FabSwingers.com: Sam (44) & Buca (37) , Couple in Beergarden, Scotland, UK

So here’s about edition 803 of our profile. We’ve been in and out the lifestyle for around the last 15 years. During that time we’ve had numerous different phases and what we’re after tends to change with the seasons.

I’ve had a Hotwife phase, a Cuckquean phase Infact I’ve probably had more phases than the moon.

So what we’re looking for right now?

Our preference is always to play together, although we can generally only do this during the school holidays when the kids disappear to grandparents.

In the winter we tend to hibernate but as soon as the sun pokes through our solar powered horn fires right back up. We love setting each other naughty challenges and tasks to complete especially when we’re unable to meet properly due to the kids. So if our status seems bizarre, it’s probably a silly challenge one of us is trying to complete xxx.

we’re up for Anything fun, we love socialising, beers banter and laughter if we end up having great sex at the end of the night then that’s just the icing on the cake.

Do we meet solo? - Yes, but there has to be a reason. You need to bring something different to the party, l love organising Hotwife meets for him with her husband so they’re always high on my list. As for me, needs to be exciting, The fact that your just passing through doesn’t cut it, unless your a soldier (in uniform) or driving a tractor then maybe ;) xxx

Cum Tribute - Bit of a weird one, but someone recently offered to send me one then never delivered. Ever since the idea has been growing on me. So if someone wants to send me a video of them cumming over one of my pics that would go to the very top of my wanking material. Even better if you say something dirty whilst your unloading xxxx

So what do we want from you?

Bi Females - Who doesn’t love a bi female joining them? But must be fully bi. Meets of this type are rare so we don’t really have the time to teach people the ropes, I also want you to be as enthusiastic about licking my pussy as you are about sucking his cock and vice versa.

Couples - probably the hardest to pull off, firstly we can only play together during small windows each year when the kids are away. We also don’t take one for the team and certainly don’t expect you to either. So a couple where we all find each other attractive would be great.

Single Guys - We’d like 1 or 2 single guys we can call upon when needed. But the site is full of guys, you need to stand out. Boring messages, no verifications and blacked out profiles are instant deletes. (Your not in the SAS)

Boring bits

We try not to be negative about other people’s choices but we’re not big fans of the Botox revolution that seems to be going on. So if your lips look like a dinghy about to cross the channel then we’re probably not a good match.

We’re pretty open fun and relaxed, this is just a fun adventure.

So as they say….. when the fun stops stop.

That’s how we roll, if messaging feels like a chore or boring we quickly lose interest.

If you think I’m gonna drop my knickers because your too ugly to get laid but happen to be ‘passing by’ and need emptying your wasting both mine and your time.

We like to swap pics early to see there’s mutual attraction. If we send ours and you reply saying anything like.. great pics, you look hot etc etc but don’t send yours in return then again we quickly lose interest.

If you do send pics please remember there’s 2 of us, so if we’ve read and not replied but not deleted then generally we’re waiting on the other party to look, if you remove them in the interim then the 2nd person will probably just delete.

We understand that everyone likes different things, if you send a pic but you’re not for us we’ll tell you. Likewise if we’re not for you that’s absolutely fine I can promise you we won’t lose an ounce of sleep. Silly replies if we tell you that you’re not for us like……. No big loss your nothing special and your not Angelina Jolie etc make you look a bit daft.

So toughen up chief and take it on the chin.

Anyway if you made it this far your probably my husband checking my grammar ; )

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