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Because Therapy Is Expensive


Woman in Vice City, North West, UK
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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 35 to 55 only. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Sinsir

45 years old
Bisexual

5'5"  165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

Interests

Not new to this… vanilla inexperienced flakes need not apply. I am not a novelty or experiment and will smell your BS a mile off.

I’m a walking contradiction: classy yet inappropriate, cute yet terrifying. I’m like a human Pinterest board—but with more attitude and less helpful DIY tips.

I enjoy making questionable life choices, throwing out sarcasm like it’s confetti, and pretending to care while silently judging your choice of socks. My tattoos are my best decisions (so far), and my piercings? Proof I’m here to make bold, regrettable decisions—one metal stud at a time.

I despise unfaithful, illiterate and rude people and won’t hesitate to block unwanted lame messages, random cock pics and friends requests. I have my shit together and quite frankly expect the same in return. This is not about random sex with strangers ffs.. there’s much more fun to be had.

If you’re looking for a quiet, demure type, congratulations, you’ve found the wrong profile. But if you want someone who’s unpredictable, chaotic, and will leave you wondering if you made the best decision of your life (or the worst), we might just get along. Either way, it’s going to be an adventure.

In the bedroom, I’m a size queen, 420 switch—because why not keep things interesting? I’ll take the reins when I feel like it, but don’t get too comfortable, because one wrong move and I’ll have you questioning if you’re the one in charge or if you’ve just walked into a situation that will haunt your dreams. Spoiler alert: It’s probably the latter.