk1234 30 June 2025
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| Had a great Saturday night lovely people as always, great atmosphere, the staff were helpful, was good to have the lux lounge open to on a hot evening will be attending again soon that is for sure. |
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Fabulous
by Caprica2 30 June 2025
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| 2nd visit to VA and we had an amazing night met lots of fantastic people music was excellent, we never knew about the outside decking as it was really cold last visit and found it a brilliant area to go and chat and meet people, great vibe super friendly staff.
Defo our favourite club!!!! |
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Fabulous
by Glosfun 15 June 2025
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| We were confident we had discovered our favourite club until we stepped through the doors of VA. A scruffy looking building from the outside that almost put us off, but as we approached the door we were afforded a warm welcome from Brian as we entered. Palatial décor in the reception that was the theme throughout the club. Brian provided a detailed tour and then Karen sorted us with drinks at the bar.
Great places to dance, socialise and play in a building that feels like it was made for the purpose despite being 200 years old. A sizable hot tub with space for lots of people that was popular all evening and well maintained and spotlessly clean building throughout. It was also reassuring to see one guest promptly challenged when they took out a phone as they clearly take customer privacy and safety very seriously.
Staff and guests we all so friendly and welcoming all evening despite the fact we were the newbies and didn’t know anyone. Karen was very welcoming and a whizz with the cocktails and shots and the all important cold water as the evening developed. A well-stocked bar with a small range to keep most people well looked after.
Our new favourite and well worth the 3 hour trip! We have already booked tickets for the festival. Thanks for a great night.
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