FabSwingers.com: BSS (51) & Bella (32) , Couple in Sheffield, East Midlands, UK

Alright you naughty lot

We’re an open-minded, fun-loving couple who know exactly what we’re after — and we’re not shy about it.

Friendly? Always.

Filthy? Frequently.

Up for endless chat? Sadly, no.

We’ve got busy lives, so if we’re not super responsive, it’s not a snub — just real life getting in the way of the fun.

Couples

We love couples, but straight MFMF swaps aren’t really our thing. What does get us going is a playful, relaxed vibe:

Group fun, club nights, sexy house parties with five or more involved, and no pressure or awkward pairings.

If you’re into that kind of chaos (the fun kind), get in touch and let’s see what we can stir up.

Unicorns

Yes please

We’re very open to meeting the right solo female — confident, curious, maybe a little wicked. But let’s be honest, you’re rare as hen’s teeth, so while we’re very much open… we’re not holding our breath!

If you’re playful, self-assured, and looking for a couple who know how to treat you right — drop us a message.

Guys

Alright lads, listen closely:

We’re after men who are confident, clued-up, and understand how the scene works.

If you’re new or unverified — no offence, but maybe get some experience and pop back when you’re more ready.

We’re probably not a match if:

• You’re under 30

• Built like a rake

• Come on too strong

• Go on about “discretion” (this is a swingers site, not confession)

• You’ve only got blurry, dick-centric pics

• You send disappearing face pics (we don’t, and won’t, play that game)

• You’re not into sharing pics or vids before/during/after — we like a bit of naughty recordings for (our own) posterity

• You won’t hop on a quick video call — it saves time and filters out the muppets

If any of the above sounds like you — best crack on elsewhere and save yourself the ghosting.

BUT — if you’re:

• Scene-savvy

• In an open/poly/swing setup (or single and respectful)

• Experienced and presentable

• Happy to share real pics, chat briefly, and make real plans

— then you’re our kind of filth.

We love a bit of cheeky build-up, but if there’s no actual intention to meet, we’ll lose interest fast. Want to stand out? Try this:

“I’m free Tues evening, Thurs night, or Friday afternoon — what suits?”

Boom. Sexy and efficient. Amazing how rare THAT is.

She likes to chat directly — especially if you’ve got charm and a decent grin — but if it’s all words and no trousers, she’s out.

Still reading? Still turned on? Then say hi.

House Rules

• Face pics are a must — no face, no fun.

• We’re here to meet, not message endlessly.

• Bring good vibes, a sense of humour, and a filthy mind — and we’ll get on just fine.

Thanks for popping by.

Play safe, be bold, and maybe we’ll see you soon.

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