FabSwingers.com: Thingumy (52) , Woman in Somewhere , Scotland, UK

If yer banter is pish dinna bother!

Firstly what I don't like: slim built, really overweight....with my flab it just doesn't work, liars, arrogance, cocky, boring.

WHAT I DO LIKE:

Looking for tall, chunky/rugby player built blokes who know how to kiss. Must have a sense of humour and be capable of banter.

I'm only available at weekends, NOT free for weekday meets. I will only meet socially in the first instance; it's a safety thing for me. I understand that doesn't suit everyone and if you're not the sort of person that respects that then I don't want to meet you anyway!

I will NOT fuck in a truck or such like, or meet married/attached men, so don't even ask as refusal often offends. Head pics are welcome (that's the head on your shoulders not the one between your legs), cock pics are not.

If wearing condoms is going to be an issue for you then please pass me by.

I do not apologise for not being a stick,

I am a women who's fabulous and thick,

So my breasts are full and desired so much,

But only I decide who gets to touch,

My thighs are juicy and my hips are wide,

But not everyone will get to ride,

So show some respect as you scope my butt,

I'm a FAT girl, not a desperate slut!

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