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Rolling Into the Swing of Things (Literally)


Woman in Newport Pagnell, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 13 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 18 to 60 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Laura

41 years old
Bisexual

5'5"  165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
More than 5 piercings

Interests

Voyeurism, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Adult Parties
About Me:

Well, where to start? Last year, my brain decided it wanted to play a game of “How much chaos can we cause?” and gifted me a stroke. Charming, right? Since then, I’ve been rolling through life with my trusty powerchair or rollator, because walking unaided is soooo last season. Bonus round: I’ve also developed epilepsy (because why stop at one surprise?) and my libido took a nosedive, leaving me ace (asexual) but not by choice.

That said, I do get the occasional flutter of sexual desire—it’s like spotting a rare bird—and I’m demisexual too, so if we’re vibing, there’s a chance. But let’s be clear: no hookups, no dick pics, no “Hi, sexy” messages. If you send me unsolicited anatomy shots, rest assured my partner and I will be laughing at them while I roll my eyes and curse the lack of profile-reading skills in the world.

Before my brain tried to assassinate me, my partner and I were dipping our toes into the swing community and enjoying it. We’re exhibitionists and hoping the thrill of it all might reignite my spark. Swinging might be a bit unconventional for someone with my current relationship with desire, but hey, life is weird, and so am I.

What I’m Looking For:

Friendly chats, making connections, and having a laugh. I’m not here to play the numbers game or collect matches like Pokémon cards. I’d much rather make genuine connections, even if they’re purely platonic. If you’re kind, funny, and can hold a decent conversation, we’ll get on just fine.

Fun Facts About Me:

• I’m excellent at rolling into a room (powerchair for dramatic entrances).

• I love terrible puns. I’m wheely good at them.

• My partner and I are a package deal. Think of us as your quirky friends who happen to enjoy experimenting with exhibitionism.

If you’re looking for someone who’ll keep you laughing while keeping things real, drop me a message. Just… read the profile first, yeah? It’s not a novel.