FabSwingers.com: Gent (39) , Man in Gorleston, East Midlands, UK

I live in Gorleston with my Husky and Conure Parrot, looking for guys, men, dads, and lads to hang out with. If you’ve got a pulse and a sense of humor, we’ll probably get along!

I’m a discreet pleasure enthusiast—basically, I’m as chill as a snowman in a blizzard and have fewer expectations than a Kardashian at a library. I can accommodate or travel (Yes I’m that versatile too!). I enjoy spending time with the "Breeders" (straights, curious & bisexuals or as I call you all the confused labelled society). I mean what is straight? Those who claim they are straight are either discreet bisexuals but can't admit it to themselves or others or somewhat confused & scared. Love 'em or hate 'em, You "Breeders" have got some quirks that are absolutely fascinating from a gay man’s perspective. It’s like watching a nature documentary where you’re both the narrator and the audience... fascinating!

Another example:

The Gym Obsession: "Breeders" in the gym are a marvel. They’ll flex in the mirror like they’re auditioning for the next action movie, but ask them to pick out a color for the living room and they’re lost. Is ‘beige’ a colour or a dessert?!

I will converse with my fellow sisters as well, - Swaping tales, tips and reviews from the Breeders world. Don't Flatter yourselves I was ONLY Joking, we don't converse over such subjects. We have more important conversations to have such as, Beyoncé new dance routine, or what will Britney do now she is free...seriously if you believe that, then you'll believe anything.

I do love a good chat and having deep intellectual conversations, something I do believe I will find one day on here! My other interests are music, all genres, cock! Yes I love seeing a decent cock waving like a babies arm in some loose fitting sport shorts! It's heavenly to see such a spectacle out in public & exploring each other’s interests (yes, that’s a euphemism).

100% total discretion unless your a total tnuc, relaxed vibes, and laughs guaranteed! Let's give the neighbours something to talk about or some memories...fuck it lets film us and be stars in our own movie. Whatever you desire to do let's chat!

I’m a DIY fanatic, film junkie, junkie junkie, and history geek—especially when it comes to Ancient Rome, Greece, or Egypt...I was told I had Roman eyes once by an optician, I

never figured why he said that to me, but his assistant was stunning! I had no problem seeing the D that day.

When I’m not nose-deep in a book!...I know where your mind was going you filthy reader!.

I can be found strolling in nature, I often see those allusive "straight men" I spoke of earlier. They have very strange greetings, a nod here & there, then suddenly before I know it im doing reenactments of a documentary I once saw about dogs. I never see there reactions as there always behind me...curious creatures.

I’m embracing single life like it’s a brand-new Samsung Phone—no plans to settle down and a whole lot of swiping left on commitment.

Discretion is my superpower and privacy is my sacred temple. I’m hunting for genuine connections, great banter, and the occasional deep dive into philosophical nonsense. If you're curious, thinking of exploring your interests, then welcome to the real world, if you're pissed off that I contacted you, think yourself lucky I spoke to you. Mother always said it's charitable to be kind to others and I was just fulfilling my charitable needs for the day...your welcome!

Enough about me, well thats a lie, its never enough about me but I suppose I shall wait to read your messages and see how exhilarating your lives are.

Get in touch, and for those who need a friend to pee in a cup- ask someone else :p

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