FabSwingers.com: Vicky (50) , TV/TS in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

So, it has been so long since I updated this. Prime Ministers have come and gone in that time, and with any luck another one will have fucked off by the time you read this. Everything from before is still true, but I thought I'd do a summary of where my head's at so we're all clear.

1. I'm still a crossdressing slut.

2. I'm still single.

3. I'm still a nightmare d*unken date.

4. I'm still into women, crossdressers and trans women (because they're women).

5. I'm still not, nor never will be, into men. Now guys, I know you're not like normal men (obviously) but you know what, you still fall into the normal men category for me in that, the distinction is, no sausages will be getting hidden between us.

6. I respect that different people have different lifestyles and circumstances. It's fine that you wear your wife's knickers or burst her shoes. You're not a crossdresser babes. You're a man in knickers that are too small. See point 5. And buy your own, you cheapskate cunt.

7. My current kinks in no particular order are tights (I'm done with stockings, my ass is too white), encasement (Google it), upskirts, watersports, voyeurism, cages, edging, shoe-dangling, and smoking. And dirty story-telling, names changed to protect the guilty. Don't have a headache, I don't mean all at the same time.

8. I'm still congenitally lazy. I do meet, but, if I'm not in the mood I'll postpone. If you can't wait, I'm probably not worth it.

9. I'm still not into home-wrecking. If you're hairy it's because you don't want to explain why you shave to the wife. That ain't sexy babes, on so many levels.

10. I'm still a d*unken bum, so if we meet, be prepared to chill, to have a few drinks, to relax. I'm not up for a quickie.

So, that's Vicky v.2024.

Good luck with that.

I'll be on cam again from time to time, but it takes me about 3 fucking days to look like a walk-of-shame slut, so don't count any chickens.

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Ok dokes folks...

Since the stuff below is... ahem... somewhat out of date... Let's be honest.

I'm not a 48 year old crossdresser now or anything... but... well... ahem... do the arithmetic.

Dunno if anyone spotted it but for a couple of years meets have been more sporadidic. Some bitch called Rona fucked it up.

And as gorgeous as you might think your clitty is, it ain't worth dying for. Unless you actually are Scully in which case it is. But you're not!!! (Unless you are, call me, you know you want to).

OK so, no traumatising shit or anything, no "Oh tears, wahhh, desperate" gibberish.

It's just a very long time since I've entertained and I'm trying to ease myself back in gently.

So whilst, I probably will, at some point... I might not, quite yet, just now.

Fuck, I have phobias about getting on a train :-D

Oh and for those wondering, the legs are still good but the years have buggered the face.

Video performances may require OxyContin and Smirnoff to reach my previous plateaux. :-D

Mehhhh, message me and you never know. Oh, and, if you're a guy with a cock pic, like you've only got a cock pic... Well honey, it might be nice, it might be impressive, it might even reach the parts other beers cannot reach... But sadly... It's dwarfed by your lack of personality, charm and humour. So best just put it away babes.

Smooch xxx

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Glasgow/Central Scotland, 44 year old crossdresser.

It's been a wee while folks, did you miss me? Liars. You didn't miss me at all. You all went "thank fuck Vicky's gone!!!" Anyway, it's nice to be back, see a few familiar faces, meet a few new ones, and generally perv through profiles... We all do it, don't be coy. I've seen ya. I know what you're up to, and if you don't stop it'll make you go blind. So feel free to say "hi" if you wondered if I was dead, or just fancy a chat, and rock my world, or laptop.

One more thing, meets. I haven't had one for a long time. So I'll be a wee bit gunshy. It doesn't mean I won't meet... but I think this time i'll be a little bit more circumspect. Unless I'm really horny, of course. ;-)

*sigh* fumbling in the wife's sock drawer is not crossdressing. buy your own, cheapskates.

Looking to meet girlies for fun, no request not considered.

Slim, tall(ish), brown/grey hair, blue eyes, anything else you need to know, ask away.

One more thing... you know where it says i'm a smoker... why do "will not meet smokers" contact me? Mind you, you probably haven't read this far.

ok... so, i've met a fair few folk from here (all lovely, many many thanks xxx) but a pattern emerges. i don't want to split up a marriage. i've done that before. it's not good for anyone. so, if you're married and she doesn't know, please don't tempt me because i'm weak and will say yes. and i don't want to.

if you're a "couple" get the missus to talk to me. never ceases to amaze me how many couples are guys who's wife isn't there just now but she's really into it...

if you're looking for a meet... what's the use replying to my asking when you fancy, the following day... what am i? fucking rentahole? i'd make a date 6 months in advance with the right person, but what's the fucking point saying you're horny then taking 24 hours to reply when i ask what you fancy doing. i have a life too. i could have been doing someone worthwhile when i was waiting for the reply...

next thing... there are too many people here who write beautiful prose, from the heart, which is poetic in its lyricism. they never get a look in because "hey, u cam" or "u got kik" is too busy fumbling in his calvin klein boxers while the missus picks the kids up from school.

let me put this politely. I FKN H8 TXTSPK. if you can't figure your head round a sentence i'm reluctant to let you investigate the mysteries of the prostate. smileys are ok though. i like them ;-)

while i'm ranting...

often, on here, i'm on cam. i'm not everyone's cup of tea and i'm not expecting a fan club. but it can be difficult if lots of messages (i wish) are going on at the same time, so i'm sorry... i don't always reply. it's nothing personal. but at the same time... if all you have to say is "hi" or "how u doin" well... i can't be fucking bothered manufacturing a conversation from that... so if it's a boring as fuck introduction... i probably skipped by you to someone that writes in grown up language.

in my defence, i've got lots of shoes and not bad legs hehehe

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