FabSwingers.com: Ser (36) , Man in London, Greater London, UK

NEW TO LONDON AND READY TO PLAY AFTER COVID. I HAVE VERIFIED ACCOUNT IN INTERNATIONAL SWINGERS PAGE CALLED S*D*C.

Intellectual, educated, Good looking , totally respectfull ( this is must), discrete, full of fun and laugh.

Life is too short so live it full.

It`s important for me to connect with the people I meet. Without chemistry, no fun... I am a polite professional person who is happy to have a civilized conversation first and most intense and kinky time in the bedroom, or somewhere else for that matter :)!

Also the respect of each person`s values and fantasies is key for me as I believe we have the best time when we are all comfortable.

Within these lines I think most things can go and I am willing to engage in fantasies and scenarios... of course like everybody I have my limits like pain or for example.

Blessed and fortunate to be well endowed paired with impressive stamina. I enjoy giving a woman the ultimate in pleasure leaving her totally breathless and satisfied. I am always cool, careful and respectful. Always open minded. Very strong tenacious sex drive. Experienced and never in a rush. HER comfort level and pleasure ALWAYS comes first. I am very fortunate to have had the privilege to meet and play with the ones that have selected me.

Some More Details about me :

A ... Attractive

B ... Brave

C ... Charming

D ... Dominant

E ... Elegant

F ... Friendly

G ... Gentlemen

H ... Horny

I ... Interesting

J ... Juicy

K ... Keen

L ... Luxuriant

M ... Male

N ... Nostalgic

O ... Open

P ... Powerful

Q ... Quiet

R ... Real

S ... Sexy

T ... Testy

U ... Unique

V ... Valuable

W ... Warm

X ... Xénophile

Z ... Zippy

*SPECIAL NOTE - THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR YOU* Dear hubbies/BF`s, I am NOT here to `take` your wives/GF`s away from you. Some of you don`t understand that it is in MY best interest that YOUR relationship is totally committed and in the best possible condition. You (hubby/BF) have to be her #1 at ALL times. A confident, happy, in sync, drama-free couple with nothing to hide from each other means fun times for all and more invites to play again.

Please, ONLY contact me if you are SERIOUS about meeting up. I appreciate those great friends that I have met that understand and respect this aspect about me. THANK YOU!

Let`s the fun begin now!

80 ways you know you’re a Swinger!

1- You’ve had sex with more people since you’ve been married than you did when you were single

2- Half of the numbers on your cell phone are listed only by screen names

3- You know most of your friends’ by their first names but you don’t know their last names

4- You have more lingerie than a hooker

5- You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person

6- Your spouse asks you if you want to have sex, and your first thought is”With who?”

7- Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy

8- Your sex toy collection costs more than your kitchen set

9- You have a stripper’s pole in the middle of your den

10- You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join you for a foursome

11- The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife’s thong

12- You’ve hugged your friends goodnight while naked

13- You remember to bring lube before you remember to bring lipstick

14- You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends’ houses

15- You get dressed for a party and don’t worry about comfort because your clothes won’t be on for very long

16- You panic when your friend’s digital camera goes missing

17- You’ve invited friends over and watched porn

18- You’ve invited friends over and made porn

19- You’ve watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife’s breasts

20- Your friends know what brand of condom you prefer

21- Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman’s perfume and it brings a smile to your face

22- You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos

23- You spouse is having an orgasm, while you are busy in the other room discussing the stock market

24- You spent twice as long on your profile than you did on your resume

25- On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest

26- You erase your computer’s browser history and cache every time you leave your office

27- You’re at the market, and the only things in your basket are condoms, lube and Red Bull

28- You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don’t fit you or your wife

29- You leave the kids at home when you go to the “toy store`

30- You take photos of yourself with your head out of the frames, on purpose

31- You frequently use the term “Friends of friends” when explaining how you know certain people

32- You have an entire closet devoted just to themed outfits

33- You come home with that, “There’s Something About Mary” hairstyle

34- In the gym shower you’re the only guy with shaved balls

35- All of your vacation photos were taken inside your hotel room

36- You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex

37- It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m.

38- You actually installed a lock on a bedroom closet door that holds your sex-swing and other fun stuff

39- You’re constantly afraid that visiting relatives will turn on one of your home videos you forgot to hide

40- Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and decide …” Here’s how we know each other…”

41- You ask a guy to teach you “That thing you do with your fingers that my wife enjoys so much

42- In the middle of sex with your spouse, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom

43- You come back from vacation and you have a tan, but no tan lines

44- All the men bring their wives to your bachelor party

45- Making it an early night means getting home before 3 a.m.

46- Your sexual fantasies never last very long… Because they keep coming true!

47- On vacation you set aside time to take pictures that are actually acceptable to show to your family

48- You own a double-headed dildo

49- You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos

50- You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend

51- You position the computer screen in such a way your children can’t sneak up on you

52- You can’t remember the last time you had pubic hair

53- Before traveling somewhere, you look up couples in that area

54- You worry about explaining to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don’t leave until Sunday afternoon

55- Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it

56- You hear the word “Playmate” and your first thought is NOT “Playboy”

57- The word “slut” has become a term of endearment

58- Your choice in new carpeting is heavily based on which type won’t give you rug burns

59- You bet your wife who can score first with that cute girl

60- You don’t think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels and fishnets when it’s freezing outside

61- Your wedding reception has an after party

62- Your kids think it’s normal for adults to have sleepovers

63- A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury

64- You believe in Unicorns… Because you’ve actually ridden one

65- You can’t decide which of your three naughty schoolgirl outfits you should wear tonight

66- You always keep a supply of condoms, lube and clean hand towels by your bed… And your guest bed… And your couch in the living room

67- You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light

68- You place a ad that reads: “Wanted: Reliable babysitter who is willing to stay till sunrise and doesn’t ask any questions

69- You choose furniture based on which best repels semen stains

70- The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives, even in summer

71- You know the most flattering angle at which to photograph your genitals

72- You can expertly identify the differences between every type of breast implants

73- The movie “Swingers” was a huge disappointment to you

74- You’ve become especially good at operating your digital camera with one hand

75- You’re in a public place and you swear you hear someone shout your screen name

76- You start having withdrawals if the swinger’s web site is down

77- You’ve handed out business cards that have nothing to do with your occupation

78- You buy lap dances for your wife… And vice versa

79- You’re still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night

80- You laughed out loud at 20 or more of these!

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