FabSwingers.com: Workman (57) & Bonita (58) , Couple in March and Brandon, East Midlands, UK

First of all, some things for you to note:

1. READ THE PROFILE!

2. We do occasionally have a MASSIVE clear out of ALL messages (both read and un-read) as it does get difficult to manage. If you have messaged us previously, and your message was deleted, please don't take it personally: please message us again.

3. Due to some recent problems with single males mucking us around, our friends list is now reserved for couples and single females that we want to meet, or have met (and want to meet again). Single males will ONLY get on our friends list IF WE HAVE MET YOU (Sending us an un-invited friend request MAY GET YOU BLOCKED). Sorry chaps, but the "messers" have spoilt it for the "faithful". (Moan over)

4. WE DO NOT DO Kik OR WhatsApp.

5. To message us you MUST have public pictures on your profile (otherwise your message might simply be deleted without being read)

6. Random friend requests without, at least, some conversation between us or without our permission/request may get you blocked.

7. If you arrange to meet us and do not show up without a decent reason, supplied BEFORE the event, YOU WILL GET BLOCKED!

8. We take photos and videos of our meets, for our personal use only (and maybe posting on here, with any participating people's permission). This is non-negotiable unless agreement is made to the contrary. If you don't want to be pictured or filmed, don't meet us! It really is that simple.

One other thing... we are NOT free today, unless we specifically state it in our status or we are on the "meet today" list. Thank you.

...now on with the profile...

Hi.

We are a couple in our fifties. We would like to hear from single males and females, couples and groups that would like to meet up with us for fun times. Party invites welcome. We are both experienced in the swinging lifestyle, although Workman is more experienced than Bonita - but only because he's been doing it for longer! A wink to us, or a message shows us that you're interested in finding out more. It therefore follows that if we wink or message you, then we are interested - wink back or message us if you want to take it further.

We are into soft or full swap, safe or bare play (we prefer bare). we can travel and accommodate.

workman, sometimes plays alone and has permission to play with females/couples. ...yes, he actually does: see our verifications, and Bonita will confirm that if requested. (He has a fully verified solo account on here: o69me, if you want to take a look). Bonita also sometimes plays alone but ONLY after we have BOTH got to know you (but not in the biblical sense where Workman is concerned for males). Message us for details.

Further to the playing separately comments above we are on the lookout for an "official" Fuckbuddy for each of us. Get messaging everyone. If there are any couples out there that fancy being our fuckbuddies (to meet together and/or separately) then that's fine too. PLEASE NOTE: Any prospective FB MUST be fairly local (within 25 or so miles) to us. If you would like to be considered to be a fuckbuddy for one (or both) of us please put the word "Hammerdrill" somewhere in the subject line of your first message.

A bit about us:

Workman is 5'11", slim, medium build and WE. He is EXCELLENT at oral sex and he really enjoys cleaning creampies: whether that be from our male visitors after they have finished with Bonita, or from couples that have sex with each other during meeting us. He is also available individually, if you need his cleaning services (indeed, he is sought after for his services). Naturally, he enjoys straight sex also.

Bonita is 5'0" size 14 with an excellent figure and wonderful pert, 34DD breasts. She enjoys lots of foreplay and oral along with all kinds of fun as long as it's cock related: the more the merrier! She has recently experienced DV, and this is something she REALLY wants to do more of.

We both have an excellent sense of humour and both enjoy all forms of fun, with the exception of the usual No's. We are very outgoing and broadminded - there isn't much that shocks us. We have a number of fantasies that we are looking to make real; they involve singles (of both sexes), couples and groups, of all ages.

We have had so many messages from single guys, we cannot possibly respond to them all so please don't take offence if we don't. That said, so many of them are one-liners, or at best a maximum of 5 words: THESE ARE MOSTLY IGNORED AND/OR DELETED WITH NO RESPONSE. We have also noticed that people who message us for the first time do not read our profile and put the correct "code word(s)" as the title. All decent messages, longer than 1 sentence and written in correct english are considered. Any first-time message sent from people not on our friends list, without the correct "code word(s)" are likely to be deleted without even being read. (People on our friends list are NOT bound by these rules). We have also set our message filters so that you can ONLY message us if you have PUBLIC photos on your profile. If you message us without any public photos available (i.e. you make one public just to message us and then make it private again), YOUR MESSAGE WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DELETED AND YOU MAY BE BLOCKED.

UPDATE REGARDING MESSAGES: As we get so many messages. We often find that we miss ones from people we want to hear from (or they "drop off" the bottom of our inbox). Please don't take it personally. Please do message us again. We also find that we have to regularly delete all read messages in a bid to find the ones that we have missed. If this is the case, we may need reminding from time-to-time of our earlier conversations with you. Hope you understand.

Please do allow us time to read the messages that you send. Although one of us (mostly Workman) monitors our inbox (and fields/deletes messages where appropriate), we will not arrange anything unless we are together (unless you are requiring just Workman's services). We both have busy lives.

Any couple wannabe's who aren't, in fact, couples WILL be found out and WILL be blocked: As will people who pester us, are rude to us, or who muck us about in any way - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Face pics are available for GENUINE people only, who are PHOTO VERIFIED and match at least one of the following: have at least one verification; who have face pics on their profile; or who provide face pics to us first (you MUST have a RECENT verification) - provided we both agree, we will send ours by return.

So that we know you have read our profile, please put the word "pickaxe" somewhere in the title of your message.

To be considered for our shortlist of participants for any of our upcoming group meets, please send us a message with the word "screwdriver" in the title, tell us a little bit about yourself (we're not looking for war and peace - just a few words/sentences) and why you think you should be considered. Also please send recent face and unclothed photo of yourself (ideally, these should on the same photo but it's not compulsory). Friends and people we have met before get priority. Shortlists are normally compiled by workman. The final attendees are selected by Bonita, and Bonita alone.

If you would like an oral-only meet from us (suck/lick and go) kind of thing, then please use the codeword "syphon". Both Workman and Bonita are available for these meets for females and males respectfully. These can be at ours or at your place. As stated previously, Workman is also to perform creampie cleanup duties for such a meet too. If you're meeting Bonita at one of these meets, guys, them more than just a blowjob MIGHT be on the cards - but this AT BONITA'S DISCRETION and HER decision, AND HERS ALONE.

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