FabSwingers.com: W (33) & V (39) , Couple in Northants , West Midlands, UK

If your profile is giving witness protection programme… don’t add us

No pics / no veri / no chat = no chance.

Please don’t just add friend requests.

Especially if;

1. You don’t have a profile photo (we’re not playing Guess Who)

2. You don’t have any public photos (mysterious is cute… blank is not)

3. You don’t have any veri’s (we like proof you’re real, not a paranormal activity)

4. You’re a MALE profile and I’ve never spoke or interacted (sir… behave)

You will be deleted without hesitation.

We’re not being rude… we’re just not wasting time

• Chemistry and connection always come first. We’re not IKEA furniture — if it doesn’t fit, we’re not forcing it.

• If you can make us laugh while making us moan, you’re our type.

• Banter is a MUST. Sarcasm, dark humour and flirty teasing are basically foreplay for us.

• Wanda can be quite brutal — if you’re sensitive you’ll last 7 minutes… and not in the fun way.

• And just so we’re clear — if you’re hot but boring, it’s still a no.

Dead chat = dead vibe.

Also… if you’re thinking of messaging like “hungdaddydave” with another unsolicited dick pic — save it.

There’s no shortage, they’re not rare, and they’re definitely not currency.

Create a shortage if you want to up the value.

You might have spotted us at Jaydees or VA if you did, why didn’t you say hi??

We don’t bite… unless asked nicely

So… if you’re fun, sexy, and can keep up with our stamina and sarcasm, come say hi…

Worst case? We’ll share a drink and some cheeky banter.

Best case? You’ll leave with sore cheeks… both kinds!

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