FabSwingers.com: A (35) & S (37) , Couple in Sheffield, East Midlands, UK

Just to save some time down the line:

No we won’t meet alone and no she doesn’t want you to split her in two with your 9inch Python, my Haribo snake needs to fit in that when your finished thanks.

No we don’t have Snapchat, we aren’t 14 but, we may exchange numbers if we vibing like 14years olds drinking MD20/20 on a school night of the fields mixing it up with some WKD Blue blasting tunes out of our Samsung D500, you know the one with the speaker attachment…fuck we getting old.

Congratulations you have a penis! Lovely as that is, we tend not to communicate with any sort of phallus before consulting with its owner and if its owner allows their phallus to do the introductions, we assume said phallus is the smallest of the dicks in that partnership.

We are fine yes, thank you, are you?

No we don’t have experience we new to this and yes, patience goes a long way genuinely. Basically we shit, straight up proper wank, but you were once, now look at you!

We have a life outside this platform and it’s busy, and we have a family, a business, and each-other to prioritise, we married that’s how it works, till it doesn’t…but so far so good! A, still has both testicles and no longer flinches when S is holding a knife…I’ve been advised to clarify it was not a knife and I am not being abused, it was a BBQ Fork and I was being a prick.

Other than that genuinely look forward to hearing from you! We share the account so it’s hit and miss who you will get but 9/10 it will be the male.

What S would say about A:

He’s funny, I think he’s fit, smells nice, hard working beyond belief and goes out of his way to make sure his family gets the best life. He’s sarcastic but in a fun, sometimes dark way, but that’s what makes him fun to be around. Oh and he’s pretty good in bed too and really good with his hands!

What A would say about S:

Proper dick, but I married her so I can’t get away without losing 50% of everything so for the purpose of this exercise. S has great music taste, sucks dick like a trooper and doesn’t mind taking one in the pooper, this wasn’t meant to rhyme, but fuck it I can’t stop now or it would be a crime, juicy butt and swallows. Styled that out nicely I think... moving on, in all seriousness, S is great, if she wasn’t I wouldn’t fuck her and I really enjoy doing that but the woman is desperate for some FF action and I don’t want to ever get in the way of that because I’m truly fucking selfless ??

And nobody is permitted to use our pics, unless your paying then drop me a message, let’s talk ??

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