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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,

This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!
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Rating: Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
2 May 2024
Returned for my second trip to WWW, can you believe it, it has been a whole year since my last visit to this fabulous event and I must say this club offers it all for the uninhibited player, where I shall I start - it offers open playrooms, so if you like to be a voyeur and an exhibitionist, this club is winning on this front, I always have a great time in this cosmopolitan club, from the socialising, dancing to all the naughty times I’ve had from when I was new and nervous to the now experienced hedonistic lady. Looking forward to my second trip to the VA Bi Night - love a cosplay as well as kink and I am a Star Wars Fan. May the Force be with you. Xx
Rating: Fun
by AmazonWoman67
2 May 2024
Visiting to VA2 today after I heard VA2 had been refurbished and wow look fantastic!!! Looking forward to nude sunbathing in lux lounge area in hot summertime. I wish VA2 would have a nice quiet and daylight in a room for Deaf clients.Anyway Definitely to visit again soon. XXAMZXX with Disco walking stick
Rating: OK
by The PhoenixABC
1 May 2024
Returned today for my second milf Wednesday…. Was just as good as last time with lots of friendly people and plenty of play time to be had… had to come home and lie down!
Rating: Fabulous
by Para Dos
27 April 2024
Excellent day @ VA yesterday. Friday daytime was the WWW event which has become the hottest daytime event in the UK, it sells out every month and fast becoming the place to be, tickets fly off the shelves, so you have to apply early doors.

Then last night we carried on and attended The Gynarchy - Female Domination event in the evening, which was fantastic, a well run event offering a male auction, pole dancing men, strap on wirkshop, needle work shop, fire display, canning workshop and a group of very professional Doms. It was different, enjoyable and fun

Thank you to all involved at the VA for your hard work and giving your members What They Want Love Para Dos xx
Rating: Fabulous
by JetWashJerry
26 April 2024
Came to the VA for the first time after being invited to their WWW event. All I can say it wow! What a fab day and all the people I met were very friendly. Great venue and very sexy people. Can't wait until the next event.....
Rating: Fun
by LandP2023
26 April 2024
A first visit for us as we were in the area. From the friendly shuttle bus driver to the welcome tour, the spotless facilities and the fun that followed. Well done to everyone involved in the running of Saturday nights at VA and we look forward to maybe trying some outdoor daytime fun in the summer sun of the Lux Lounge.
Rating: Fabulous
by cosmicpleasureseekers
21 April 2024
Our first visit to VA, and we were not disappointed.

Lovely venue topped by the extremely warm welcome by the stunning bar staff.

Talked to some lovely couples and had a really fantastic time.

Rating: Fun
by tittymcgee
21 April 2024
Just home from our first visit at VA, we had a fun night!

Seemed a little quiet but we managed to have fun by the hot tub, in the couples room and finishing with some good fun in the swing chair ;)
Rating: Fabulous
by SEXYSWINGINGCOUPLE
14 April 2024
Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor.

The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean.

We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits.

Rating: Fabulous
by BangOnBunny
11 April 2024
Attended ScubaStu's first hosting of bi night, and what an event it was. Well done Stu and what a fab tim e we had with many sexy bi folks on the beds
Rating: Fabulous
by stanarrows
6 April 2024
The new host of the VA bi night Scuba Stu has done an amazing job rejuvenating the event. The club and staff are brilliant as ever and the crowd last night was a great blend making it one of the best VA bi nights so far
Rating: Fabulous
by 1ofakind
6 April 2024
I've been going to bi nights for years at this club and this has got to be one of the best nights yet. Lots of male bi action which is just amazing. Well done ScubaStu on a great night x
Rating: Fabulous
by hotsauce24
6 April 2024
Attended our 2nd Bi Night last night and the first one with new Host Scuba Stu! What a night! Great crowd of people and lots of hot bi action! Well done Stu on hosting a great night - see you next month. E&D x
Rating: OK
by Genegenie98
5 April 2024
Attended the milf event on the 3rd...only 2nd time there and loved it again!

Very busy in the pool.. Lots of action on the beds.

We only played with each other this time but loved the whole vibe and met some lovely people.

Rating: Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
4 April 2024
Attended the Easter Bunny evening last Saturday night with one or two couples friends and it was a great evening, nice to be back after Winter hibernation, in some familiar surroundings and to see the other lifestylers as well as being in full play mode.

I will be joining a few others at the Bi night tomorrow night, and I’m very much looking forward to the event ! Love a Bi-night and look forward to future adventures there.

Ms.S-M Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Funboy
4 April 2024
I have been attending this Fabulous club every Wednesday and Friday for over a year, and yesterday at the Milf club, the party was in full swing when I got there around 12pm. The hot tub was filling up nicely, as were the guests in the main part of the club.

Another fun afternoon was had by all and lots of “Newbies” too.

The staff once again were welcoming and fun to be around as they always are.

The playing was fantastic too with action in every part of the club.

Thanks VA...

Funboy

Rating: Fabulous
by Jaques Noir
3 April 2024
My first in a while and I was really pleased I attended

It was very busy but it was great to see old friends & contacts and great meeting and playing alongside others

My playmate for the afternoon was visiting for the first time and was spoiled rotten and is still glowing hours later

Thank you for making her and me so welcome

See you soon

XxxX
Rating: Fun
by Jatnay
3 April 2024
Much as I miss milf not being a weekly slot on the timetable, I have to admit that today was the busyiest I've seen the club on a Wednesday daytime in a long time. Great mix of ppl and I for one had great fun. N
Rating: Fabulous
by Kaz n Drew
3 April 2024
I (Kaz) attended VA for the first time today. This is by far my favourite club now.

Great vibe, super friendly crowd with lots of fun and laughter. I’ll be back
Rating: OK
by The PhoenixABC
3 April 2024
I visited this lovely club today for the first time (first time going to any club)… and loved it… met lots of friendly people and had a fab time… great way to spend a Wednesday!
Rating: Fabulous
by kentcouple1990
1 April 2024
Probably our favourite club? Great night again like always. Stayed there upstairs, very clean and great value for money. Staff are always so friendly. Can’t wait for the festival D&E xx
Rating: Fabulous
by bedtimefun
1 April 2024
I can't really add much to the very good reviews already written about VA except to confirm them .. but just to add that the staff look after you very well and even us single guys are made to feel welcome which is very much appreciated xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Cherri and her Chapstick
1 April 2024
We attended the Easter party Saturdays night and had a fantastic time as always. Great atmosphere, banging tunes on the dance floor and too many sexy people to work our way through.
Rating: Fabulous
by Wolves313
31 March 2024
Last nights Sat Easter party was fantastic! We met so many lovely people, please drop us a DM if we did as we are terrible remembering names! Lots of sexy outfits, social and play. Club & staff were lovely. Looking forward to our next adventure at VA xx
Rating: Fabulous
by TandD91
31 March 2024
Another awesome night at our favourite club. Always great to see friendly faces, staff and guests alike, and the chance to have a dance and a laugh is never missed. An even better night when you’re there with sexy friends. Now to catch up on some sleep again. We’ll be back soon x
Rating: Fabulous
by Mrandmrsc2c
31 March 2024
My husband and I attended for the first time last night with our friends. We had heard many fabulous reviews from many people and it definitely lived up to expectations. The atmosphere was great, brilliant DJ and music, loved all the different areas and the classy feel, we both said how we felt like we were in a nightclub!

We all made great use of the couples area and the dungeon and loved every minute! We will most definitely be back!! Xx
Rating: Fabulous
by SVCouple123
31 March 2024
VA on a Saturday night never disappoints, busy club, friendly staff and one of the best DJ sets yet. Thanks Team VA
Rating: Fun
by TopCats
25 March 2024
We attended Saturday Seduction for the first time and had a great time. Met lots of couples and had a dance. Atmosphere was great. Staff were friendly and welcoming. Will definitely be returning.
Rating: Fabulous
by Kinkyfuckery999
24 March 2024
Attended VA on Saturday for the Saturday seduction night, having had a couple of not so great experiences at VA we didn’t know what to expect. The venue has had a update and looks great,we had a really good time, great mix of couples awesome DJ and friendly staff, we shall certainly be returning
Rating: OK
by the2ofus40
24 March 2024
Our first visit to VA on Saturday! Great venue, great atmosphere and we met some very sexy and fun individuals/couples. Will certainly be returning in the near future. Bring it on!!

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