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Let’s be each other’s favorite plot twist


Man in Penrith, North West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Women aged 18 to 45. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

J

44 years old
Straight

6'3"  191cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys
Hey there, fabulous profile explorers! If James Bond (minus the martini budget), Deadpool (sans the spandex—it chafes), and Indiana Jones (still working on the hat) had a witty love child, that’d be me—a modern-day renaissance man lost in the digital jungle.

I’m on a quest for a partner-in-crime who’s up for spontaneous adventures, hearty laughs, and perhaps a little harmless mischief. If you’re genuine, can handle a good pun, and aren’t into wasting time with mind games, we might just get along famously.

Life’s too short for disingenuous vibes and endless swiping. So, if honesty, a dash of sarcasm, and a whole lot of fun sound like your cup of tea (or shot of tequila), drop me a line.