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Man in Shropshire, West Midlands, UK
Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

me

51 years old
Straight

5'9"  175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Ok , not being dramatic :-) but I think I need a little break from this , not due to it being too intense and I’m knackered and worn out from all the interest I have gathered , but quite the opposite, I haven’t thrown my teddy in the corner just yet. Just hid a few pictures and will be popping on for a perve and peak in the forums (that bit is mildly addictive) the optimist in me has left my profile viewable just in case anyone reads a message from me and decides to take a peak ;-) but there maybe a bit of a gap for a reply - sorry

I live alone , and find myself exploring this world of fantasy and debauchery, hopefully looking for NSA fun , some excitement and a distraction from the real world

Ideally looking for that one FWB for regular connection and exploration together , all the good stuff without the bad .

However

I’ve soon realised that has narrowed down my options somewhat lol , so this is open to alternative suggestions and ideas I am not a hardened swinger or even a swinger at all at this stage , but willing to learn and open to ideas. Who knows what I might like :-) hence I haven’t put a long list of interests on my profile , ultimately depends on the company anyway. In fact the majority of the acronyms I don’t know what they stand for , my Google history is going to be on a government watch list if I keep looking them up !

I’m a man , I have needs lol , and hoping for fun meets excitement and adventures. I do have fantasies I’d like to explore , see if the reality is as good as the fantasy maybe, but depends on mood and company at the time.

I am not going to promise you , John Holmes’s or Ron Jeremy porn star experiences , but more of a enthusiastic amateurish awkward fumbles (well at first maybe)

I don’t have a 6 pack nor am I BBC , just a dad bod and a ABC (average beige cock) I could pretend to be all of these things but you’d soon notice I suspect.

Yes I know I have narrowed down my options even further , but I’m not here to waste anyone’s time , here to , chat , hopefully meet ,again different moods call for different scenarios

There are times where a one off spur of the moment need of filth and deprivation is called for , being horny isn’t something I can always plan for and it happens without notification

I live alone so yes I can accommodate , but I do have another life and children most weekends, so if I ever say I can’t accommodate at anytime, please don’t automatically assume I’m married or a time-waster , with the right people I will accommodate.

I do travel around with work so occasionally have regular hotel stays in some other areas of the uk, not just one offs regular return trips, so if I’m nosing at your profile and appear miles away, then that is probably why :-0

I don’t mind travelling and with the right connection would travel for the right people , who knows could make a dirty weekend out of it ;-)

So if you manage to notice my profile amongst the thousands of other guys on here , then Thankyou and even better if you are even slightly interested come say hi , and who knows :-)

My journey so far

The main question I get asked is so how have you found fab so far ?

My journey into this world wasn’t quite the , open honest , world of filth and debauchery I imagined , but after some , well very limited and not much contact with its inhabitants I have determined its not quite the 70s style porn movie and Emmanulle type characters (showing my age) but something different

Ultimately I have found there is nowt as queer as folk , and we are all very different and to find somebody that aligns to what you want , or has mutual understanding , is actually a rare and very lucky find especially when I am not really sure what I want ;-)

Yes a very long profile , too much time on my hands, I need to do something else with them lol

:-0

Another question I get asked even with this extremely long profile is why am I here , despite everything written above , I guess my answer is

I’m a functional narcissist seeking external validation to boost my self esteem

So please come say something nice to me

:-)