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Man in Bolton, North West, UK
Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 11 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Women aged 18 to 99. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

tongtwistaxxx

55 years old
Straight

5'7"  170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal
(So the powers that be here at Fab thought my last profile wasn’t PC so they deleted the whole thing….really? You couldn’t have just asked me to remove the offensive bits???? Ho hum……)

Anyway…..

So most folks that know me would say that I’m good person, perhaps imperfect, but a good-egg that likes to chat and get to know all sorts of people. I’m looking for women that have a twinkle in their eye, a sense of humor, a kind heart and are open minded and adventurous…..

It should be noted, and I did say I was imperfect; I’m a married fella so if your own sense of morality finds my being here offensive, I get it. Just pass me by. No harm, no foul….for those that seek to understand my motivations, drop me a mail and let’s talk. Married 20+ years but a very stilted sex life…... I’d heard that women on this site specifically were more adventurous and so perhaps I might meet a few that are willing to work with this. I do think honesty is important too so ladies, I won’t bullshit ya…..oh….and I’m based in the US of A but was raised in the northwest. I get back a few times a year and looking for discreet meets when in town. And yes, whilst I’ve been away a while, I still have my “Lancy-twang”…..??. They do love a good English accent this side of the pond…..

Now a few women here have found that some….maybe many men are very rude. Offensive even. It’s been pointed out that my race may be pre-disposed to this; I think it’s more the individuals themselves that are arse hats so hopefully I won’t be tainted with that label. Another girl here told me that my race was linked to predatory sex gangs which I’m obviously not a member of, it in agreement with! Not sure why women would think that just cuz I’m brown…..Anyway…..I can say that at the very least I’ll be polite, and hell I might be able to string the odd sentence together! ??????. I value a range of qualities in a woman, but intelligence and humor are also important to me…..and I guess discretion is on that list!

Finally, id heard that Fab, like most sites of this ilk, has a disproportionate number of men to women on this site. The odds of our messages being seen is low, being read lower, and responded to lower still. Id also heard that the “top 10%” of men get most of the action on these kind of sites…..hyper-Darwinism in action I guess? Anyway…..here’s to all the regular guys, the shorter kings, the nerds, the non-Greek gods……I’m hoping that the numbers lie and that there’s some good natured frisky women here that value a bit of character. ….guess I’ll find out…..??