Tempsford,
South East
info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party! | Rating:
Fabulous
by DiscreetDeviance
14 May 2025
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| Let's talk about MILF Club.
Get up, do some work, head to The VA, dress down, play, come home for dinner.
What an absolutely perfect way to spend an afternoon.
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| Rating:
Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
12 May 2025
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| I love returning to The Vanilla Alternative it is a definite favourite for me, it’s just over an hour’s drive so it’s fairly nearby. I love attending a variety of clubs and parties but I always return to the Vanilla Alternative. Such a lovely club ! Recently attended Milf Club, and will be attending Festival of Fun on the Saturday. X |
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Fabulous
by Naughties777
11 May 2025
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| We can’t believe we havnt already left this club a review for the other times we’ve been there .
We had the chance of doing a double there this week , with Milf club on Wednesday and Saturday seduction last night . The club set out is amazing with great facilities and totally amazing staff , just wish it was closer to us lol .T & S xx |
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Fabulous
by JustLuck
11 May 2025
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| We attended VA last Saturday after long time. We loved the vibe of this club. The jacuzzi room in particular was a favourite of ours, nicely done and a cozy and welcome place for couples to chill and play. We will definitely be back .
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| Rating:
Fun
by KittyandFez69
11 May 2025
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| We had a great time at VA, the staff were welcoming and approachable. The club has a great set up and clean throughout, everyone was very welcoming.
Drinks were good, hot tub great our dance moves not so much! but we had a great night and will be back again!
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| Rating:
Fabulous
by TwinkleToesAndCo
5 May 2025
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| Had our first visit to a club on Saturday and we are glad we choose Vanilla Alternative. Although we didn't interaction with many being a nervous first time couple, you could tell the club was full of friendly people. We both noted how free and liberated people are in this relaxed environment. Special mention to the staff that make everyone feel welcome from the moment they entered the club. Hopefully it's the beginning of many more visits to come. B&D |
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Fabulous
by 9inch Neil
3 May 2025
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| Another amazing night last night for the bi carnival party lots of sexy friendly people, great to see so many old friends and make new ones.
Worth the 7 hour drive from Devon. Neil |
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Fabulous
by SamLaraCroft
3 May 2025
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| I had a great time at bi night on the 2nd May with a partner. We stayed in the hotel at VA. Our room (and en suite bathroom) was clean, stocked with tea coffee and restraints. Lots of attention to detail. We were allowed to check in from 4pm. We used that feature to the full, chilled out in the room and had baths, drinks and relaxed before the event. It was a fun night at the event and a perfect stay at the hotel. The staff were amazing as usual. By far the best club night around with a fantastic happy and sexy vibe. xx |
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Fabulous
by Curvy miss D
27 April 2025
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| Attended my first WWW event on Friday. I adore this club. Such a great atmosphere and friendly welcoming staff. Look forward to many more visits to WWW and MILF in the future xx |
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Fun
by magic8540
27 April 2025
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| We had wonderful time at V.A.it was well worth to 2 hour drive staff were so friendly and everyone was down to earth and just super nice and naughty we laughed all night we will definitely be coming back x |
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Fabulous
by curious_newbies20
27 April 2025
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| Went here last night as the third club we have been too and by far the best one yet, as a new couple getting into this lifestyle it ticked all boxes. The whole vibe was amazing, music was on point and everyone was friendly and very respectful. Will definitely be coming back up again definitely worth the two hour drive xx |
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OK
by suffolk1234
27 April 2025
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| Had a fabulous time at forbidden event, met some new and old friends great vibe will definitely be attending again staff were good as always see you soon. |
| Rating:
Fun
by ChrissieAdore
26 April 2025
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| Had a nice time at VA last night, attended Forbidden. It wasn't as busy as I thought it would be but met few nice people. VA is a lovely club and I would recommend if you are attending as a single girl as staff and others do ensure you are looked after. |
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Fabulous
by 77wycbb
26 April 2025
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| The VA is a high quality, expansive venue, with a wide variety of facilities. The staff are very friendly and everyone is made to feel welcome. Easily one of the best clubs in the UK? |
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OK
by The Gentleman30
25 April 2025
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| First time going I attended WWW Event loved it people and staff very welcoming looking forward to the next event definitely worth going and if you’re a first timer and thinking about going just take me advice and take the leap as you won’t regret it |
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Fabulous
by FabulousTwo!
25 April 2025
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| Fabulous indeed! I'm on my way home from the What Women Want event, and had a wonderful time! There's so much attention to detail from the lovely hosts of this event, with great communication on a 1:1 basis prior to the event, and with connecting the attendees to chat and get to know each other ahead of it. And that continued once we got there. Hosts attentive and friendly, and on hand to help where needed. It was a themed event, and most of the guests had made the effort to dress up. Although, of course, clothes quickly came off, replaced for the most part by something smaller and sexier. It was very busy, full of attractive people, and soon all the play areas were busy. It's a great venue, wonderful event with great hosts, and I loved the food served today too! Chicken and bacon loaded fries went down very nicely, thank you, after 3 or 4 helpings of sex. Sign me up for the next one! |
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Fabulous
by Smile1000
20 April 2025
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| VA never disappoints and what a fantastic Easter weekend, such a great atmosphere and vibe both Friday and Saturday. There was lots of play and a great group of guests on both nights.
The DJs were incredible and played some absolute bangers! As always, the staff were all so friendly and welcoming, and the Easter egg hunt was a nice touch too. Special mention to the bar staff that work incredibly hard all night long, and are always dressed to impress. One in particular catches Mrs K’s attention every time!
Thanks also for my cream egg, question is, how do you eat yours! ;-)
Until next time, mwah! x |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by SVCouple123
20 April 2025
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| We visited VA again for Easter Saturday, thanks Team VA for a brilliant night, we loved it. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Funboy
19 April 2025
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| One of the best clubs with great facilities around. Love the place |
| Rating:
OK
by Tonelock
19 April 2025
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| Vanilla Alternative Still my favourite club in the UK! Great owners, great management, great staff, great events that somtimes exceed to wild events like the ones on Valentines, Onyx and yesterday Easter event. |
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Fabulous
by Gentleman Jay
13 April 2025
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| It’s a long time since I’ve been to this club. I’ve always wanted to return. My friend and I attended the Shhh event. We chatted to some lovely people of all ages. Everyone were so friendly. There was naughtiness wherever we looked as the night wore on. One of the very best clubs I’ve been to. |
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OK
by Fussy fuckers
13 April 2025
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| We attended va last night. Meet friends both new and old. Only been a few times but allways seem to have a good night. If only they had private play rooms it would be our go to club. Staff seem lovely. Venue is clean and tidy and people seem friendly. Can't ask for much more to be fair. |
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Fabulous
by experimentalrj
13 April 2025
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| Wow, what a night, what a venue and what fabulous hosts! We attended the Shh night for newbies and it was our first experience of this amazing lifestyle. From start to finish we felt welcomed, comfortable and were completely put at ease even though we were both very nervous. With J being a wheelchair user the access of this club is great. Most of the venue is accessible with only 2 areas having steps (the couples area and the dungeon). However the couples area only has 2 steps so with the help of another guy we easily visited that area. We went with no expectations but ended up playing together and met some wonderful people. Safe to say we are hooked and we will be returning soon. Thank you VA for making our first experience such a great one! |
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Fabulous
by HotLiving23
13 April 2025
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| It was our first time visiting VA last night at the Shh event. We had such a great time.. the club has a great sexy vibe, looks amazing, super clean, great attitude to the lifestyle, the dungeon and spa are beautiful and offer so much variety of choice! Both staff and be organisers were so friendly, helpful and welcoming. There was not a thing they didn’t know or a problem they couldn’t sort out for you. The games, dungeon session and the shuttle are all a great touch.
We will definitely be back as new lovers of VA - HotLiving23 aka Neon Underwear and White Shirt
;) x |
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Fabulous
by curvyG88
13 April 2025
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| Attended the shhh newbies event last night with my husband and what a night we had. The hosts were great at making you feel at ease even before the event had begun. Mark gave us a tour of the club as it was our first visit which helped us ease into the night. We went with no expectation to play, just a chance to figure out the club scene but felt so relaxed that we ended up getting involved throughout the night. Great music, great crowd and left wanting more. Legs are still shaking now! |
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Avoid
by NewPlayfulCouple2024
11 April 2025
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| Tonight we went to VA with 2 of our friends who were new and wow what a mistake that was. We went into the club and instantly got moaned at and degraded the whole time we were there. Seemed like they love degrading people all the time setting out on a power trip. This time they kept singleing us out all evening and this happened last time but we thought it was a one-off. Clearly it wasn't. There was no music, no dj, atmosphere was horrendous, staff were rude...list goes on. They came up to us many times in the whole time (which was an hour) we were there and degraded us infront of everyone like they kick out of it. We left after we asked for our money back and eventually we got our money back for all 4 of us and left. The last time we were there the blonde woman with the long hair who seems to run the club was very rude to us as we wanted to leave demanded payment for the bar tab but if she had checked I'd already paid it 20mins before and yet no apology for being disrespectful.
We will never be returning to this horrendous place. Avoid this club at all costs. Don't waste your time or money. |
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Fabulous
by Curvy miss D
11 April 2025
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| Came to MILF Club again this month. This place is awesome. I feel at home and comfortable every time I visit. Usually travel as a solo but came with 2 female friends. We all had a great day. 2 of us should be at WWW end of the month. Can't wait to come back x |
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Fabulous
by johnwp
9 April 2025
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| After a long break from this club I was lucky enough to be able to return on a great milf Wednesday. The club didn’t disappoint, with a great atmosphere and a clientele as lovely as always.
Looking forward to more happy visits and hopefully the Lux Lounge opening up for the summer. |
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Fabulous
by Funbound69DP
8 April 2025
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| We recently attended the Gunslinger and golddiger night at this wonderful club. Yet again the staff were super friendly and the atmosphere was rocking, met some fun couples and had an amazing time in the dungeon. From 9pm to 1.30am felt like five mins as we had so much fun.
Thanks VA for welcoming us again.
Has to be the best club |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
6 April 2025
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| Another fantastic weekend at The VA for us. Back to back Friday & Saturday with Bunny Burlesque Bi-Night hosted by the charming James and last night Luv Juice hosted by, in our honest opinion, the No.1 Fabswingers profile “The Surrey MILF” with music rolling from DJ Squire who creates a great vibe for the hot sexy guests this event attracts…. Can’t wait till June for the next one!
As always the club is immaculate and the VA Team are on hand as always to ensure you have the best night…. All in all it’s a 10/10 from us …. Thank you x |
