FabSwingers.com: Wide floorboards (50) , Man in Lincoln, East Midlands, UK

To cut to the chase; shock horror, I am not even a swinger.

From what I glean about it, the swinging world doesn't appeal to me. I wouldn't want to go to clubs or parties and having a sort of conveyor belt, “next please” approach to sex doesn't offer anything that thrills me in the slightest.

But I am hugely excited by short burst interaction with strangers. I have never been a gambler, but on a website like this, the allure to me is rather akin to that of a roulette wheel. If I arrange to meet somebody for a coffee or perhaps a drink in a pub, I really don't know what to expect when they arrive. Effectively, I'm playing human roulette; spinning the wheel and letting the ball land on any number.

I love conversation and that sense of getting a snap shot glimpse into other people's lives. If I walk down a busy street in, say, London or Manchester, I sometimes think how many interesting stories are contained in the heads of the people walking past me; all of which I will never hear. If you have unusual anecdotes, then I'm probably going to like you. I am attracted to the company of quirky, erudite people who think perhaps a little bit differently to the norm.

I suppose that I'm chasing a cinematic, atmospheric experience. Getting to a cafe five minutes early and waiting for somebody to come in and sit down at the table opposite me. It's black and white film stuff and for me, that's very, very electric. Is it romantic ? Most definitely yes, and that's a huge part of the charm. But it's not school run, let's spend Sunday afternoons shopping in Asda stuff. I suppose that it's fantasy, thrills without reality, ships passing in the night romance. And what's wrong with that ? Nothing at all, in my book.

I'm from Yorkshire and self employed in the jewellery business. I travel to London most Mondays by train, getting in to Kings Cross station at around 11am. My work takes about an hour, in Hatton Garden, and from then on, I'm pretty much totally free for the rest of the day until I catch my train back up north at around 8pm.

You can be from any social and educational background. I love culture, be it looking around museums and art galleries or discussing literature, but these same interests are not at all imperative in the people I would like to meet. Far from it. Humour is significant and the ability to not take one's self too seriously is vital. If we meet and get along well, then we'll do the same repeatedly and see where things go. If we meet and it's a bit lack lustre, then we'll shake hands and go our separate ways, having lost nothing.

Unusually, I think, I have put my telephone number here. I'm not sure why more people don't do this, but perhaps I've missed something ? Exchanging written messages can be a chore and my view that it's more productive, and somehow more human, to have a phone chat. If you feel that you might like a meeting, then I would suggest that you perhaps just give me a call. I am completely single ( I have never been married and have no children) and you can call anytime, leave voice messages etc if I'm busy etc; there is no need for secrecy.

What more can I say ? In summary, if you're just that little bit different, and can hold a conversation, please get in touch. The coffee or drinks are on me, in exchange for at least one entertaining story from you.

I should add that I am totally straight and do not want to meet males or couples. If you're male and reading this, please don't send me a message; doing so is just a complete waste of your time and mine.

Finally, while my location will normally be central London, reflecting my visits there on Mondays, it may suddenly change. I do drive around the country quite a lot, often at short notice, and will tweak my postcode here as required. If my profile pops up in the results for your area, it is almost certainly because I have a business trip there in the forthcoming few days. Obviously, I can confirm where I will be, and when, if you get in touch.

Many thanks for looking.

PS. In the "interests" section, I have simply ticked every box, on the basis that it will increase the number of search returns in which I feature. I apologise in advance if you wanted me to go dogging with you while I am dressed in ladies' clothes.

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