Tempsford,
South East
info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party! | Rating:
Fabulous
by Snuggle_fuckers
2 June 2024
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| Attended Dec & Dance last night, beautiful night with a really attractive crowd. VA is a stunning club with really welcoming staff and we all ways look forward to returning x |
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Fabulous
by essxcple81
1 June 2024
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| Our first visit to VA and was very impressed, the place has a classy feel to it and there’s plenty of play areas that are clean. It was a particular quiet night as the WWW was on during the day but still had a good time and met some lovely people… will definitely come back another time when it’s busier.. |
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Fun
by Late2theparty
1 June 2024
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| First visit to VA last night. The club itself is a wonderful place, so well set out with plenty of space for whatever you’re into. Staff are so friendly, and drinks very reasonably priced. The night itself though was very quiet, seemed we just chose the wrong night after a WWW event during the day. Still had a time in the huge hot tub and couples room with a very sexy couple. Will definitely visit again. |
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Fabulous
by Pocket_rocket239
31 May 2024
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| I have been to a VA a few times as well as www@night, but this was my first www daytime event. The day was very chilled and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I'm sure everyone else did too. Looking forward to visiting the club again as well as www events. Thank you x |
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Fabulous
by kitten316
30 May 2024
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| What a fabulous weekend we had at VA Booty Camp. Everyone was so friendly & fabulously dressed. Didn’t manage to get into the outdoor hot tub, but sitting round it in the outdoor terrace was just perfect. The staff couldn’t do enough & were all so lovely & really friendly. Jules & Chris were fabulous, friendly and amazing hosts. Nothing was too much trouble. The programme of events kept us entertained all day and night & was executed with the perfect professionalism. The weather helped enormously, but the lux lounge was the perfect hangout when we had some rain bringing everyone together to chat and play. Ant wait for Festival of Fun. It’s gonna be fabulous. |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
30 May 2024
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| We had the time of our lives last weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. The itinerary was great from workshops to live singers to great DJ’s to the friendliest group of people we have ever come across in one place. The staff are constantly on board to make sure everyone is having a good time and we feel truly blessed to have the VA as our local club, many thanks to everyone involved. See you all in August love Para Dos |
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Fabulous
by kentcouple1990
29 May 2024
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| Once again our favourite club did not disappoint! We didn’t think last years festival could be topped but it turns out it could! Awesome weekend from start to finish. Jules, Emma, Karen, James and the rest of the staff are amazing, they are so friendly and can’t do enough for you. The entertainment was brilliant, great live music and workshops outside during the daytimes and 2 great party nights in the club in the evenings. Great atmosphere and buzz around the place all weekend finishing with an epic closing party Sunday night! Can’t wait for the august festival now but will no doubt be back again before then! D&E xx |
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Fabulous
by funplayers
29 May 2024
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| First class long weekend at VA Booty Camp. Jules, Chris, Emma and the team organised everything to perfection and were blessed with the weather. The venue, music, band, food and events were all superb, and the very messy food fight will not be forgotten! As always it was the people who made the weekend so special, what an absolutely lovely crowd. Xxxx |
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Fabulous
by Devilish-us
27 May 2024
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| This was our third year attending the VA Festival of Fun weekend & honestly it is always the highlight of our year.
Jules, Chris, Emma & all the team work incredibly hard & you can always be sure of a warm welcome.
Both the indoor club, the outside chill / jacuzzi area & the camping field & facilities are excellent.
There was loads of entertainment all weekend day & night, a singer, live band, foam party, food fight, workshops, assault course & most importantly of all a FABULOUS bunch of people to enjoy it all with.
If you are new to the scene or have never been to a weekender event then this is THE UK event to book - with a really fun, diverse mix of people. Being on site over 2-3 days with chilled out day times & party nights means you have time to make some great connections without any expectations or pressure. Just a great bunch of happy, sexy people, all living our best lives!
We are already looking forward to August!
Mr & Mrs Devilish-us
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Fabulous
by Swole Panda
27 May 2024
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| Wow what an amazing weekend I didn’t want the FOF to end wished it was for a week will gladly pay cause it was worth the hype can’t wait for the next one |
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Fabulous
by jk4me
27 May 2024
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| Our first visit in years for festival of fun, absolutely smashed it out the park :-)
Met some old friends and made plenty of new friends with everyone been so friendly and having lots of fun
Will definitely be back xx |
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Fabulous
by AJ and LE
27 May 2024
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| We just got back from the latest Festival of Fun, and what a weekend!
Massive amount of effort put in by the team and it showed. We had a great time during the day with all the activities and meeting new people, and then moved into the evening where we had a lot of fun.
For any first timers you'll immediately be at rest here as everyone is so welcoming, and for the experienced guys there is a lot of fun to be had!
We'll definitely be hitting the next one too! (August for those of you who have missed this one) |
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Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
27 May 2024
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| Once again the Vanilla Alternative team pulled it right out of the bag.
This year's Booty camp festival was just incredible. So much entertainment and it was very diverse from an assault course to a brilliant band.
Everything was the best, including the quality of food (and affordable as well).
I dont think theres anything better than spending a weekend with such fantastic brilliant, fun people in a field with our hot tub and an indoor and outdoor club. A absolutely brilliant place and every single member of their team worked tirelessly to make sure all the guests had the very very best time.
Every single member of staff are just fantastic, Jules and Chris run the place with perfection. Nothing is too much trouble for them and they make sure every single guest feels well looked after and special.
Thank you so much for everything that you do for the community and lifestyle and for welcoming me to your amazing piece of paradise.
It really is the place memories are made.
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OK
by Lil.Ted
27 May 2024
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| Wow what a weekend. I can’t thank Jules Chris and all the staff for making our weekend so good.
I have never been to a club where the owners make you feel so comfortable.
The entertainment and food was excellent and having access to food late at night was a bonus.
It was a great crowd of guests that made us feel so comfortable.
This is a club that you must not miss and if you have the chance look at the web site and book for festivals and don’t forget to look at the themes as we all love dressing up and it breaks the ice.
Can’t wait for our next visit.
Five stars xxxxx |
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Fabulous
by TattooedPleasures
26 May 2024
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| What an amazing weekend at the VA boot camp, where the staff of this first class club can’t do enough to impress. The weekend was filled with some amazing entertainment, frolics and sexy fun and we are so glad to be part of the community that really makes this place buzz. Thank you for a wonderful weekend to all of you making our naughty dreams possible…. And see you at the next event once again with this amazing community. Big hugs and much love Tats1 and Tats2, who just love to entertain for a crowd in the cage or a room lol ;) |
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Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
26 May 2024
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| Well well well…. We have been members for over a year now at VA and been to many events. This years boot camp was just so much fun and so well organised by Jules and Chris. The manager Emma is always great with the staff and the members she’s so hard working and always friendly. Izzy and Danny are great members of staff they always make me feel welcome and are really terrific at service. The food fight and sploshing was so much fun as were all the workshops. We thoroughly enjoyed the bank holiday weekend at VA. This has got to be by far our most favourite club in the UK for sure xx |
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Fabulous
by EssexKinked
20 May 2024
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| Our second vist to VA on Saturday! and it didn't disappoint staff are fabulous the club is clean and well kept,and the guest are hot! Look foward to our next visit! |
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Fabulous
by icecouple20
20 May 2024
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| What can we say, we loved this club.
It was our first visit to VA and it did not disappoint! We stayed there in the hotel which made the preparation and end of night super easy, and having the privacy of our own room was a plus. We went there with a group of people celebrating a double birthday so we knew it was going to be a busy night.
We were greeted by lovely Brian who showed us around, and he and all the other staff were very friendly and accomodating.
The club’s layout was very accessible with big open play areas and the crowd was super sexy and so was the vibe.
It was nice to sit in the spa area in the hot tub and watch some of the sexy things going on around us, before having a very sexy time of our own.
We loved it there and we will definitely be coming back.
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OK
by colafun6
19 May 2024
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| Brilliant night at VA. Attended on Friday 17th for Freedom Friday. A fantastic night full of sexy fun. The staff are welcoming, as were all the guests. The atmosphere was amazing! Plenty of conversation and music to add to the experience. Was genuinely a great night. Learned a-lot from other people, (bit of an unplanned flogging show in the Dungeon) plenty to see and get up to and dip a toe in the hot-tub! ??! Cant wait wait to go back. Don’t hesitate dropping by. ALSO we stayed the night in one of the onsite rooms. Accommodation was basic but decent for £45 - met all the needs for laying your head. |
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Fabulous
by MrAandMrsC
19 May 2024
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| Well what can I say for our first outing at VA was amazing, made to feel so comfortable and relaxed very quick. Staff were very welcoming and really enjoyed the whole night. Plenty on display and soon become a very sexy and naughty nighty, already looking at when we can come back. |
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OK
by Steamish
12 May 2024
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| We had our first trip to the VA last night with friends who’d invited us along. Is a great place to be, was shown around when we first arrived giving us the dos and don’ts whilst there. Apparently wasn’t as busy as it can be, but that didn’t bother us as felt we could enjoy the experience of the place even more. We cannot wait to return to experience it even more |
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Fabulous
by DiscreetDeviance
11 May 2024
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| Another great night at the VA last night. Seemed quiet when we arrived, but we soon had 10 of us on a bed playing! Looking forward to our next visit x |
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Fabulous
by victorianallen
8 May 2024
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| First time at VA for bi night last week, and it was a brill night! Meet some great people… and as for the venue.. some great great ideas, very comfortable, good crowd, really friendly! Also had a room there, which was lovely and clean, made the night so much easier staying there!
Will defo be going again soon xxx T &M xx |
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Fabulous
by RyanandJen
7 May 2024
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| Attended VA for the first time on 4th May and had a great time. It was our first time in a club and we couldn't recommend it enough. The staff were friendly, helpful and made us feel at ease. |
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Fabulous
by Funboy
6 May 2024
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| What a brilliant Bi-Night event this club put on last week with super host “Scuba Stu” in charge and I must say, that this was only his second time in charge and what a difference he is making to the event. New people ...new ideas, and he is the perfect host constantly walking about making sure everyone is happy.
Already booked for the the next one!
Funboy |
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Fabulous
by BangOnBunny
6 May 2024
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| A return visit to ScubaStu's VA bi night. It just keeps getting better. So much hot bi fun going on between all. Had some great MMMM fun as well as MMF. Can't wait for June sp we can play again. Xxx |
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Fabulous
by toniross1980
4 May 2024
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| I attended Scuba Stu's second party at VA. Brilliant host, great crowd. Lovely club and an amazing night. What a party and what a session.toni x |
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Fabulous
by skrrt
4 May 2024
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| Attended this club last night an all I can say was it was amazing , lovely night to ;) |
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OK
by TheCadburysfinest
4 May 2024
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| Amazing club everything was smooth with registering and really enjoy my first time and everyone was so friendly.
Lots of visits to come! |
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Fabulous
by Danielpierced
4 May 2024
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| Attended the awesome ScubaStu bi night last night. My first time back at V.A. for a while and what a night to choose to return. Lots of fabulously sexy people and lots of awesome kinky fuckery. The club looks great loved the dungeon area. Will definitely be back again x |
