FabSwingers.com: kev (61) , Man in parbold, North West, UK

Experienced Mature Gentleman,Can accommodate , none pushy guy, come relax with me if you are interested in meeting, or maybe accompany me to a club, just message me, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed. Always showered fresh and shaved in all the right places before meeting. Like visiting swingers clubs. This made me smile . Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.

2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.

3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.

4. Sex with some1 different Go Compare.

5. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.

6. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.

7. Sex with a tranny: Confused.com.

This always makes me giggle and is so true for this site:

When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

TWAT was a pregnant FISH

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

AC/DC was a band,

A & O levels were qualifications

CLUBS were for dancing in

69 was just a NUMBER

......and then I came across Fab.... and all my education was ruined right then n there.. If a meeting happens, all the better Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.