FabSwingers.com: Sarah (37) , Woman in durham, North East, UK

I AM NOT NEW HERE - JUST A NEW PROFILE. ANYONE WHO HAS READ MY STATUSES AND HAD CONTACT WITH - WILL KNOW THE REASON WHY! IM SURE MOST WILL RECOGNISE ME.

If you have met me before or cammed with me - please can you re-verify me again. Thankyouuuuuu!

Never thought I’d have to write this.. because I mean who would want to steal my photos haha.. BUT can people STOP using my photos!!!! What is the actual point? If I find anyone who does so.. I’m going to hunt you down and add your skull to my collection!!! I’m not even kidding!

Anyway…

Hiya!

Basically - I’m fun, easy to get on with, genuine and down to earth. What you see is what you get! - (you won’t find that I’ve faffed on with me photos to try and make myself better - can’t work miracles ha)! - However, if I do appeal to you online.. then you are going to fucking love me in person :D

I might (haha) - look serious, but I’m far from it. You have to know me to get my banter and sense of humour though! I’m referring to my status on here at times etc!

I’m the type of lass who wears converse, vans, Dr Martens with everything.. not high heels.. sorry to kill any high heel fantasies haha!

I more or less upload photos daily (WITHOUT begging for fabs) and I know I MIGHT (haha) look like a moody bitch in me photos - but I’m far from it! It’s just me resting bitch face!!

This is proper ridiculous- but I’d like to confirm with you all that…YES I change my shower curtains WEEKLY and YES I change my phone cases every COUPLE of days or so (depending how adventurous I’m feeling)!! I hope this helps in whatever way and settles any uncertainty! I like to answer these popular questions I receive!! If you would like to know where I purchase them from… then just ask! (Rolls eyes)

Noooo I am not a serial killer (yet) - as people really do test your patience these days though!

I’m looking to meet **LOCAL** people for some DRAMA FREE fun! - I say LOCAL because that’s what I mean! I’m fine with one off meets. I am just after lots of dirty fun!! Simple really….

I DO NOT meet couples and I DO NOT care if you have permission from your wife to fuck your way through the site - I AM NOT INTERESTED! I must also state - I’m bored of males thinking they could “ruin” me with their “big” dicks!!! If I can push a baby out (which I can and have) .. then I’m more than confident I can “take” your dick haha!!! So blah fucking blah. I love a man covered in tattoos… just want to put that out there!

I will only talk to people who have pictures and have verified themselves or at least attach a FACE pic. Not fussed over you sending a dick pic.. I’d much rather see who the fuck I’m talking to lol! So to clarify….

^ NO FACE PIC = NO REPLY

Also - I know a fake profile from a real.- I’ve got you sussed!!! So don’t bother thinking you can fool me.. i am actually brighter than I look ha! Seriously I am! Males with fake accounts pretending to be females…don’t get me started! Stalker exes - fuck off!

Please ffs DO NOT whinge if I can’t reply back to your message or if I bulk delete… - it’s impossible to keep up with messages. I genuinely make an effort in replying!! There’s no point in sending me hate mail - it’s pathetic and still not going to get you a reply and no doubt you have a copy and paste message that you are sending to every lass on here anyway!

I love cum -YES- but I don’t just let randoms fill me up haha. I mean imagine that man. *Cough - Riddled dirty skank..

I am NOT into cam sex or phone sex etc, it does nothing for me and is just a waste of time! I seriously really do NOT want to hear you wank or see you cum in your own mouth!! zzzzzzzzz …YAWN - So I’m only up for meeting in person!!!!

Also - NO you CAN’T “breed” me!! (Exactly how it’s put)!! I mean WTF! I can’t believe how much I get asked this on a daily basis!

As for my feet, well, their a size 6 but honestly I think their pretty lanky…so i don’t class myself as having “sexy feet” - but hey -, if you want to lick, suck and cum on them… then knock yourself out ha!

I should point out (although you can see for your self haha) that I have a caesarean scar - so if that’s a problem then fuck you and fuck off! Lol!! **

As you can see - I’m not exactly blessed in the boob department haha (UNDERSTATEMENT) I mean what’s the crack with that?

Butttt if you do happen to like a lass with zero boobs bouncing in your face - then here I am ;). Also if you like big juicy pussy lips… then I am definitely your lass! Ha

Think I’ve covered everything…..

No time wasters please! DISTANCE IS A DEAL BREAKER!

Ooh and lastly - WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE

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