FabSwingers.com: Dave (52) & Krissy (49) , Couple in South Yorkshire, East Midlands, UK

Hello and welcome to our profile…

OUR FAB RULES, PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU PRESS SEND

DO NOT SEND DICK PICS !!! Friend requests are from us only!!! We have no single guys on friends list !!! No messages asking for random meets if WE haven’t posted one, we DO NOT do them !!!! Instant block on all counts !

We probably won’t reply to random messages so don’t be offended.

We are Dave and Krissy, a quiet middle-aged married Bi(ish) couple. For the sake of ticking boxes on FAB we are bi-curious but class ourselves more 80% straight with a twist… .We have been together for 30 years and married for twenty of those.

We love being part of Swinging world and over the last 9 years we have meet some wonderful people and have wonderful memories to look back on when we reach our senior years.

Swinging is something we do (like everyone else) for our own benefit and not to please others. Single men take note!!!!

Even though we do not party as much as we did when we first started, we do like to get out now and then despite work and babysitting the grandchildren.

Over the last 9 years we have just about tried everything and know our likes and dislikes, even though Dave discovering his bi side last year (2022) was a shock (especially to him!)…

POINTS TO CONSIDER BEFORE YOU MESSAGE

• We don’t really do arranged meets any more. Our preference is to turn up to a club and see what happens, this way we don’t end up disappointed or in uncomfortable situations.

• We both must be comfortable with any situation. If one taps out, we both tap out... No exceptions! Sorry if this leaves you ‘hanging.’

• This is not our first profile, we have had a few over the years and we do have another profile.

• We do not really do verification's but will do them for people who really need them if we have met. We find something quite uncomfortable reading in graphic detail about what happened the night before!

• We do not see the point in verifying the same people over and over again. I suppose if we have not played in a while but not once a month.

• Dogging, not our thing really. If we are out in the car, we have a picnic bag, a flask of coffee and snacks on the back seat… We have grown up kids in the house and it is just not practical to book a hotel every week. So, we get a bit of us time out in the car. We do not mind you approaching the car to talk but it will be a polite thanks but no thank you. Do not follow us around the car parks or parks. It is creepy!!

• Dave likes to dress up to recreate Krissy’s photos or if we are attending Bi events, however this is not a lifestyle choice, even though he is getting quite good at the make up these days…

• We do not like drama, swinging politics.

• We like to go with the flow and do not mind trying new things/situations as long as it feels right to us both.

• We never play/meet separately, please always address us as a couple.

• As a rule, we do not play bareback.

• Our private life and family will always come first.

• Sorry for this one we both agree on this….we do not like to body shame,, hairy men with a walnut hiding in a forest of pubic hair is massive turn off.

• Manners, we like group fun, the more the merrier to be honest (even more now that we both play Bi)…. So, the general rule of asking before touching sometimes goes through the window. But manners never hurt anyone.

• When we do arrange a meet. The once in a blue moon event, we won’t meet Asian men (our preference) having said that we do sometimes play with Asian men in group scenarios at clubs and will continue to do so if the situation is right.

• We found out over the years being able to have a laugh, hold a conversation and people not being up their own arse is more important than physical appearance.

• For those who are slightly male Bi-phobic! Dave spent 50 years as a straight male and seven of those in this lifestyle, he has never felt an overwhelming need to jump on every penis he saw dangling in front him then and does not now…. He will only play Bi if we attending Bi events or club days. xxxx

• It has been known, only when we are in a hotel and after a few beers, to post a random status updates the room number. This is with the hope of some random person/couple knocking on the door and joining us…you never know, Its not happened yet though lol.

SINGLE GUYS !!!! Be you Bi/Straight or hung like a donkey.

• No random messages. We will not reply unless we are actually looking.

• No graphic messages. We will block you.

• No, we do not want to cancel our club visit and meet you.

• No Dick pictures, we will block you.

• No, we do not want you to be our sl*ve

• No, we do not want a regular fuck friend.

• Clean shaven/trimmed only. Nothing worse than trying to find a walnut in a forest of pubic hair...

• We do not have single males as friends. We will block people who constantly send random friend requests…AKA pic collectors.

• No, we do not want to chat on WhatsApp, Kik or any other messaging service. No point even asking!

If you have got this far then maybe we will see you in a club sometime. Have fun and happy swinging.

Dave and Krissy xxx

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